Damn munchies!

Even though I love eating stoned I hate the munchies.

Ill be home stoned. Wait a little and grab like lets say a Granola bar. Before I know it I ate another one and about to grab the third. Think about what im doing. Ill go sit and watch some more T.V tryin to keep my mind offa food.

Ill get Cotton Mouth and grab somthin to drink. In the corner of my eye is some Dorritos. "Ill just eat a couple I tell myself..."

And before I know it the whole fuckin bag is halfway gone!

And after a couple days of this happenin and im outa weed. Ill look in the Pantry and there aint nothin to eat! Ah well sometimes I can control myself.

This can be solved in 3 very easy steps:

1: Get fucking hammered, while you're drunk, hide all of your food, but a leave a little bit so you wont starve. Drink some more then pass out. The next day when you're hungover smoke a few bowls to ease the pain. When the munchies kick in you won't remember where all of the food was. Then when it's all over smoke some more then go on a quest to find your long-lost food, it'll be like a fucking adventure.

2:

3: Profit!

Well.. I've got my weed..my piece..a pepsi and 4 pieces of garlic bread.
:D

I have the same problem, I try not to keep food in my bedroom, I'm normally to lazy to go much further in search of food.

In the past few hours I have pretty much devoured all the food in my house.

Sad thing that is.

Now I've eaten two cinnamon buns.

Heh I had a tutor come for math so i got stoned right before my two hours and during the whole session i was walking around the house looking for food....but yeah im in the same boat as you man..

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Originally Posted by couch-potato

This can be solved in 3 very easy steps:

1: Get fucking hammered, while you're drunk, hide all of your food, but a leave a little bit so you wont starve. Drink some more then pass out. The next day when you're hungover smoke a few bowls to ease the pain. When the munchies kick in you won't remember where all of the food was. Then when it's all over smoke some more then go on a quest to find your long-lost food, it'll be like a fucking adventure.

2:

3: Profit!

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hahahahahahahahahaha

are you an underpants gnome?

i just usualy make sure i eat before i smoke, i still want to eat, but it's not as bad... if i smoke on an empty stomach it's just down right horrible, my stomach will be like recording a new album or some shit, won't stop grumbling "oy oy oy oy oy" and i wanna puke becuase my stomach hurts so bad, yet is so empty.. eventually i can't take it anymore, destroy a perfectly good high and eat.... but damn when i get the munchies this is about how it'll go...

i'll eat a full meal, like some chicken with two sides or something, then i'll go for desert, a big ass bowl of ice cream, or maybe some oatmeal depending on what i want, then i'll make me a couple of peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches, but not at the same time, i'll eat one then decide 10 mins. later i want another.. then i'll probably go stand at the fridge with the door wide open eating left overs like just picking at 'em.... then i'll come sit back down, see a can of pringles sitting on my desk devour damn near the whole can, then i'll probably go make me some cereal.... :stoned: yes i'm damn serious... i have a HUGE appetite when i'm stoned... normally, i'm lucky if i eat the ammount of food a 6-7 year old will eat, ONCE daily... i usually can't force myself to eat when i'm not stoned, so when i do get stoned i have a very empty stomach, and the munchies probably not a good combination....

oh and i'll eat all of that within a 2-3 hour period.. i can eat us outta house and home when i'm stoned. :D

When i get the munchies i can eat all day. I could probably go through like 4 big mac meals and still be hungry.

i couldnt stop eating yesterday