Once upon a time............
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Once upon a time............
in a land far far away..........Quote:
Originally Posted by savagepossum
lived an old hippie.:D
Whose name was..Quote:
Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud
bobQuote:
Originally Posted by BobBong
bob was going through many changes in his life
since the sex change operation.
pooping was very difficult for bob because...
he had turned to prostitution to fund his crack cocaine addiction
But one day while picking up a trick
Thankfully, it was only mental prostitution, for you see.. Bob had taken up Psychology.Quote:
Originally Posted by savagepossum
but he was geting very far with that so he sold his soul to the devil.....
yes the psychology of how to get lonely men off, ooh but what happened next changed everything
he met bong the most famous pimp of the wild wild west
who taught bob how to slap bitches with baby powder
So Bob hit the lonely streets armed with his Johnson & Johnson powder.
To puff some bumsQuote:
Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud
some hot chic bums.....bangin bums.....
with powder
but out from the dark alley come BIG BIRTHA!
Who was one scary 335-pound lady. Bertha had enough hair on her face to serve as a fairly effective filter against baby powder. . .
on her back was shaved "I EAT STONERS".....in the thick mat of hair...
Well she whipped out a $20 bill and a one hitter and made Bob the challenge
kill Ron Goldman and this 20 is yours...
Not knowing who Ron Goldman is.. Bob brought Bertha, Gary Coleman in a gym bag instead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
in the bag was a knife and a glove,,,what U talkin about Willis???Quote:
Originally Posted by BobBong
Gary Coleman snapped into a slimjim, Bertha snapped into him, he died of blood loss, then Bob...
he went to the proctologist and licked the dirty gloves while.....
he was walking home and he took a wrong turn somewhere and stumbled into a magical forest of marijuana with a bong sitting in the center on a tree stump with light shining on it
when he reaches for the bong his hands turned into.....
uncircumsized penises.... he screamed "'...
"HOLY SHIT MY HAND IS A COCK!" all of a sudden...
the marijuana plants transformed into gigantic human smokin machines walking with their roots like retarded...... crabs - they spoke to bob and said "...
"If you smoke me, I will restore your hands to their former existence, only better. . . . "
,,,french toast please
then the tree replied "are you smoking crack, man?" to which bob answered..
"Yes, I'm smoking crack.....cracker jacks that is" in which the tree replied...