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It was a reasonably dull morning, when I woke up and found my usual morning bowl of Shreddies had been replaced with a Killer Pirate wearing a skirt. He looked at me. I looked at him. He looked at me, again. I returned the gesture. He continued to look at me. I was adamant that my levels of 'lookingness' would equal, if not surpass, his, so I didn't look away. He looked at me. I ran.
Despite having a wooden leg and a parrot on his shoulder, he was fast. He caught up with me somewhere past A52 on the B42, LBC to NYPD. abc? 123! I circled him; he ovalled me. I laughed at his wooden leg. He cried. I assured him it would be alright, life wasn't that hard, employers are always looking for Killer Pirates to hire, and that he's bound to meet a nice female Killer Pirate, get married, have kids. But, little did I know, he was hiding a pizza in his pocket. He slammed it in my face, and the tomatoes stung my eyes. I was blinded. I tried to wipe it off of, but before I could, he tackled me to the ground. I pushed him off me, and managed to fashion a rudementary sling shot out of mushrooms and pineapple, and fired a sardine at him. His allergies acted up, and I managed to run for it..... right into the National Killer Pirate Association's weekly meeting..
(to be continued)
whahahahahahaha
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no one liked my story :( lol
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i liked ur storey, :)
i dont think i got it but....lol :o
it was a great story ghost! ;)
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lmfao GT.
mate dancing in front of the mirrors never been so funny. :D
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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
no one liked my story :( lol
Was it a story? :confused:
I thought that it was really goin on :confused:
Happens to me alot :rolleyes:
Well, most mornings, anyway :o
Whose dancing in front of the mirrors?...isn't that just a euphamism?:D
Yeah, it's "TANGENTIAL SUNDAY", everybody!!!:D
Can YOU keep up?:rolleyes:
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LOL! :D
Randomness is an essential in life...please humour me with more ghostoker
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Originally Posted by socks
LOL! :D
Randomness is an essential in life...please humour me with more ghostoker
in time, my friend.. in time
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Damn you :p
How can u be so mean?!?! :eek:
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Originally Posted by socks
Damn you :p
How can u be so mean?!?! :eek:
its a gift i have lol
by the way, socks.. where you from, how old are you, etc etc!?!?!?
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Iv'e never been so humiliated in my entire life. Great, now I gotta through away my pirate suit and get rid of my wooden legs.Gee thanks alot!
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Was he a real pirate or an actor portraying a pirate? Because I would think a real pirate would be smelly but Johnny Depp as a pirate would be an entirely different story.
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All pirates are smelly...it is a necessity. If Johnny Depp wasn't smelly, then he wouldn't be a pirate. You can't have your cake and eat it too!
~007~
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Originally Posted by 00Ampersand
You can't have your cake and eat it too!
~007~
Actually, I just did!:D
Mmmmm..toffee treacle cake....drenched in fresh cream..mmmmmm:p
Cholesterol?.....can't even spell it, let alone worry about it :D
Mmmm...more cream, please :)
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One time I got attacked by a pirate. I beat it to death with a meter stick and looked in it's gaping wounds, but there wasn't any candy, so I threw it into the river. Three days later my friend steve wasked up wearing an eye patch. He must have taken it off the dead pirate and gotten killed by its ghost.
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Originally Posted by zarathustra
One time I got attacked by a pirate. I beat it to death with a meter stick and looked in it's gaping wounds, but there wasn't any candy, so I threw it into the river. Three days later my friend steve wasked up wearing an eye patch. He must have taken it off the dead pirate and gotten killed by its ghost.
Indeed
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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
by the way, socks.. where you from, how old are you, etc etc!?!?!?
SE Uk...f...18 and a nutter :rolleyes:
U know how to keep a lady waiting...wheres t rest of this story?! Or has ur pirate phase passed hmmm
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Originally Posted by socks
SE Uk...f...18 and a nutter :rolleyes:
U know how to keep a lady waiting...wheres t rest of this story?! Or has ur pirate phase passed hmmm
UK?..
18?!?!?
female!?!?!?!?!?!
Socks... how you doin'!?!? haha :rolleyes:
Oh, and don't worry.. I just bought myself a brand new bong and a glass pipe.. im'a probably come home stoned out of my bollox and finish the story lol
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Really, GHoST, you're like a man possessed lol
Chatting up all the women, dazzling them with your writing, bah!
:D
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Lol! MEN *overly exaggerated rolling eyes*
I think ur likely to get t response.."wht t f**k who t f**k..y r u in my attic?!"
Now...who be u?
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Originally Posted by RESiNATE
Really, GHoST, you're like a man possessed lol
Chatting up all the women, dazzling them with your writing, bah!
lol.. you know, that's what i've never understood about cyber sex and long distance relationships.. I mean, with cyber sex, you're just looking at words.. and it could be a fat old 65 year old man, whe they said theyre a blonde, 19 year old chick.. lol It's not worth the risk, in my opinion :p
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Originally Posted by socks
Lol! MEN *overly exaggerated rolling eyes*
I think ur likely to get t response.."wht t f**k who t f**k..y r u in my attic?!"
Now...who be u?
woah.. i like, totally didnt understand that.. lol
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lol thts either u or me n i get it..maybe thts bcs i typed it. i couldv sworn i made sense...
or maybe not
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She's asking you what you're doing in her attic, dude....
And come to think of it..how did you get in there?
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Especially when you're already in MY attic....and I aint even got an attic...
Are you 65yrs old, GHoST?
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Ghosts walk through walls :)
In reference to ur post before last Resinate
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I hope attic isn't another euphemism.
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aspinthion you dirty bastard lol no its not
anyway, like socks said, ghosts can walk through walls... and, umm, be in more than 1 place at once.. thats how im in all of your attics :)
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But there are no walls in an attic, dude!!
And I aint got an attic!
Cheeched has got a cellar, though :D
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Originally Posted by RESiNATE
Cheeched has got a cellar, though :D
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Originally Posted by RESiNATE
Cheeched has got a cellar, though :D
One more time..
*put's on dirty old bastard voice*
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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i have an attic...
meet me there in 5.
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Originally Posted by never 2 much
i have an attic...
meet me there in 5.
im already there
doesnt anyone pay attention to me? lol
:p
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oooh... :o
:confused: your already in my attic!?!??
Awesome! :D :p
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in and y didnt notice.
awesome lol.
use r funny bastards one and all
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Johnny Depp is NOT smelly!
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Originally Posted by maryjanemama
Johnny Depp is NOT smelly!
what!?!? he bloody shhhtinks! :p
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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
what!?!? he bloody shhhtinks! :p
Well he's welcome to visit and rub his stink all over me anytime........sighs :p :D ;)
Only I think I may have to wrestle Maryjane for that priviledge(sp?) :rolleyes: ~lol~
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lololololololololololololol etc... :D
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So where's the rest of the damn story Ghost? Folk want more!
Peace
Buddy