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I'm not 100% sure there is a thread on jokes, but hell why not start one :) they don't have to be cannabis related, but that would be kewl if they were :)
I'll start it off :)
If a gay couple, and a lesbian couple were staying in the same hotel, and then going to the same city the next day. Which couple would make it there first?
The Lesbians would be cause they would be doing 69 on the highway, while the gay guys would be still packing there shit! lol
[quote=potsmokingnome]I'm not 100% sure there is a thread on jokes, but hell why not start one :) they don't have to be cannabis related, but that would be kewl if they were :)
I'll start it off :)
more straight men request anal sex with their gf, than gay men do with their partners.
Most gay men do not engage in anal sex.
dai*ma:stoned:
a french guy waks into a bar, and sees a donkey. he asks the bartender why is the donkey there. the bartener replies, that is a special donkey. if you hit him on the head, he'll give you oral sex. the french guy dosent beleive him. so the bartender walks over to the donkey, hits him on the head, and the donkey gives him oral sex. the bartender then asks the french guy, do you want to have a try? the french guy says, okay, but you dont have to hit me on the head
Jokes need the right person telling them,,,delivery,facial expression an goofy looking eyes all play a part... it is really tough to tell a joke on the internet...
what do you call a weedhead with parkinsons disease?
Shake and bake
I don't think so, it makes all those joke websites obsolete....Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
What joke websites???Quote:
Originally Posted by OniEhtRedrum781
dribbleglass.comQuote:
Originally Posted by Skink
lotsofjokes.com
Q: What is black, white & read all over AND has trouble going through revolving doors???
A: A nun with a spear through her head.:toilet_claw:
BTW - I'm reeeeally high right now.:stoned:
What did one saggy tit say to the other?
We better wear a bra or else people will think we're nuts!
Q: What did the football coach say to the bank?
A: I'm gonna need my quarter back.
If what ya say is true, don't tell me u haven't read the jokes in Playboy or a maxim magazine...aren't those jokes funny? ;) :D so therefore internet jokes are funny too ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
What is the point to jewish football?
To get the qaurter back
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Originally Posted by potsmokingnome
So guys actually read Playboy? I thought that was an excuse! :p
LOL yeah there is only so long you can stare at the same naked pics lol well then again, not really lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Cheery Cherry
and the articles are actually quite good lol
But I threw out my playboy stash awhile ago..... :(
ok yes i was to lazy to search lol that wasn't even that long ago lolQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
This corporate guy finally retires,and he & his wife decide to go on a trip to the holy land.While there, the wife has a heart attack & dies.The local funeral home gave the man two options.$8000 to ship the body home,or $100 to bury it locally.The man chooses to ship the body.Why would you spend all that money,asks the funeral director,to ship the body,instead of just burying her here?Well,replied the man,a long time ago,they tried to bury a man here,and he rose from the dead,& im not taking that chance.
This corporate guy finally retires,and he & his wife decide to go on a trip to the holy land.While there, the wife has a heart attack & dies.The local funeral home gave the man two options.$8000 to ship the body home,or $100 to bury it locally.The man chooses to ship the body.Why would you spend all that money,asks the funeral director,to ship the body,instead of just burying her here?Well,replied the man,a long time ago,they tried to bury a man here,and he rose from the dead,& im not taking that chance.:greenthumb: