just about got caught

ok so my mom goes to the gym everyday around 4:30, and today like every other day, she leaves and i go out side on my balcony for a little smoke session. So there i am enjoying myself when i hear a beaping sound just inside like someone is dialing a phone. My stomach just dropped. My mom came back for some reason and she was JUST OUTSIDE THE DOOR! So i try and sneak inside when she leaves but there she was standing in the hall way.

She said " what were you jsut doing outside?" and i said "oh i was looking at the birds, im gonna shoot one" (haha thats all i could think of that would make sense for why i was outside) so i slip past her REAL quick and go to my room.

she just left and im unhappy to say, my buzz is GONE haha. oh well at least i didnt get caught..... that was too close for comfort!

Is your mom hot?

You got caught...

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

Is your mom hot?

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She works out every day...

haha the point of the story is is that i alomst got caught not bout my mom haha

was she in a towel?

she wasnt going to the gym to work out she works in the office

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Originally Posted by Skink

She works out every day...

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yeah, i bet shed be cute, love mums who work out everyday...... once i hooked up with this chicks mum, then 3 weeks later hooked up with the chick (it was LEGENDARY!!!!....... okay so it didnt really happen.......but i did hook up with the chick though..... she was hotter than her mum..... i still get points for that....)

anyway, post a pic of ure mum,

When she asked you ???What wer you doing??? She knew what you were doing!!!

She was naked? :O

Shooting birds eh? Well at least you didn't get caught red handed.

ha hope not im already grounded

if it comes back to you, just tell her this

"okay mum, ill be honest with you...... this is hard for me to say but....... i was jackin it....... i like doin it on the balcony in the fresh air...... dont know why i do, but i do......."

she will never ask you any questions at all

I would of looked embarrased and nervously pulled up my fly... Oh Nothing mom...


Ha same thought...

Just slap her in the face with your penis, post a picture here, so I can laugh.

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

Just slap her in the face with your penis, post a picture here, so I can laugh.

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dude, that is sick, why slap a chick with your penis, if your penis is that close to her face, u may as well have her give u a heady

haha i would rather be caught smokin then jackin it....i dont think she knew i was smoking or she would of said something

weeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllll, if she ever does confront you and asks if u were smoking, you can either tell her the truth or tell her u were jackin it, up to you, if she thinks u were jackin it she will never ask you anything about it, though depending on how old you are you may expect a word from your dad

then again you could always make something up that doesnt involve jacking it, but good luck thinking of something like that, that will lead to her dropping the subject and leaving u alone

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Originally Posted by GetDown

dude, that is sick, why slap a chick with your penis, if your penis is that close to her face, u may as well have her give u a heady

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Because it's his mom. I figured asking his mom for a blowjob would be a bit much, but slapping her in the face with his penis would not only shock her, it would entertain me on a high level of immaturity.

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

Because it's his mom. I figured asking his mom for a blowjob would be a bit much, but slapping her in the face with his penis would not only shock her, it would entertain me on a high level of immaturity.

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hmmmm...... okay...... good point....... maybe i should....... nah gonna drop this now coz im very close to crossing a line here......

LOl readin the replys has me lmao..:D

you do know ya have to go shoot the bird in front of her to back up your story right?

Who cares unless your like 15 years old, or are 35 and still living at home.

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Originally Posted by RedLocks

you do know ya have to go shoot the bird in front of her to back up your story right?

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ani od michakeh bishvil tmunot shel ha ima shelo




baker post a pic of ure mum, and then i promise inappropriate comments will end....... unless shes a looker, then they never will

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Originally Posted by GetDown

baker post a pic of ure mum, and then i promise inappropriate comments will end....... unless shes a looker, then they never will

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I agree. :D Snap a picture of her while she's working out and all hot and sweaty. That'd be sexy. :)

Poor kid, probably still shitting his pants. And you guys comfort him by virtually eye dressing his mum.

Classic:D

well in all fairness we cant really undress her untill we see a pic, right now im undressing teri hatcher and the redhead chick from desperate housewives (would also be undressing eva longaria, but since she was only wearing a bikini to begin with, she is already naked and help the other 2 get their clothes off.......),.......,.......

Ever seen her naked? Pics plz lolol