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i was with my freind and we were smoking in his room , we were rreally fucked up and he didne want his dad to smell his breath so he sprayed axe in his mouth

I was thinkin this was gona be a pointless stupid 'Kid' funny thing with the bad grammer and reading other kiddie posts around here. But thats actually pretty funny.

haha, another one is before went to school i smoked up and it took too long and the bus came,, i was high as shit, and my dad had to drive me to school and on the way there i burped up bud smoke and he looked at me all weird and i was like, , what, you cant do that?, i was like, everyone can do that

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Originally Posted by hipEstoner

haha, another one is before went to school i smoked up and it took too long and the bus came,, i was high as shit, and my dad had to drive me to school and on the way there i burped up bud smoke and he looked at me all weird and i was like, , what, you cant do that?, i was like, everyone can do that

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Hehe, the first time smoking and that happened I freaked out and thought there was a hole in my lungs.

hey hello3pat if there was a hole in my lung i would toke dat shit!

One time at school after amoking a teacher tells me to go see the principle so i rush state to the toilet and get a soapbar and use it like a toothhbrush!

enjoyin today:) :( :rasta:

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Originally Posted by hipEstoner

haha, another one is before went to school i smoked up and it took too long and the bus came,, i was high as shit, and my dad had to drive me to school and on the way there i burped up bud smoke and he looked at me all weird and i was like, , what, you cant do that?, i was like, everyone can do that

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hahahaha priceless. :D

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Originally Posted by hipEstoner

haha, another one is before went to school i smoked up and it took too long and the bus came,, i was high as shit, and my dad had to drive me to school and on the way there i burped up bud smoke and he looked at me all weird and i was like, , what, you cant do that?, i was like, everyone can do that

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now THAT is funny as hell. i imagine you used that subtle pompous tone with him too. "WHAT? You CAN'T do that? EVERYONE can do that." lol how fucking funny

hahahaha that's funny shit

You need $40 of food from $10 of weed? lol.

I can't say I've ever burped up smoke..i usually avoid swallowing when I smoke, because it feels so weird. My friend has burped it up though, it's really funny.

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Originally Posted by hipEstoner

haha, another one is before went to school i smoked up and it took too long and the bus came,, i was high as shit, and my dad had to drive me to school and on the way there i burped up bud smoke and he looked at me all weird and i was like, , what, you cant do that?, i was like, everyone can do that

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i totally burped smoke while diving into a pool once and bubbles of smoke came up through the water. my youth group leader was like wtf? :p

That. Is. Disgusting.

$5 a gram!?!?!?? i have to move to canada....

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Originally Posted by orientalpope

i totally burped smoke while diving into a pool once and bubbles of smoke came up through the water. my youth group leader was like wtf? :p

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lol i wish i coulda seen that

Stoner moment 4,860: I defeat another bowl, why do i always win? :stoned: