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does anyone get really high and just like beat off in a random ass public place?
i was fucking blazed earlier, and i was sitting on a bench next to the wall of this elementary school, and i was bored, so i just pulled out my dick and jacked off and jizzed on the wall of the school. funny as hell and felt pretty fucking good.
any stories?
no thats pretty fucked up and what city do u live in? for some reason u look familiar as hell
Dont be doing that at a elementry school you sick mother fucker. Someone might catch you. Whats the matter with you beat your meat in your bathroom or room or somewhere where children arent present.
i did it on this hill over looking a big field and then some chick walked in my sight and was like 20 yrds away so i was like shit and i ran away, i think she saw me tho... what ev
and she wasnt hot it was like a 50 yr old grandma walkin a dog
in jr high i went to class really baked then in class i itched my dick then realized how magical it felt so i kept on rubbin it more and more
then later on that day ppol where talkin about how i was jackin off in first period i was embarassed. at the time i just couldnt help it
chill it was at like 11pmQuote:
Originally Posted by josh180
That's still pretty gross. :(
Ewww.. why an Elementary School?
Couldn't you have done it in the bathroom at Subway?
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Originally Posted by jaGerbom
haha uh im on long island, new york. anywhere near u?
LOL you're a horny mother fucker..you need to release that horniness into a girl man :p.
woah... where on long island?Quote:
Originally Posted by orange floyd
lol i jaked off once in 7th grade english class using my hand in my pocket.
for thanksgiving, when we were on an 8 hour car trip i was considering jacking off under my coat but decided against it. i dont think there would be anything more imbarrasing than being cought by my parents jacking off in the car with them in it.
hey yea dude where on long island?? thats where i was going on that long ass car trip haha. my grandparents live there
I don't think he's gonna say now that someone might know him.
I wouldn't want people I know...knowing that I jacked off next to a school at night. Hahahah.
in the woods, in various fast food places, and at a race track
In my room and in the bathroom! How random is that?!
props dude, props. Sad to say but i have never rubbed one out at an Elementary School.
A few months ago, in around August or so, I was at this sort of mini-party in northern B.C. with like 6 people, and we hotboxed the greenhouse and got veeery stoned. Anyway, later we were all laying in this really big tent outside, and we were all packaged in like sardines, and I beat my meat right there like that, by just rubbing my dick gently with my thumb under my sleeping bag LOLOLOL. I'm a really good actor, so no 1 knew anything....I was talkin to them and everything and mid-convo I just blew my load under the covers hahaa. My face didn't even twitch or anything, that makes me laugh my ass off just recalling it.
this thread could have been simpler stated as.
where have you jacked, off, besides your bedroom or bathroom?
though, i dont think it would generated any more elementary-insemenators :D
im just messin with you of course.
sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont.
Wene im high i get horny as fuck. Find me a nice spot, tell my friends to give me 10. And get my grove on =)
lmfao u jizzed on the school? lmfao!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D goddame that juss funny as shit hahahahhahahahaa
holy shit i use to do that all the time when before i had cumQuote:
Originally Posted by acrca
:mad: WTF??? DON'T BE DOING THAT AT A KIDS SCHOOL!!!:mad: :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by orange floyd
Is something wrong with you? Lol, maybe they have hidden cameras. lmao
It would have sucked for you if a good ol' boy spotted you, ya chillin' mo'ls'tor.
Yea if the pigs rool up on you your in some shit more for beating your meat at an elementary school than if you would be caught at a subway or in your grandmas closet
lmfao im just reading this sober, cause i was high as shit when i made the thread. hahaha good shit. and yea uh mad people seem to know the area that i live in so probably better off not saying anything lol.
hahaha this is nuts!
sweet.Quote:
Originally Posted by orange floyd
where?
I got off in a King's restaurant hahaha I rubbed one out in a ripped up jean miniskirt haha
If I'd seen that, I'd have excused myself to the bathroom, probably.Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
hahaha really?
without a doubt, love
yay!!!! haha
rebgirl, you're without a doubt the hottest lady on these boards.
awwwwwwwwwwww *hugs* you just made me smile! I'm so glad I came back.
lol well i was just in the "post sexy pics of you" boards....thatl win any1 over
awwww yeah nothin like posting pics up me in my bra and two of my new tattooe and my pink thong haha
lol i just realized how unorthodox the beginnings of our conversation was....it's like there's nothing sweeter than a declaration of intent to masturbate haah
hahaha how romatic haha They should make hallmark cards like that. "Happy Anniversary, I'd like to rub one out in King's with you"
hell, i'd buy that...."Come into the restaurant, order a treat....rub one out under the table, while the waiter beats his meat"
HAHAHHA god your a poet!