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LOL.
.......when you get high for the first time in college, and are scared shitless enough to call your parents pleading for them to come pick you up...and crying to them that you'll never smoke pot again.....
.......when you stand on one side of the street, pressing the button and waiting for 10 minutes for cars to pass...and there's a crosswalk....
You're a little bitch when you buy a bag of weed that is underweight and give the dealer your money anyways, instead of speaking up
Good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
also....
...you know you're a little bitch when you tell everyone on the internet that you drank 2 beers and puked your stomach up....LOL....sorry to whoever...
you're a little bitch when you claim your herb is 'heddies' or 'dro' or 'mega haze dankitty dank dank' when its really stinky mids. i know a kid like this. nobody hangs out with him, we avaoid hoim for the most part. i think the only reason he smokes pot is for social acceptance. he wouldnt know quality weed if he tripped over it, smoked it, then contemplated its existence.
No way..Quote:
Originally Posted by MacWQ33
That's not possible ffs!!
:p
You're a little bitch when you get beaten up by a 14 year old.
but only when youre 20 :dance:Quote:
You're a little bitch when you get beaten up by a 14 year old.
when U wear a pink bra and a see thru tee...
You're a bitch when you're stoned and start dancing to "Hit me baby one more time" :p
Ha ha! Yeah, that's a good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by MacWQ33
You're a bitch when you black out from hitting a blunt. :p
nonononono..Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
Well, only if it's a he.. Or, a she that holds back.:p
That's what I thought....Quote:
Originally Posted by PaRaNoIa
You're a little bitch when you spend all your time here in the 'Feedback' forum bitching about the rules and posters and mods, yet you don't post anywhere else.
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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Haha my friend did that. He did some elevator/rising hit bullshit and blacked out for like 10 secs.
Bitches.....
....When you have to get your girlfriend to open the pickle jar.
your a little bitch when you buy tampons for your woman at the store:o
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Originally Posted by puffin tuff
Um, no not really, although i must say - you can't help but feel like one.
I make sure to wear my ring when i gotta do stuff like that.:blueknife: :blueknife: :abduct:
I make my guy friends go to WaWa and pick me up tampons all the time. Hahaha.
You know you're a little bitch when...you brag about getting licked out at 14.
ha ha
.....when you're watching football and cover your eyes during some parts...LOL
babyfacedabortion i dont think your a little bitch when you brag about that at 14.
More of a little slut.
lol that chick just rubbed BFA the wrong way i guess lol.... (i'm sure there are plenty of guys here dying to see them rub each other! :eek: don't kill me)
you know when your momma writes your name on all your underwear....
you know when your most fashionable dress-accessory is a pocket protector...
you know when you take your lunch to school in a brown paper bag with your name writen on it with a smiley face and a note from mommy telling you she loves you
Damn.... :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
LOL!!.....Yeah I guess so, huh.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
If that THING ever "rubbed" me, I'd need a full body condom.
You know you're a little bitch when you jack people's cash behind their back because you're too scared to jump them. (happened to my friend)
when ur dealer sells you some ditch and you tell eveyone its a new strain.
:dance: :stoned: :D lmaoQuote:
If that THING ever "rubbed" me, I'd need a full body condom.
youre a little bitch when you smoke up with friends then dip without a 'thanks for the toke, friends'
Man females can talk some shit!!! :D:stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
That doesn't make you a bitch..Quote:
Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin
That makes you an ungrateful son of a bitch, that I would not waste my time on.
:p
I am highly doubting that BFA is a so-called 'Man-female' in which you speak of.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pipe Dreams
LOL.
You know you're a little bitch when all your friends are round your hospital bed cause you're so drunk you passed out, and your mum comes in and you start crying
Your a little bitch when you puke 3 times from one joint.
Your a bitch if you can't handle your alcohol and end up in the hospital...lol...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivlatt
Your a bitch when a cop says you're free to go but you say, "you can check the car anyways" when you really have hard drugs hidden in your car. :D
I saw it on cops last night. I think my neighbors heard me yell, "You fuckin idiot!" :p
Your the biggest bitch if your the Colts and you lose tonight, after all my other games won...and I don't win the large amount of money that I should definitely win.
are you FUCKING SERIOUS?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Yes, I am so serious I can't be anymore serious. The cops exact words were, "okay, well you're free to go" and as the cop was halfway saying it, buddy says, "well you can check the car anyways." :confused: I was like, hmmm okay, and the cop finds c***k, many, many grams of it in his car. Moron!Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
At the end the cop even asked why he gave him permission to check his car, and the guys response was, "I didn't want to look like I was hiding anything."
I'll never forget the stupidness my own eyes witnessed watching that last night. Un-fucking-real. :p
You know you're a bitch when you make "Orangeman" threads...
lmfao.. where was it hidden? or was it kinda just scattered around? was he dealer or a user (if it is user, then i guess it's a bit more understandable, that shit can really fuck wtih your brain and judgement after awhile, i mean i should know, my dad is a bad bad crackhead and think he's god's wife and has a p***y for god and he loves the blowjobs jesus gives him, and these are all his own words.. he also seems to believe he's the last prophet and god sent him here to warn everyone the world is going to end, he actually mailed out thousands and thousands of fliers to churches all over the country.)
what did the cop say after he told him he didnt' wanna look guilty? lol i bet that cop will be telling that story for awhile to come of one of the stupidest criminals he's ever came across...
in all fairness, i only did it to be funny after i noticed there were like 2-3 others...Quote:
Originally Posted by MacWQ33
Fair enough, though I didn't even see your thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho