MY CRAzY NIGHT (top this)

what s up cannabis friends,

last night i smoked some crazy dank and drank a pints and a half of tequila (JOSE) and ofcourse was slightly intoxicated;)
i met up with some friends and 2 hot ass girls asked me if i wanted to smoke, so i say sure i got some chrondiggity. we smoked and the noticed i smelled a bit of alc, and said they wanted to drink. so being cunningly fucked in the head i got some more alc and went to my friends house cuz him moms left him alone, and we drank way more and my friend went to sleep cuz he had to work in the morn, and i layed down to "rest my eyes" and hear the 2 girls laughing in the bathroom, i was about to say shut the fuck up but then one came out and said " lets take a shower" so i ofcourse did and all 3 (me+2 hos) we naked making out. this then made its way to an amazing 3some in a vacant room. from here i got my Second WIND and drove them home, and wnt to a party and smoked some more dank and drank ...alot...of vodka. everyone at the party then bet 50$ for me to UFC this huge guy and since im in the middle of wrestling i knew i would kick his ass) and some how i straight wooped his ass. after this i was all dirty and took another shower in the guys house, and the most beautiful girl knocked on the door and we did it right there in the bathroom. FINALLY i drove home and my mom wasnt home, so i made it inside and got some much needed sleep.:jointsmile:

I can't top that =(

damn thats tight, so you got drunk, had a 3 some, got more drunk, made 50 bucks by beatin up sum dude, boned again, then slept... cant top that either...

thas 4sure a crackin night!!! good job man!! hahah which was better, the 3some? or the 1on1 str8 smakin hahahaha

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Originally Posted by rollinKansas

what s up cannabis friends,

last night i smoked some crazy dank and drank a pints and a half of tequila (JOSE) and ofcourse was slightly intoxicated;)
i met up with some friends and 2 hot ass girls asked me if i wanted to smoke, so i say sure i got some chrondiggity. we smoked and the noticed i smelled a bit of alc, and said they wanted to drink. so being cunningly fucked in the head i got some more alc and went to my friends house cuz him moms left him alone, and we drank way more and my friend went to sleep cuz he had to work in the morn, and i layed down to "rest my eyes" and hear the 2 girls laughing in the bathroom, i was about to say shut the fuck up but then one came out and said " lets take a shower" so i ofcourse did and all 3 (me+2 hos) we naked making out. this then made its way to an amazing 3some in a vacant room. from here i got my Second WIND and drove them home, and wnt to a party and smoked some more dank and drank ...alot...of vodka. everyone at the party then bet 50$ for me to UFC this huge guy and since im in the middle of wrestling i knew i would kick his ass) and some how i straight wooped his ass. after this i was all dirty and took another shower in the guys house, and the most beautiful girl knocked on the door and we did it right there in the bathroom. FINALLY i drove home and my mom wasnt home, so i made it inside and got some much needed sleep.:jointsmile:

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i will top this
this saturday your story will be beaten down

If I could have 1 night like that, my life would be complete and I would die happy.

that story sounds awesome as shit!! lucky lucky :P

daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn dude, sounds like a good night, but it wouldn't hold up if i whipped out one of my true life stories, i've got a whole bunch of them, why don't you reach into my pocket and see what you find?

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Originally Posted by usedchemicals

daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn dude, sounds like a good night, but it wouldn't hold up if i whipped out one of my true life stories, i've got a whole bunch of them, why don't you reach into my pocket and see what you find?

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Used tell me some im interested...

Wow, a shower with 2 girls, thats a real kodak moment.

Posts like this make me feel VERY curmudgeonly.

But whatever... each to his/her own.

Hey, ;) I think I saw that porno flick!

pft story of my life

tomorrow, just wait......on sunday/monday i will tell you how my birthday celebration went.
my b-day was wednesday but the party is saturday

Don't we all have our dreams!!....:)

I wish it was true though...would be quite the night.

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i will top this
this saturday your story will be beaten down

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I cant wait for that story.

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Originally Posted by Frivolous248

If I could have 1 night like that, my life would be complete and I would die happy.

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Same.

well i took 10 gravity bong rips and went to jupiter with jesus.

but yeah your trip sounded reallllly fun

smells like bull feces

yeah the story seems almost fictional.. lol

I agree this stuff don't happen to high schoolers.

I ASSURE YOU THAT 100% OF THIS STORY BE TRUE

ALSO THAT AWESOME STUFF LIKE THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I MAKE IT HAPPEN!

YOU CAN JUST WAIT FOR GOOD TIMES;)



regret nothing

sorry i meant CANT wait for good times

Sounds pretty hairy man :)

Yea I agree, alot of drunk driving. And you must of been really fucked up. Sayin you drank so much and smoked so much 'dank'

Im sure somthin like this happened but your imagination added a bit too much into this.

yea im gonna have to go either way on this one




one way: MAN,, THATS NICE 3 CHICKS IN 1 DAY,,AND 2 OF EM AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK ME THATS WICKED BRUV, RMEMEBER THE END TO A PERFECT WAIR-WASH? RINSE N REPEAT.... MAKE IT A PERFECT DAY SLEEP N REPEAT, LOL

other way: i hope your not lying lol

being that drunk and just slamming 3 girls in a night without even talking to them first sounds kinda ridiculous..
now you could have got so drunk that you could of just thought it was a big sex party with palmala and her 5 friends hahaha

i mean i dont dought your crazy night thats forsure, i have had CRAZY ass nights, to crazy ass 4 days straight... infact everyday of my summer was intense (living next to the biggest dealer in my city)

All I know is that I can hold my liquor. Even so I couldn't handle as much alcohol as you supposedly drank without passing out, or at least be coherent enough to have sex. Maybe I'm just thinking too much but I'm pretty sure someone is telling tales. ;)

lol Ive drank a flat, a 2'6 of captain mo's and a 2'6 of bacardi superior and coulda went for more. But it was already like 5 in the morning so lol.

[quote=rollinKansas]i was about to say shut the fuck up but then one came out and said " lets take a shower" QUOTE]


yeah something like that happened to me this summer... me and my freiend and this guy were all drinking in his room and it was like 5am and me and my friend were piss faced and we were going to ask the guy to have a 3 way and he yelled shut up go to sleep so we told him we just wanted to have a 3 some ... and that woke him up ... good times man never tell 2 girls to shut up is the moral of the story bc that almost made us change our minds

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Originally Posted by TheFatKid

I can't top that =(

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me neither

yeah i cant top that.. got me.

the only thing i tihnk ive done thats crazier is rolling a cigarette with 50$ worth of bugler cigarettes (paper/tobacco, you ahndrollthem)


and then takingn a picture

but no one would smoke it cause it was liek instant nicodiine od

thats nothin, yesterday i smoked three ounces of white widow then went skydiving over mount everest, when i landed on the peak i met up with some hot babes from the planet nympho and had a nine hour sex-a-thon with them on their spaceship of love. then the introduced me to their resident space-alchemist who taught me how to turn stone into weed.

they got to u too?

Alright, so tomorrow my personal cook martha stewart is bringing three pounds of amsterdams finest, she will also come bearing magical sex faries the I will in fact have sex with over 20 times in one night, after sex martha will cook me up some filet mignon and lobster dish. I will then chill with my homies Mr. T and the A-team while lighting up my 1 LB blunt and then proceding to drive to the moon (or into someones house).

:cool:

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Originally Posted by TurnyBright

thats nothin, yesterday i smoked three ounces of white widow then went skydiving over mount everest, when i landed on the peak i met up with some hot babes from the planet nympho and had a nine hour sex-a-thon with them on their spaceship of love. then the introduced me to their resident space-alchemist who taught me how to turn stone into weed.

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OMG. LMAO. That is going in my sig.