ever so stoned that you don't give a shit if people know?

so i found myself driving back to school after thanksgiving break. my parents were being bitches on that sunday and i decided to get blazed for the drive back. after awhile i realized two things: 1.) i'm a little too blazed to be driving and 2.) i could really go for a fucking cherry coke. i stop at this rest stop in central illinois and its me and one other car that holds a woman with two little kids. the kids run right past me, brushing against my legs and im freaking out cuz im so stoned. i look back at the mom and smile (she was sort of a milf). eventually one of the kids held the door for me and i held the door for the other and the mom, but they kept running into my legs. the mom apologized and smiled and i looked directly at her and said "it's ok, im baked" needless to say she quickly raced after her children and i didnt see her again.

anyone else every experience anything like that? the littlest things freaking you out?

lol, CLASSIC!!!!!

yeah ive been that way before, most of the time when im stoned and out in public its pretty obvious im high, just when i bump into ppl i know i tone it down a bit..... one time i was on the bus on my way home, stoned out of my mind, this amazingly hot chick sits next to me also stoned, we start laughing and strike up a convo, she was out so i offered her some of mine, we ended up goin to her place for a bit........ some good fun, we went out for a few months after that....

Reminds me of the day I smoked out with a manager of a Dairy Queen.

"Hey bro... can I get an ice cream... that shit sounds so dank right now. (turns to friend) Dude, ice cream sounds fucking dank right now... dank."

"... dank?"

"... Hey bro... can I get an ice cream... that shit sounds so dank right now. (turns to friend) Fucking ice cream!"

"Sure... one... vanilla cone." (looking at me funny)

( My friend dares me to climb on top of the counter)

( I climb on top of the counter and do a half-assed dance)

"Sir! You can't do that! Please get down!"

( I'm looking down at him because I was on top of the fucking counter ) "Fuck off shortie"

The manager came out, and asked if I was baked. Blah blah blah, he ended up coming into our truck and we blazed.

I can honestly say that I was a complete jackass that day and I was fucking BAKED.

I dont usually drink but this one time I was at a party and smoke a shit load, and drank some too. Stoned and Drunk mann. And so me and some friends are so fucking hungry so we drive to get pizza. and it was just a place u can pick up pizza, no tables or something. so we're just waiting, and I decide to lay down on the side walk outside the pizza place. i wouildnt do this morning but i was so fucked. I noticed people starting at me and stuff and thinking and i was craazy...hahaha good times.......that pizza was fuckin good

i went to a huge ass 100 item all you can eat chinese buffet with 4 buddies...we had just polished off a quarter of some pretty dank shit throughout that afternoon, so we were about to die from munchies...needless to say, every item i saw made me gasp out loud and go "NO FUCKING WAY THEY HAVE THIS DUUDE!" and we would all laugh our asses off as we scooped up mounds and mounds of food..people next to me at the buffet just kind of dropped what they were getting and walked away even if they werent finished....best meal of my life i think

this thread delivers!

personally however i neever seem to care if people know

i never use febreeze or eye drops or any shit like that, just go about living my life....eat as fast as i can without even knowing it

i mean, im fucking stoned...so what, laugh at me, who cares....im doing my own shit

I say rock the red eye. I do everyday.
Peace
Barry

only time i put in clear eyes is if im going back to my dorm(sketchy ass cops throughout the place) or going home to see hte parents....

i usually say whatever when im high, i love being around anybody and never try to hide that i am..some love it, some hate it

Im proud to be a cannabis user. Everyone i know, knows that i smoke weed.

And when i have a run in with the cops, i tell them i smoke it, and i tell them i have some on me. 9 times out of 10 in England they'll let you go and let you keep your weed.

I went to 7-11 a few weeks ago, drunk and stoned...I couldn't figure out how to use the soda machine...it had hella buttons on it. I told my friend I was waaaaaaaaaay too high to be getting my own soda. She was buying some ciggarettes, and ignored me. I finally got the Coke to dispense, and it was red. I was all, "WTF?!?! Why is the Coke red?!!?!" My friend laughed and told me I didn't press the Coke button. I informed her I wasn't stoned enough to read the COKE button. The clerk was just starring at me, it was like 3 am. LOL. Last week, I went back sober, and realized I pressed the cherry flavoring button...whoops.

Wow man...that could have turned out a million different ways...one of which involves you twisting up blunt with the milf while the kids get hopped up on cherry coke. Even though it didn't turn out so well...great story.

I've never admitted it so blatantly, but I often reek of marijuana...without a care in the world.

i had thanksgiving dinner with my family, and i was stoned, and i didn't care if they knew. i don't think anyone noticed, though. even though my eyes were so red that it was obvious.

ive come to learn, everybody blaze.
if your not pissing anyone off, your not doin anything wrong. im the "stoner" at work for sure, it dont bother me because i overcome the stereotypes and weed wont get labeled as a problem for me.

you can act like a sterotype or be real..

LOL funny story, and yeah. I usually don't care if people know I'm baked. Maybe i'll learn my lesson when I am sitting in jail lol...but honestly I don't see the point in hiding it..OOOOH I'M SMOKING MARIJUANA, SO WHAT!? You're smoking a fuckin cigarette! They are both dried plant material, they both can be smoked, the only difference is what I like has effects that lasts longer and actually makes me normal. Also what I like has been proven to be way more beneficial than a fuckin Newport. When ever I'm high though I don't go "Look everyone, I'm high!" I just act normal and proceed. What I mean though is if anyone asks I'm not gonna lie or hesitate about it.. I don't have to buy visine or any of that. It's a fuckin waste, I'm not gonna hide the fact that I smoke something that was on this earth since the beginning of time, this is just non sense and child's play and anyone with a brain realizes that. I eventually got sick of the people that enjoy marijuana usually have to hide our hobby. Fuck that.

I like to talk to people, but when i'm high i really like to talk to people, so when i go out i often start conversations with clerks and random others, i often have to say "sorry about rambling, i'm a little high". What can they do to you? If you're lucky you'll end up with some connections.

Now that my father knows I realy don't have to give a shit. I was at school and I was talking a a freind in my math class about how last tuesday I had gotten a half ounce as an realy early christmas gift. The teacher walks up to me looks at me and says " Well, well, well, I could hear you all the way at my desk, and I think I'm going to inform your father of your little addiction" I just look at her and say "Three things, one I'm not addicted.Two I already smoked that. Three my father already knows." She just walked back to her desk and didn't say anything to anyone the rest of the class

You shouldnt tell your teachers your father lets you smoke the reef. Could end up something bigger then it needs to be for him.

Awesome stories, we were out drinkin last friday night and we went outside around the bank of the pub to smoke a blunt - we were already pretty drunk - and after smoking it we were so trashed.
We came back in and a few of our friends were like "look at his eyes" then people were asking if we had weed and we were saying sorry buddy you'll have to wait till next friday.
We made alot more smokin buddys that night, theres alot more tokers than you think.

McDonald's Drive-thru (after a really blazin blunt ride)

Me: "uhmmm... yeah... I'll have a double hamburger... no make that two. With a sprite."
Jessie (my best friend): "I'll have two snack wraps please..."

...drive to the first window

Cashier: "(insert money amouth here)"
Me: ::hands her the wrong amount::
Cashier: You're... a dollar short.
Me: Really? SHit I'm baked~!