multi task and smoke a joint naked.:(
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multi task and smoke a joint naked.:(
lol lol
that was funny:jointsmile:
You wouldnt happen to actually live in kansas would you
Damn...now I have to do it.
pretty random.. but i have to ask.. whats the worst that could happen??
oo ya that would make sense... and fucking hurt...Quote:
Originally Posted by Smokealotapotamus
Not exactly on my cock, but on my stomch, and crotch area. I tried to catch it, but was stoned and only swatted it due to my amazing slow reflex skillz. it burst into a few equally hot, but smaller burning bits of weed.
Happy ending for all you stoned folks out there.
to be fair i was picking my hair out at the time, because i was about to get it braided. thats just asking for trouble, im lucky my hair didnt burst into flames.
You got your pubes braided?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skrappie
DO NOT:
Masturbate while running on the spot.
DO NOT:
get stoned when your mom is having a church pary that same night!!!
/random
I do that shit all the timeQuote:
Originally Posted by slpntrx5
Do not cook bacon naked while smoking on the roof doused in kerosene cleaning windows on a 40th story building with rusty chains holding your platform, while a cold front moves into the region (cold fronts produce a lot of wind)
That Indica stone makes for some interesting bits, don't it?
i did that a few times :)Quote:
Originally Posted by slpntrx5
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Originally Posted by slpntrx5
I get stoned when my parents have parties so everybody is fucking hammered and I blend right in :thumbsup:
I get drunk too
yeah, but a CHURCH party? where everyone is completely straight edge and they're all preaching in the living room? yeah, it sucks lol.
funny stuff...
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Originally Posted by slpntrx5
Its also not fun to go to church stoned, did it once and i didnt like it. Esspecially a catholic church...
hey hey! lets all get loaded!!!
and naked
thats the best way to get thru them w/out being bored outa your mindQuote:
Originally Posted by slpntrx5
DO:
Smoke 2 bowls of kush before family councelling
I don't smoke joints by myself, i don't smoke naked. Check and Check.
make that 3Quote:
Originally Posted by KottonMouthKid
gettin stoned then goin to church is quite entertaining for some reason...
smoking 3 bowls and then going to family councelling AT church is also quite entertaining :]Quote:
Originally Posted by sgS2
jesus khrist im high
Curiosity killed the cat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Domiko
...actually it just hurt his balls.
Getting stoned before going to work.
At pizza hut.
Some of the pizzas didn't make it to the customer and we had to remake them.
No one ever knew.
No one...