I SHOULD BE DEAD!!!!! (ANother glorious adventure of a car gone mad)

So, Im really high right? And so is my boyfriend and my boy Nate and our boy Adam drives up to our 1969 stoner van in his 2002 (Perfect condition) Grande Prix with superturbos...and we're like hey man take us for a ride. So, we have like 4 stoners all packed into this sports car, all of us blazed, and non of us wearing our seatbelts. We're racing through down town at like 100-110 and I look forward and we're coming to a T in the road and so Im thinking "OK WE NEED TO BE STOPPING...We should slow down" but he doesnt slow down and we all got the "OH SHITS" as we try to take a 90 degree corner going 95mph and we fucking go side ways into a cement fence and bust through that and end up smacking into a tree and are like 2 inches away from going into the lake. We're like, FUCK. We look at the front right tire and its gone. The whole axle on that side was broken in half and was by a pillar that was on the cement wall that we smashed. All I knew was the cops were coming so all of us jetted.

Just think, Im alive...we were going 95 miles to a dead stop, not wearing my seatbelt, I didnt get a cut, and after that adrenaline rush I somehow still managed to still be high.

Life is great. (Not for Adam though, he just bought that car today for 10 G's...didnt even make his first payment!)

Hope he has insurance :confused:

HOLY SHIT im fucking baked and i just like saw a movie of what u described! well a movie in my brain haha o man HITS FROM THE BONG ya tho man i done some crazy shit when high lol especially jumping off high places

its great that everyone is ok, and to tell you the truth i would have liked to be there. But Lady luck its untameable. I wont take my chances with her if i where you. Or at least not that blindly. Toke on, Enjoy the ride. And give me weed, im dry.

as long as its only yrselves that get wrapped around the tree thats ok.
enjoy. :D

Did he not see that the straight road was going to end? Or did he want to test the widetrack or wtf?

glad to hear ya didnt get hurt
fast cars+ inexperienced drivers= accident waiting to happen
sorry bout sounding like a commercial

lmao, He saw it coming but I guess his breaks locked up or some shit, but either way he was being a dumbass...it was a pretty sweet rush though and I kind of enjoyed it...I wouldnt of if it were my car, but it wasnt nor would it ever be cause its way too nice for me....I wouldnt of gone that fast unless it was a very str8 stretch. Itll be like those movies where everyones supposed to go on the plane but dont and the plane blows up and death follows them...*dun dun dun*

We've escaped death, its only a matter of time until death finds us!!! DUN DUN DUN!! SOME HOW WE FOUND A LOOP HOLE!!!

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Originally Posted by Cheeched Chick HiGh

lmao, He saw it coming but I guess his breaks locked up or some shit, but either way he was being a dumbass...it was a pretty sweet rush though and I kind of enjoyed it...I wouldnt of if it were my car, but it wasnt nor would it ever be cause its way too nice for me....I wouldnt of gone that fast unless it was a very str8 stretch. Itll be like those movies where everyones supposed to go on the plane but dont and the plane blows up and death follows them...*dun dun dun*

We've escaped death, its only a matter of time until death finds us!!! DUN DUN DUN!! SOME HOW WE FOUND A LOOP HOLE!!!

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His brakes locked up because he doesn't know how to drive. Kids think they are race car drivers with their new cars. If he wants to drive fast like that he should take some driving classes and take his car to the track. I wouldn't ever call a Grand Prix a sports car lol. What the hell is "superturbos"??? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Cheeched Chick HiGh

it was a pretty sweet rush though and I kind of enjoyed it

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Cheeched, I think you would enjoy the movie Crash. I think it may be right up your alley.

God!! Seems like every teenage boy that saw the movies "The Fast and The Furious", or "2Fast, 2Furious" thinks that he is some sort of professional INDY driver. They put these stupid looking 2 foot spoilers, and a loud exhaust tip on their tail pipe, of an old four door Honda Accord and suddenly their IQ goes down about a 100 points!! BONEHEADS! They look over at me at a stop light and race their engines, I race my engine a little and give them the look like, "lets go" then they peel out, but I don't. I just laugh at them! I have seen these little boneheads cutting people off and speeding, endangering many innocent peoples lives. I don't care if they want to die, just as long as they don't take any of the rest of us with them. No dents on my Mercedes 420SEL, let's keep it that way!

I have to agree with Imotep and LUVMYBENZ

Your driver friend is a total asshole, and is lucky that he didn't kill anyone...at all!

Imagine how 'funny' it would have been, had there been a mother pushing her new-born baby along that road, and your car would've have slid into the pushchair, killing the baby, the mother, and any one else that happened to be around?

I travel the length and breadth of this country (UK), and see carnage on a major scale.
I remember driving back from Sheffield one day, the day before Christams Eve, when I happened across an 'accident' on the freeway. The back of the car was sooo stoved-in, that the back seats didn't exist any longer....imagine my shock, when I then noticed a baby's carseat mingled amongst the debris.

The state of driver 'ability' is at a shocking low, and it is usually the innocent party that bears the brunt of that stupidity :mad:

There should be a law that every new driver is made to attend an advanced driver training course,

I see assholes in their jazzed-up cars every day!

Yeah, you may have a bad-ass spoiler the size of Hamshire strapped to yer boot (trunk), and those shiny wheels look reeally cool...but underneath, it's justy a bog-standard shop-around, with as much road-holding ability as a block of flats.

It aint big, and it aint clever.

Thank Fuck, no one was hurt...let it be a harsh lesson to you.
We all make driving errors, me not least, but there is a time and place to 'open-her-up', and poeple forget about those things that are beyond the control of even the most experienced and skillful drivers...blow-outs, brake-fade, other drivers or pedestrians.

Expect a call from your local police, there is such a thing as licence numbers, and do you think that you're not gonna be dragged down the nick for a bit of Q&A?

Sorry to bleat on, but I've lost people as a result of someone elses lack of intelligence behind the wheel.
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Res...

[QUOTE=sawleafI wouldn't ever call a Grand Prix a sports car lol. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
Haha, lol, you speak the truth. :D

Cheech it isn't the car that goes mad, it's the driver.

[QUOTE=maryjanemama]

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Originally Posted by sawleafI wouldn't ever call a Grand Prix a sports car lol. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE

Haha, lol, you speak the truth. :D

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That he does. Nowadays, kids consider Cavaliers with exaggerated spoilers and exhaust tips sports cars.

Don't forget the superturbos! Hahahahaha!!!:p

^ dont really know what its called, it might of been charged, lmao, i dont know what the fuck im talking about most the time but if i look smart, maybe itll come out that way.

The police already asked adam who the back 3 passengers were, but he told them we were hitch hikers and he was giving us a ride and that we didnt get hurt at all so not to worry.

HhHm...but im fucked in the ass because i failed my UA on 3 accounts =0!!

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Originally Posted by apsinthion

Cheech it isn't the car that goes mad, it's the driver.

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You obviously haven't seen 'Christine', Aps..scary car, dude lmaooo
Smart looking motor, mind! '57 Plymouth Fury mmmmm, nice....possessed by the Devil..err..GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!

lol

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Originally Posted by sawleaf

I wouldn't ever call a Grand Prix a sports car lol. What the hell is "superturbos"??? :rolleyes:

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Lol I would, at least the 2 door model...my b/f has the same car only a 2000, its called a Grand Prix GTP and they're a supercharged 3.8L V-6. That thing gets up and moves and with the wide track it'll hook corners like u wouldn't believe...I've had his up to 135 mph on the freeway, don't tell him that tho...he'd beat me silly:p

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Originally Posted by Dope Chic

Lol I would, at least the 2 door model...my b/f has the same car only a 2000, its called a Grand Prix GTP and they're a supercharged 3.8L V-6. That thing gets up and moves and with the wide track it'll hook corners like u wouldn't believe...I've had his up to 135 mph on the freeway, don't tell him that tho...he'd beat me silly:p

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Well yeah GTPs are some fast muthas. But Cheeched didn't mention that. But I'm tellin ya man, if it has superturbos, it has to be fast!
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Originally Posted by Cheeched Chick HiGh

lmao, He saw it coming but I guess his breaks locked up

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im glad your okay, but i seriously doubt that a 2002 grand prix's breaks locked up, concitering all cars made after 95' have anti-lock breaks...but regardles...sorry you got in a wreck

yeah his car was a GTP and thats why we got going....but it was a beautiful car, i almost cummed when i saw it

just gotta say summit here after reading the first post and no more,smashing a car (was it 4 people inside) at around 90-95 mph through a concrete wall then a tree and coming to rest within inches of a lake without a seatbelt is a hard 1 to believe you could survive as atleast i reckon 1 person would have been thrown from the car and ended up in a hospital bed or a box,but hey ive survived a good few smashes (not myself driving) and i reckon you gotta be 1 bunch of lucky fruit cakes lol-BE SAFE

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Originally Posted by Dope Chic

Lol I would, at least the 2 door model...my b/f has the same car only a 2000, its called a Grand Prix GTP and they're a supercharged 3.8L V-6. That thing gets up and moves and with the wide track it'll hook corners like u wouldn't believe...I've had his up to 135 mph on the freeway, don't tell him that tho...he'd beat me silly:p

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lol funny. If you think the GTP is a performance machine then you really need to test drive a real sports car or a race modified car. :p

On that note, I wonder if I could test drive the new Ford GT... I want one so bad, I could just stick my shlong in the gas tank.

Pontiac hasn't made a decent car since the 70's. Good thing he cracked it up. Would have not made it past 80,000 miles anyway. For some reason pontiacs just falls to shit when they approach 100,000.
Sad to say but the US can't make good smaller cars. We can make a mean SUV though.

My Toyota Supra has 218,000= miles and counting, and it hasn't given me too much trouble... Lets see a pontiac do that.

i have to add another coment on this thread..................were talking about some1 who has a sports car(experienced or not)and there brakes lock up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as far as i can remember back the majority of family cars never mind sports cars have A.B.S. brakes................yes that means anti-lock brakes so if the brakes lock up you must either be going side ways or driving on ice,a little lesson for the boy who has the sporty car( or had!)to go find a spare piece of land and find out your own handling limits before you put the foot down on a road where you put other peoples lives at risk,damn especially with friends in the car

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Originally Posted by clevemire

Cheeched, I think you would enjoy the movie Crash. I think it may be right up your alley.

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lmfao clevemire

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Originally Posted by clevemire

On that note, I wonder if I could test drive the new Ford GT... I want one so bad, I could just stick my shlong in the gas tank.

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Hahaha, is this the one where they digitally put Steve Mc Queen in the commercial?
I know nothing about cars, all I know is that whenever I see a Grand Prix it's usually red and there's usually a 45 year old woman driving it with KMart sunglasses on. It just doesn't seem that badass.

I find it hard to believe u were doin 96 and still surrived that crash with 4 ppl crammed in the car hmmm!

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Originally Posted by Atomic Dragon

My Toyota Supra has 218,000= miles and counting, and it hasn't given me too much trouble... Lets see a pontiac do that.

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Actually, I have. No joke. In high school, a friend's father had a '92 Grand Am that had over 300k miles on it, and it still ran very well. Of course, they were mostly highway miles, because every year they'd drive between Virginia and Colorado for Christmas, but I was still pretty impressed with how well it ran.

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I find it hard to believe u were doin 96 and still surrived that crash with 4 ppl crammed in the car hmmm!

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That's because the Grand Prix is more like a tank than a sports car. :p

THE shit car- Mercedes Benz SL55 (AMG modified). Super fast twin-turbo, automatic folding convertible hard top, luxurious to the max. ;) YEA!!!

Not bad, Benz. However, my dream car is the Bentley Continental GT. Extreme power and luxury. No car gets me hard like this one.

bentley,man they are the ultimate machines when it comes to quality and power.

AAaaaaaahhh, Bentley...mmmmmm...Beeentlyyyyyy...
:D

Ok, they weigh as much as a block of flats, but when ya got 54billion BHP under yer foot, who gives a shit :D
I remember watching Tiff Needell blating one around a race track...:D:D...
Man, I had a grin on me that just wouldn't go away HAHAHAHA...I grinning now, just remembering it lmfaooo

Anyways, .....what?
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Man u saw one of them in my local town not long ago looked well nice, a silver one i was gona take pic of it shame i didnt!

Nah, just give me a race tuned Skyline R33 GTR and I'll be fine. Or a drift spec FC or FD Rx-7 or S15!!! :D

well, i am telling the truth and it was a GTP supercharged (I even looked under the hood) it was a beautiful baby blue too....I usually see red ones as well, but this car was very nice sucks he only had it for a few hours, but hopefully all the debt he is going into will be well worth the time he had the car. I find it hard to believe too...I was sure I was going to fly out the sunroof....or whatever they call those and bounce my ass off a tree or some shit...but, I just curled into a little ball. I guess my boyfriend kinda got hurt. He grabbed onto the drivers seat and his thumb slipped and he like twisted it crazy like.