uhh... I got with a girl this weekend and... she started bleeding since she was a virgin... WHY DO GIRLS DO THIS?! WTF?! got my bed all bloody and stuff... it really sucked.
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uhh... I got with a girl this weekend and... she started bleeding since she was a virgin... WHY DO GIRLS DO THIS?! WTF?! got my bed all bloody and stuff... it really sucked.
ahhahahahahahah......go back to health class:thumbsup:
Think of how much it sucked to bleed all over your bed, sucker.Quote:
Originally Posted by YahtzeeG
LoLQuote:
Originally Posted by Bodom Children Of
Yeah, I thought everyone knew girls had hymens. To the OP: google hymen.
haha, not all virgins bleedQuote:
Originally Posted by Bodom Children Of
oh yeahQuote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
lol seriousley tho that sucks for her dude its probly imbarrasing as hell
that still gets you a set of red wings? I think a vote might be in order.
you say that as if the poor thing MEANT to do it.... :oQuote:
Originally Posted by YahtzeeG
around here, getting your redwings means to eat a chick out while she's on her period..... and just no... no no no... never...Quote:
Originally Posted by Left
YahtzeeG, grow up, for god's sake.
yeah man I feel bad for the girl
i new a kid who did thatQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
he got strep throat (or some shit) the next day
over here its sex on her period, and its fucking nastyQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
common. the thought of eating blood in such a manner is disturbing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
yeah, well i didnt bring it upQuote:
Originally Posted by Left
BEACAUSE YOU ARE RIPPING HER HYMEN (THE SKIN INSIDE that MAKES THEM A "VIRGIN")Quote:
Originally Posted by YahtzeeG
the only virgin i have had sex with didn't bleed. she told me the next day that she felt as if her insides were going to fall out of her vagina.
Haven't you ever heard of popping their cherry? Well if not, let me give you a health lesson: there's a membrane called the hymen that breaks when they are penetrated (although it can break for other reasons), often causing pain and bleeding.Quote:
Originally Posted by YahtzeeG
Grow up Yahtzee. :thumbsup:
god damn, you fucked a virgin, and you complaining about the blood all over your bed... the closest ive ever gotten to fucking a virgin was us taking off eachothers clothing, me getting hard, and then us not having condoms, and me being blueballed...
i know who that is :pQuote:
Originally Posted by partyguy420
whoa i just discovered this :D why is it that u figure things out the "hard" way then someone just tells u. :confused: Oh well, um, yay. :pimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
I was kidding. I already called her up and told her not to worry about it and that it wasn't her fault. And not all virgins bleed btw. About 40% do according to wikipedia.
next question.... what do I tell my parents what happened to the sheets? I am pretty sure they know... but is there any way I can get out of this? I just threw the sheets in a dumpster... and replaced them. My dad emailed me and asked what happened to my sheets...
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Originally Posted by YahtzeeG
say she started her period on your bed, it happens
good call samwhore :)
ive seen it happen, and they cant get mad
Tell them you were jacking off too hard and sprung a leak.. Ask for some neosporin to put on junior.. Chances are they will be too disgusted to ask for more info.
I vote that you should do this and then report back and tell us what they saidQuote:
Originally Posted by EmoRebellion
These really aren't hard problems, kid..it's life, you have to learn to deal with things like this. If you don't know what you're doing when you're having sex, you shouldn't be doing it. Read up a little on intercourse before you start doing it again..
I think that was excellent advice, BFA.
If you're caught by surprise by an inexperienced girl who bleeds and then you don't have the forethought to strip the bed yourself and start your own laundry before your parents find it, something tells me you're not at all ready to be having a sexual relationship of any kind. You lack both compassion and initiative, two characteristics which are particularly critical to being a decent bed partner. Let's hope you were aware enough to use protection of some kind, but I'm not counting on that, either.
The answer you seek: I had a nose bleed during my sleep cycle father, i appologize for ruining the sheets. These sheets will better suit me in the upcomming winter months.
LMAO! That was classicQuote:
Originally Posted by Left
You could have washed the sheets the next morning or something, before your parents saw them
~exasperated sigh~
ditto...Quote:
Originally Posted by birdgirl73
Canadians dont know that blood stains everything? Any crime show based on fact or fiction will tell you blood does not come out of fabric in congruence with emenem's blood turns orange after the first couple times you wash it. If you did wash it and it faided to orange or a color not recognizeable as blood would most likely raise more difficult questions to answer. If you were to claim urine and i were your average parent i would wonder what the fuck your taking to turn your urine orange.
do guys not know that you can remove blood stains with ice water if you catch it fast enough?
regular AZO's... they turn your piss deep ass orange...Quote:
Originally Posted by Left
lmao i remember one time.. i had a friend who would take just about any pill if you told him it'd fuck you up, as long as he didn't reconize it as being otherwise... anyways i gave him two of these telling him they're going to wreck his ass... next day he comes over "dude i think i'm dying i went to take a piss and my piss had blood in it"
How fresh do the stains have to be? I doubt it was hemraging from her so it most likely dried pritty quickly.