whats the best way for me to grow a lil plant in my room withought ma mum noticing and wivout costing 2 much $
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whats the best way for me to grow a lil plant in my room withought ma mum noticing and wivout costing 2 much $
grow up, move out, get your own place?
I wouldn't try to grow with your mom around... sure they start off small, but in no time they grow big.
Yeah what the Geek said.Quote:
Originally Posted by geekygrower
Youngun's should grow their ganj outside and parctice growing indoors on LEGAL plants like tomaters that your parents will be happy to have around. I recommend hot peppers for a rewarding indoor legal experience.
So true...not cool AT ALL to grow without the knowledge of the homeowner. The consequences can be extreme (losing the house, jail, fines, etc.) and it is just not right to place your family in jeopardy without their knowledge.
It's best not to grow in a house with your parents. Almost anywhere you could put it, it would eventually get big if you grow it right and it will start stinking like chronic. Your parents are going to find it.
Meh, I really don't think you're gonna be able to pull it off. Maybe with some Low Ryders, that's if you can get a hold of the seeds. But as far as just plant growing in your house with parents...I really don't think you're gonna be able to pull that off lol. Somethings gonna show.
this helps me in no way at all :) cheers peeps
plz just tell me tho so i can make up my mind if i think i will b able to pull it of
Lol...
lol orangeman your avi is well odd now lol your old 1 was pretty gansterish but that 1 is odd lol it lks like youve woken up in the m,orning n nt realisd sum1 has put stuff up ur nose
Semi on topic, but what would be good practice for growing cannabis? Something legal that would maybe even interest your parents ;)
tomatoes^
grow it outside in the summer and if your parents see i just say it is a big ass weed or you never saw it, throw a seed or two in the garden if you have one and harvest it then kill it before anyone knows any better. keep it out of plain sight.
lil josh, i know how you're feeling and the way some members would rather patronise than help is beyond me, perhaps they forget what it was like to be a stoner when they were in their teens or whatever - its probably been decades. The best way to do it if you're living at home, i found,was to keep it under your bed with a uv light on it at night for a few hours, and on your windowsill being left to itself behind your curtains/blind or whatever during the daylight hours. That is what i did and sprouted something like 19 out of 25 or so seeds which continued to grow to about 4/5 inches within a week.
However, there are points being raised that need to be understood. Your parents WILL get into trouble should feds raid, so if they don't know, keep it on the low, that means all your mates - the only person you should tell is who's house you're planning on moving the bigger plants into to continue growing, and shift them as soon as they start to smell so that ya rents dont go rippin ya babies out the earth.
Should feds ever raid, the answer to their questions is - 'My parents did not know they were here, i never told them nor did they know i smoked cannabis - this is entirely my fault'. As fucked up as that may sound, it's there house on the line.
But don't get me wrong, go for it and grow some killer plants, just play safe.
DS.
He's English so no worry of the feds at least :) Those "Motherfuckers comin' through your front window" as John Sinclair puts it haha
I wouldn't bother growing in those conditions mate. The smell would be a dead giveaway for a start. There was a great thread on here called "my 2nd hide from the parents grow" or something like that so look that up for some ideas at least.
growing without the homeowners consent is immoral and just plain wrong!
go plant in the woods somewhere out of the way, it's safe, it's not on your property, and you don't have to sneak around your house. i grew outdoors for years before going indoors (which i had my OWN place, so no secrets)
im going to have to agree with all the "old timers" i feel you should eithier grow outside or with parents consent and knowledge. growing without thier consent is immoral and wrong just my 2 cents :upsidedow:
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Originally Posted by Doobie Snax
lol more like some dead plants
you can't grow plants with UV light
growing under your bed is just about THE most dangerous way to grow
putting plants on a windowsill is going to give them a really irregular photoperiod and lead to stress and herms
and lastly... how the hell do you expect to flower a plant on your windowsill or under your bed?
OMG please stop encouraging this kid... he's already totally out of control... from his other threads I think keeping ANYTHING on the DL is a complete impossibility... if I were his parents I would have shipped him off to reform school years ago
I dont think he can grow outside when he lives in brixton, if you can find some woods go grow guerilla style
i'm in the same boat your in man but am gonna wait till i got a place of my own. take it from the "elders" and just don't grow it in your room.
i am considering maybe looking for a place in the woods to grow but even that i'm not so sure of yet because of the worry of bugs/animals
Don't worry about bugs and animals... you can kill bugs and use chili pepper on the animals... growing outside is a great way to learn!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by hempplaya
lol crap didnt get so much stress from these guys when i was doing it, lucky me lol :D
Anyway my old thread innit: http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=70269
it didnt work out for me, it depends though, on how much risk it is from our parents, i mean you could have some enxt fucked up air freshner in oyur room (glade) and say its that fucker and you like it, it depends how much 'IN THE KNOW' they are, and it depends on the punishment you expect upon detection.
lol see this also varies
KNOW ALOT BOUT WEED - WILL CATCH YOU - WONT PUNISH YOU THAT BAD
KNOW SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT WEED- MIGHT CATCH YOU- WONT BE SO HARSH
KNOW SOME NEXT BAD PROPAGANDA- MIGHT CATCH YOU- WILL FUCK YOU UP
KNOW FUCK ALL- MOST PROBABLY WILL NOT CATCH YOU- WILL FUCK YOU UP LIKE PROEPER IF THEY CATCH YOU LOL.
Otherwise unless they hear your fans (which you might be able to turn off at quet times or osmething)
Or see see light cracks, whcih you can seal up.
Also it depends on how much access they got to your room, my parents liked to stay out of there unless i wasnt in than that is what worried me so i put a lock on the door, ''i am now old enough to need some privacy'' or some next shit excuse.
Also preferbaly have the cabinet in an undesirable place for them to go to, or a lock on it or both. Very many PC grows on here which can work but are not a real grow lol, better to use draws, like stick the tops of the draws to a board and make that your door, but than you gotta make sure no one tries opening the draws...
There is also my secodn thread of making ab ox in the garden (if you got one) and digging it up and shit but i dont even know if thats smart as i have no replies so there's my 2 cents lol :
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=97680
GOOD LUCK!
You forgot the most important one...Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeldaG.
KNOW FUCK-ALL ABOUT WEED... DON'T CARE THAT YOU WERE GROWING IT... WILL GIVE YOU A WELL-DESERVED ASS WHUPPING FOR LYING TO THEM
I'd just grow outdoors until you get your own place. you get better yeilds, anyway, and a lot less risk.. .. My very first outdo0r grow as about 20 plants way back in the back woods of Kentucky. Good times! Imagine planting just one and yielding at least 5+ oz off it. (A good skunk variety would do the trick) You'd be set, man. Just don't tell your friends, or go aroung braggin cause your lady will end up chopped and harvested by someone else. It happened to me once, and it could happen to you. Keep it Shhh! :thumbsup:
btw, growing secretly in parents home is a VERY bad idea! Don't do it, and plant your seed/s outdoors! (That's where she wants to be anyways)
You'll thank us later.. ..
Junk~
That was uncalled for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doobie Snax
And to the original poster....Go guerilla style instead like others have mentioned.
^^ditto...
lol i dnt c how im going to grow outdoors in england
I know it is hard to have patience when you are young but....wait til spring to plant. Cannabis grows just fine in the UK. B
and I thought someone posted a grow question in the grow lounge...lol
man... i dunno why you all say its so hard to grow when ur parents are about... its not.. just dont be a dumbass...
if you grow in your parents' home, u r risking alot, so if you do, keep it to a minimal scale... not too many plants...
oh and as for not worrying about the DEA, well, england has their own version... imagine scotland yards finest blasting their way through your front wall... lol nitemare...
Besides you can not hide a grow from mom! She will either hear the hum of the ballasts, feel the heat off of the lights or smell the foilage after a month of growing. There's just no way! And even if you do get them into flowering, unless you are using the proper lights all you'll end up with are long stringy and useless leaves on a stick. Windowsills, incandescent lights, uv/blacklights will not work! You need flourescents at the very least and HID's for the best results. Anything thing else is a waste of time.
it's the chords...always the chords...where am I going to hide the chords??? lol
hahaha hit the nail on the headQuote:
Originally Posted by latewood