Theories and thoughts when lit

So I was high today, and I watched Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer, 'cause its badass ya' know, and I interpreted a few things, like you do when your high sometimes.

I realized that Mrs. Claus wants Santa dead, cause she kept trying to fatten him up, thats not healthy!

and Santa is prejudice! Like, when Rudolph's nose came off and his red one showed, then santa was all "Donner! You should be ashamed!" I mean, whats up with that!

Oh, and also I was thinkin', people always say bud with lots of seed is no good, but I don't see a huge difference between dank and seedy bud, but I realized with regs then seeds can take up a lot of space. Especially when the seeds are in the bud and stuff. So I de-seeded the rest of my stash, weighed my seeds and had 1.7G of seeds! Plus its stemmy so that takes a way from weight too. Maybe thats why you get so much when you buy regs. I mean, dank is better, but regs isn't nearly as bad as everyone makes it out to be.

correction! 2.1g of seeds. And thats just the seeds that are left, there was more at first.

Haha. When I'm watching movies, I'm always making a side plot in my head about what I think is -really- going on or trying to catch these supposed subliminal messages I think they've put in there. I think thats what making watching movies high more enjoyable.

i always come up with the craziest, most fucked up observations imaginable when im watching something on tv baked.

wow dude how big is your stash? 2g of seeds im sorry to say man that is not regs no matter where you live. thats some genuine textbook grade A schwag. a 20 bag of seeds is outrageous, i get ounces that do not contain 1 single seed..

I haven't seen a marijuana seed in years.

I haven't gotten a seed yet.

I think it's mighty suspect that you're getting that many.

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Originally Posted by pixel

wow dude how big is your stash? 2g of seeds im sorry to say man that is not regs no matter where you live. thats some genuine textbook grade A schwag. a 20 bag of seeds is outrageous, i get ounces that do not contain 1 single seed..

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It was a half that cost 40 bucks. I don't mind the quality, it gets me plenty high and I've smoked dank too which is not a much different high. Theres more to bad quality than seeds too man.

I don't care if I get seeds, I'm not a pot snob. I'll smoke any weed thrown my way, unless its like, really bad, or moldy. I've seen much worse than what I have now.

What i've realized when I was high is how beautiful life and family is. When I'm coming down, but still pretty baked I look outside and see the Christmas decorations, then think of how much I love my family and my dog. For some reason I can't really feel this when I'm sober.

im always pumpin jams so i like to really think about the lyrics i am hearing and what they mean

only reason i hate seeds is cuz i have to pick them out of my bud before i can smoke it >.<

If the weed is grown outdoors somewhere near he lives it is pretty likely that it could be some decent buds, just not all females. If thats true you could have some decent bud if its dried properly. But if its stuff that gets smuggled from mexico then it really isn't that good of weed at all.

If you want to watch a strange show. Get really baked and sit down with some Sesame(Sp?) Street, after like five minutes you will observe just how racist and crazy that show is. They pick on that guy who lives in a garbage can and call him a grouch and stuff, its his name but I mean, come on. So cruel....

Whoa, your totally right.

Its probably 'cause those shows that were made awhile ago were made by racist people. I mean, Henry Ford was a jew hater!

Man I feel for all of yall gettin seeds.. allthough I have gotten some of the dankest bud ive ever seen and it had a few seeds in it.