Ive lost a computer

After reading this thread, http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=93755, I decided to find out all the computers that are running. I go to my DHCP server and see what addresses are leased out. I see all of the ones I remembered, but theres one extra. Ah, I knew that I was forgetting something. I do a quick run through my house to locate the machine. Its no where do be found. I can access it from inside my network, so it is joined to my domain. It responds to ping. I know what port its plugged into on my router even! I just cant find the damn thing.

I have lost a machine. :(

I think this is a joke as I got an extreme sense of deja vu as I was reading it. That and you have to be pretty fucking stupid to lose a computer plugged into your network ;)

edit: ah this came from bash.org didn't it

you lost a computer? how much have you smoked? how much have you drank? how much did you drop? how could you lose a fairly large machne that goes "VVVVMMMMMMMMMMMM" ALL THE TIME? woops, sorry bout the caps

If you know what port it's plugged into on your router why don't you just follow the cable to the box?

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Originally Posted by Natural Rx

If you know what port it's plugged into on your router why don't you just follow the cable to the box?

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Could be wireless.

He is just dishing the B/S out.

seems pretty stupid to me :bonghit: bat then again so does the way to fucking talk and the way you walk and the way you fucking breath...i wish :bonghit: you would just stop breathing and die you motherfucker :bonghit:



lmao im jking mate just felt like going on a proper :bonghit: mad1 lol cause i know b4 you got to this part of the txt you was most likley thinking wtf!

I think "Wtf?" every time I read a post from you liljosh. Is it easier for you type/read your text like that? I find it harder...

type or read ma txt like what?

He said you type like a chav! :D

ooo yea i know that lol n yer i do find it easyer to type like this hehe y didnt you just say that, lol soz if you find it hard to read ma post its just i really cant b bothered to type things fully when there is a much easyer n quicker way. its cause im used to tlking on msn.

it shudnt b 2 hard to read its nt like im using different words im just shortning em

i find it easyer

with line gaps

what does "soz" mean?
cause?

soz means sorry

ah okay. thanks for clearing that up :thumbsup:

np :)

lol.. i read somewhere that the human brain can read words perfectly fine as long as it has like the first 2 or 3 words and 2 or 3 last words.. or somethin like that.. and when i read about that it has loads of words missin too

Yeah but soz..I could understand srory or srroy..but theres a whole new letter in soz.

and it is ture taht you can undretsand wrdos as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltetres are in the rgiht sopt. :thumbsup:

no it wroks if the fisrt few lettres are coerrct dont ask me why as i am not a brian scietnsit. i uesd to have a cool emial abuot this and it was all splet inocrrcetly hoewver it was still easy to read.