dirty talk..

so I talk dirty in bed, I like to do it but don't like to hear it back. lol I don't mind calling him a whore, but I don't want to be one. What is ya'lls opinion on dirty talk? could you say those things out loud? would you even know what to say? would it make you laugh? would it turn you on? would it piss you off? What would you like to hear?*
if you tell me what you say, I'll tell you what I say :cool:

*I like to hear reassuring things like, I love you, your beautiful, you feel good, your soft, I don't think that is talking dirty, but it is only fair to answer my own question.

Loooove dirty talk, made a living off of it. Never, ever hear it back (with anyone). It would be such a turn on to hear it back! I just like to give commands and describe what I'm going to do and how I will do it. I also always like to give the guy a description of how what he's doing feels because I think sometimes they'd like to know.

Who would laugh? Maybe if I was 16 again I'd laugh, but now I know that dirty talk is an art form and I appreciate it.


Oh, yeah, I've got no problem with whore and things like that because, well, I don't know why, but I like it. I like feeling like a dirty girl. OK, too much info from Mary...:o


Did anyone see the rerun of Seinfeld last night where the chick is talking dirty to Jerry? She gets pissed and leaves because when she talks about her panties, he says, "The panties your mother laid out for you?" :confused:

Ya that was on last night I just ready to quote it to. Then she got mad at Elaine

I get embarassed when there is serious dirty talk during passion. Like I'm a prudish amish or something. :rolleyes:

I can talk about really dirty shit all day long at work with men and women, but when it comes down to the nitty gritty and I'm in the middle of it, it's a different story. Like, I'll feel silly and stupid. I think it's when i'm trying to relate it to a particular person, I'll get shy about it.

I'm more of the 'actions speak louder than words' kinda guy. I'd rather show you than tell you. ;) :cool:

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Originally Posted by clevemire

I get embarassed when there is serious dirty talk during passion. Like I'm a prudish amish or something. :rolleyes:

I can talk about really dirty shit all day long at work with men and women, but when it comes down to the nitty gritty and I'm in the middle of it, it's a different story. Like, I'll feel silly and stupid. I think it's when i'm trying to relate it to a particular person, I'll get shy about it.

I'm more of the 'actions speak louder than words' kinda guy. I'd rather show you than tell you. ;) :cool:

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it's funny that you can't say it out loud, even though you may be doing it at the time. I guess I don't have any shame. lol

[QUOTE=maryjanemama]Loooove dirty talk, made a living off of it. Never, ever hear it back (with anyone). It would be such a turn on to hear it back! I just like to give commands and describe what I'm going to do and how I will do it. I also always like to give the guy a description of how what he's doing feels because I think sometimes they'd like to know.

Who would laugh? Maybe if I was 16 again I'd laugh, but now I know that dirty talk is an art form and I appreciate it.


Oh, yeah, I've got no problem with whore and things like that because, well, I don't know why, but I like it. I like feeling like a dirty girl. OK, too much info from Mary...:o

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lol you know I feel kind of dirty when I say things like that, but it makes me feel like I am in control as well. Turns my boyfriend on like crazy, lol I love the results. I think the best venifit about talking dirty is...even though it's sex stuff it is also communication. I am talking dirty and turning him on, by telling him what I like in bed. Then....he does those things pretty much how I described. This is why I guess I don't understand women who say their man sucks in bed. If he sucks, then tell him what to do! He can't read your mind, and some guys can't read your body language. Women have to take some kind of responsibility in their sex life, leaving it all up to the man is crazy. Takes two people, and if you don't speak up, you have no one to blame for your dissatisfaction but yourself. Of course if you tell him, talk to him, talk to him, tell him again, rent a porn, get him a sex manual, mark pages, and he still sucks, then he is either a selfish lover, or too stupid to catch on to the obvious .... dump him or live with an orgasmless existance.
(been there with the guy, urgh, it sucks)

I happen to be a guy who's bad in bed. ((I dont know that for a fact. I just can't get my lady to orgasm during sex. I ask her what I should do and she tells me Im doing well. I can make her orgasm via oral though. -laughs-)) So don'tchoo criticize our kind! We may be of a common and often annoying breed, but our species still must live on!

Anyway, I talk dirty in bed all the time, but my lady is too shy to return the dirtiness. It turns her on though. And I call her all sorts mean names in bed... things I would never normally say ((Dirty Dung Eater, piece of monkey shit, dumbass mother----er, garbage can face, retard, asswhore, shitface, fuckface, assface, I tell her I want to kill her, I threaten to kill her dog if she ever leaves me, etcetera))
Okay. The examples were complete lies. More accurate would be whore, bitch, and nasty/dirty. Though one time I referred to her vagina as a 'cunt' and she hit me REALLY hard. Apparently that word is unacceptable. I really would've liked a warning though. My lady's nothing of the sort of course, but its fun to roleplay!

((I'm a rhino and you're a japanese school girl))

Encatuse

P.S. If thats you in your avatar, scarlett, you're uber-secksi.

P.P.S. If I wasn't high right now.. I probably wouldn't have posted in this thread. Thank allah for lowered inhibitions.

P.P.P.S. I'm not Islamic.

this was from thursday's photo shoot.
I'm foxy

mrs imo would slap me lol.
not in a good way.
i reckon dirty talkin is great. in between the grunting and moaning and crying into the pillow lol.

yesh there is a thin line between offending your mate and arousing them (if you're a guy) personally i dont even try, as i bruise easily. WE GOT A BLEEDER!
no but perhaps it'd be a good idea to research how to do that right. thnx peepz! time for a bit of google.com

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yesh there is a thin line between offending your mate and arousing them (if you're a guy) personally i dont even try, as i bruise easily. WE GOT A BLEEDER!
no but perhaps it'd be a good idea to research how to do that right. thnx peepz! time for a bit of google.com

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garbage can face= unacceptable.
F*ck me like the slut you are =acceptable. Wow. I just turned myself on.

Yes, Euphoric, Google it, baby, and then let's practice what you've learned. :p

oooo practice ^_^
hMmMm..ok, so let me get this straight..dont call your chick a garbage can face? HAHAHAHAHAH oh shit. that was good.
fuck me like the slut you are...that would be a good band name. gotta try that one. thank you MjM :)

talking dirty 101: http://www.sexinfo101.com/as_dirtytalk101.shtml :D

Euphoric, there are so many things I could say right now but all of them will get me banned! :D

For anyone who did not click on the link that Euphoric posted, do it now. NOW! You will learn everything you need to feel comfortable talking dirty. I said NOW!

yes i like hearing it and saying it too

My wife did phone sex for 6 years, so I've heard it all, and it fails to excite me, kind of a pity really...

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Originally Posted by shogun

My wife did phone sex for 6 years, so I've heard it all, and it fails to excite me, kind of a pity really...

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lol you are a waste of her talent!

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy it, but after 6 years of hearing her calls, it just kind of lost it's magic, we make up for it in other ways, so I'm not too worried about it :D

hmm i am still looking for some good web sites with..um..things to say. hehe..WAIT i know, i wonder if theres some interesting peices of launguage in those "romance" novels? uh..then again i dont think itd do my ego a very good favor to be toting one of those around. even a euphoric has his limits :) any suggestions?

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Originally Posted by ScarlettCrush

it's funny that you can't say it out loud, even though you may be doing it at the time. I guess I don't have any shame. lol

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Naw. I'm just a shy guy in the sack like that :)

Dirty talk? Hmm yeah thats the stuff! Lol, love it! Its great. You laying on your back and talking dirty yeah yeah thats the stuff!

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

F*ck me like the slut you are =acceptable. Wow. I just turned myself on.

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woah u did me too :o

dirty talk is a great thing...and if you're looking for some examples, there is no better place than a good cyber-lover, cause its ALL dirty talk. and some masturbating. but it really shows one's skills, cause all you have to touch the other person is your words...you've got to make them feel what you're doing using only descriptions and imagery. Truly a great challenge.



and to Ammie...I miss the feel of your soft hair as it falls about my shoulders, the feel of your hands on my chest as we roll gently into bed and

I like to talk and hear, but I try very hard to make it honest, but even harder to make it appealing. I ask her about what she likes to hear, if anything. I remember what she says, but I don't start saying it, yet. I try to arouse her, but if she's feeling some way or another I try to say whatever will engage her and help her relax to become more aroused -- so, for example if she has been feeling badly about herself, I tell her she is a good little girl and such a good lover when we are in the depths of passion, but just a comment, trying to be sweet.

But then if she wants me to talk dirty, I try to be creative, not repeat myself, and do it sparingly -- I think less is more in this department.

More than anything, if she expresses a preference about to say or when to say it, then that is what i do.

It also helps to ask about preferences when we are not having sex -- then there is a surprise when it happens, deepening the impact.

I love to have fun during sex -- I feel like a child: happy, spontaneous, NAKED! I love joking and having silly conversations, pretending to be together somewhere else, or to be someone else ("I've just stolen a case of Viagra -- they're after me, and they're gonna catch me for sure after having this erection for eight days, now -- ya gotta help me hide this!")
Sharing fantasies can be a lot of fun, and it does teach me a lot about how to arouse her in new and different ways.

And during daily life, just repeating some innocent-sounding thing then becomes extended foreplay, especially when you can say it in front of mom and dad or in school, or in church, and it is just a secret for the two of you .... mmmmm, good.

I like being called a bitch, slut, whore, I like to be given commands and told whats going to happen to me. But for some reason, I feel silly talking dirty myself. I wish I could get over that because sometimes there I things I really want to say.

WOW!!

The other day I filmed this guy with a 12 inch coke can thick KACK hammering this other guys wife doggy style.. The husband kept yelling at the horse kack guy..
"FUCK the SLUT outta her" and kept whispering to his wife "Let the SLUT out"..

I kept my mantra strong.. "Honey, I love you, Honey, I love you, Honey I love you"

oh yeah.. um mary jane.. I would like to uh... talk dirty with you some time..
just a pencil me in...... ok..

thanks

Scarlett - you opened up a crack...