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This is an article from todays paper [The Sun]
It is word for word.
A GREAT - great granny reveals how she has lived to be 120... by smoking CANNABIS everyday.
Fulla Nayak - belived to be the worlds oldest woman - puffs "ganja" cigars and drinks strong palm wine in her cow - dung hut in India.
She lives with her 92 - year - old daugher and grandson, 72, by the Indian Ocean. Fulla said: "I don't know how I've survived so long. Many relatives much younger than me have died."
I love it.
:) stone heads will soon outlive the rest of the weorlds population and then weed be legalised :rasta:
Weed > Most Doctor prescribed medicine.
I sure as hell don't want to take up space and precious air until I am 120, no way. But I would not mind living until I am about 70 or so and being able to smioke the whole time. That should be the limit, everyone should have to die at 70 and the world population will stablize. A little birth control would help too but I think putting them down at 70 is the golden idea.
I would sure as hell want to live that long, and longer if possible. Not only do you get to smoke more, you get to be apart and witness first hand your world evolving and changing. Plus the new technology +being old, you'd really trip out on it. My grandma trips out on how computer work.
That is a typical "self centered American attitude", very greedy. And I am American too but, I do not have that attitude. I will pull the trigger or snap the rope when the time comes if I am still here at 70. Old people are useless as tits on bulls and only take away from useful peoples existance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mean Green Charlene
A house made of poo? Eeeew :p
Not true at all. Old people are full of wisdom. Many old people still contribute to society.Quote:
Originally Posted by fasterspider
Fuck me tht mad now this jus means theres more things to look forward 2 by smoking weed YAY! Long live cannabis :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :bonghit: :bonghit: :bonghit: :bonghit: :bonghit:
Old people aren't useless just because they can't reproduce, or because their physical bodies are undergoing decay. By that logic, you'd have to execute the gays, people who abstain from sex, people who have decided to never have children, people who have had vasectomies and had their tubes tied, and people with serious diseases.
If we're going to kill off everybody who is "useless", then somebody has to decide what qualifies as a "useful" person. In practice, this always ends up being some bureaucracy with little insight into the real value of human life and human experience, who will just start another Holocaust. And what you'll be left with is not a master race of Ã?bermenschen, but a twisted society of heartless individuals, or (more likely) a swift and powerful revolt against your tyranny by the masses.
Can i stay alive? My balls still work!
Should be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay Matix
I'll follow her example and smoke cannabis so i can live longer.
I talked to my mom on the phone just a while ago and told her this story, she thought it was funny, I say, "so, there's this women in India who is 120yrs old, and you'll never guess what she thanks for her long life..." She started laughing and guessed, "is it pot?" I said yes. She told me the rate I'm going I'll live that long too. :D
when i'm 70 im gonna enjoy getting stoned and being "useless as tits on a bull"
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Originally Posted by LIP
LMAO!! LIP U DON!!
i saw that int he sun today aswell if u guys want ill get the article tomorro at work and scan it in for ya she looks well funny
I know man, theres a pic of her smoking a phat blunt... the pics really... well, old... or maybe shes SOO old it distorts the pics to look old too lol. If you can scan it that'd be great lol, that's be enough to give everyone a nice laugh LOL!
please do!Quote:
Originally Posted by chisme
Has anyone seen the photo she looks like a corpse they dug up or 250 years old,indians are heavyweight kings,they smoke hard
it's greedy to want to live long, and have a good life? that is possibly the most rediculous thing i've ever heard. since when does living long, and having a good life take from others? How do useless old people take away from useful people's existances? I think what you're saying is very ignorant and immature. Useless old people have as much right to live as useless infants.Quote:
Originally Posted by fasterspider
Old people have lots of wisdom--far greater than your own. Before you open your mouth and say such rediculous things, please think. "it's greedy to want to live a long life..." give me a break. If you're going to say that then you might as well say that eating small amounts of food is greedy (old people have lower appetites). The greedy people in the world are rich people who hog all the paper and won't give a dime out. I know a lot of old people who are not greedy, and actually donate to charity, even though they are not rich, and have a very limited income. Please, dude, you are rediculous.
you go granny :thumbsup:
i'll second that? havent u all got relatives that r old?Quote:
Originally Posted by mfqr
word.Quote:
Originally Posted by munkjunkie
She is from india, it was a british paper, she lives in a hut made of mud. where does america or greed appear? what the fuck are you talking about?Quote:
Originally Posted by fasterspider
congrats, youre a retarded hypocrite:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by fasterspider
but hey at least you tried to sound all smart and elite by putting down americans:thumbsup:
OH MY GOD BATBOY IS ALIVEQuote:
Originally Posted by THE SUN
There she is lol....
http://www.ibnlive.com/news/orissas-...d/26530-3.html
Imagine that....something known to 'ruin lives' possibly helps further life.
Edit: LOL the above link says she was 120 and the below one says 125....A Yahoo search had a few of each.
http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?NewsID=1064047
i dnt have any old ppl in my family, in my family we belive in killing the females at the age of 17 and the males at the age of 20 im 15 and lving ma life to the max
I laughed my ass off when I read that!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
She knows ya pretty well, eh? "Let me guess...is it pot" Fucking priceless! Yup, I officially deem nochowder a bonified stoner, lol!
:stoned:
I honestly don't believe it :p.
Dayom ...imagine having a 72 yr old grandson.
If this is so i will live forever.
so you's guys hear about that 90-something year old women who got her house raided? She shot like three cops and they shot her down. Apparently her house had drugs and stuff. I don't remember if it was posted here, 'cause you know..my memory blows..but I'm sure if that lady was in good enough condition to be shooting down cops, she's gotta smoke a lil tree.
Haha, but in all seriousness. THAT SHIZ BANGIN!
Damn so thats what happened to g-maQuote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
BWAHAHAH!
elixir of life... the holy grail... when ill be 120 ill just walk into a big police station with a huge joint... if someone tries to arrest me ill just say "stay away son, I'm two generations older than you"
damn, a hundred and twenty? if i was to live for a really long time, id want to live to be 420 years old and die on april 20th after finishing a couple blunts
What the hell is a "fag end" or someones life?Quote:
Originally Posted by http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?NewsID=1064047
ROFL! This thread is nothing but laughs. BabyFaced what you said about the grandma shootin the cops and gettin shot down, it's sad and I hate to say but it's hilarious at the same time. They got pwnt by Granny xD. Also a fag end!!! LOL! wtf is that?
...too bad she died