Your top 5 game induced stoner freak outs

:eek: I'm talking about when your immersed in some intense game and it has your baked ass by the throat. You gotta be specific too:

1. Resident Evil 4 - The first 5 minute panic fest in the village. I bricked myself when one of those fat ugly spanish byatches lunged at me for the first time. Who wouldn't?

2. Gears of War - Taking down the first giant spider thing with the hammer of dawn and it crashes through the bridge. I actually shat myself.

3. Gears of War (again) - The "cut off the head of the snake and the body will die" cut scene. You know the one!

3. F.E.A.R - First fight with the ninjas, and the buildup beforehand.

4. Condemned - First 30 minutes in the condemned building (including headbutting for the first time) :p

5. Call of Duty 3 on 360 - Hand to hand minigame for the first time. I was lean as a bean and felt like I was actually wrestling with a manic german.

Yeah, I dunno if anyone appreciates games like I do but either way :o ....

I wasn't a stoner when this happened, but when i was younger, I was playing Half-Life with a full bladder on one of my weekly friday night marathons. All of a sudden, a headcrab jumped out at me and i just let it go...

Playing Diablo II Classic, I doing a Hell CS run with my hardcore 95 sorc and accidentally teleported into a wicked crowd of mobs...died almost instantly. It was a fluke, man. To this day, I don't know how it happened. But, I definitely freaked out.

silent hill - nuff said

also crapping myself playing resident evil 2 when i was like 12

Lmao...

1. DOOM 3!! Scariest fucking game when you're stoned. It's so dark... and shit just comes out of the walls... literally, the spawn points are closets hidden in walls.

2. Half-Life 2. Forget the level but I had mad head crabs jumping out of nowhere... and the one level at the mill, with all the zombies and warewolves that hop around on the roofs.... wow.

3. The Introduction Video to WoW, not scary at all... but it's so sick and trips me the fuck out.

4. CS:S. When you're playing with no sound and a hoe jumps at you from around the corner.

5. My Friend's Version of Pong. This custom version of pong, written in java, makes a gay porn pic pop up after you score 2 goals. Yeah, needless to say I owned and had a screen full of cock so fast that I shat my pants. GG

Yeah Doom 3 was pretty hairy...

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Originally Posted by OniEhtRedrum781

I wasn't a stoner when this happened, but when i was younger, I was playing Half-Life with a full bladder on one of my weekly friday night marathons. All of a sudden, a headcrab jumped out at me and i just let it go...

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:madnoel:

Man, I would have kept that story to myself ;)

parasite eve 2- when the lady in the cafe turns into the greater stranger

1. Burnout Revenge for 360 - Its so fast you have no idea whats goin on till BAM, a fuckin truck comes from side traffic and you just went from 1st to last in 5 seconds.

2. Halo 2 - I love stickin people with grenades

3. Warcraft 3 - Its fun and pretty trippy colors.

And thats about it from what I play daily.

rtt (read the title)

elder scrolls oblivion, dodging through alleyways and tunnels in the imperial city escaping guards in a hot pursuit after i just unsheathed a shortsword and assassinated my mark right in the middle of the talos plaza district... basically everything about elder scrolls, living in a different detailed intricate universe for an hour or two is quite an experiecne!!

1.Halo 2- when master cheif jumps out of the ship with the bomb. i nearly shit myself!
2.F.E.A.R.- when you are walking through the halls full of blood.
3.Prey- when you first get into the space ship and see your grandpa die.
4.Oblivion-nuff said
5.Gears of War- its the greatest game ever!:thumbsup: