Clumsy Stoner Moments

So I thought it would be intresting to have a Clumsy Stoner thread. So Ill start with a few.

Today I was trying to put on my pants and wasnt paying very much attention at all. I ended up trying to put both legs into one pants leg lost my balance and busted my face, and got carpet burn on my elbow and knee.

Im also afraid of my hallway. Its really spooky, long, and just fucking creepy so I tend to haul ass back up it. Well I went to the bathroom and started my usual sprint back to the living room. Someone had just came out of one of the bedrooms and left the door open, since the bulb was out in the hallway I didnt see it open and ran into during full stride. I hit it so hard it slammed shut, and had a red mark on my forhead and was kinda disorentied for a min.

So whats your stories. I have lots of them. Im such a clutz.

im not that clumsy, and ive only fallen out of my tree a few times.......

I do a bunch of stuff... I can't really don't know where to start :p

I lose things soo many things soo much its not even funny... I like lose my underwear even though they're on its fucked.

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Originally Posted by KL4D4

I lose things soo many things soo much its not even funny... I like lose my underwear even though they're on its fucked.

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LMAO I know what you mean. I'll be looking for something like my lighter or remote for the longest time and it will be in my hand the whole time.

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Originally Posted by Dro_Princess

So I thought it would be intresting to have a Clumsy Stoner thread. So Ill start with a few.

Today I was trying to put on my pants and wasnt paying very much attention at all. I ended up trying to put both legs into one pants leg lost my balance and busted my face, and got carpet burn on my elbow and knee.

Im also afraid of my hallway. Its really spooky, long, and just fucking creepy so I tend to haul ass back up it. Well I went to the bathroom and started my usual sprint back to the living room. Someone had just came out of one of the bedrooms and left the door open, since the bulb was out in the hallway I didnt see it open and ran into during full stride. I hit it so hard it slammed shut, and had a red mark on my forhead and was kinda disorentied for a min.

So whats your stories. I have lots of them. Im such a clutz.

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i nearly lost my finger on a serated can of mushypeas on my 16th b'day i was so stoned

well i got so stoned i forgot my password and had to geta new account roflol

this did'nt happen to me, but the other night a friend of mine reached for a lighter and knocked a can of drink over. He picked it up, then reached to move something that got wet and spill the drink again.

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LMAO I know what you mean. I'll be looking for something like my lighter or remote for the longest time and it will be in my hand the whole time.

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who does that lol I do it all the time and start getting frustrated cause I can't find it, I do all kinds of things normally putting things back in the wrong place like milk in the cupboard and ceral in the fridge.

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Originally Posted by Dro_Princess

So I thought it would be intresting to have a Clumsy Stoner thread. So Ill start with a few.

Today I was trying to put on my pants and wasnt paying very much attention at all. I ended up trying to put both legs into one pants leg lost my balance and busted my face, and got carpet burn on my elbow and knee.

Im also afraid of my hallway. Its really spooky, long, and just fucking creepy so I tend to haul ass back up it. Well I went to the bathroom and started my usual sprint back to the living room. Someone had just came out of one of the bedrooms and left the door open, since the bulb was out in the hallway I didnt see it open and ran into during full stride. I hit it so hard it slammed shut, and had a red mark on my forhead and was kinda disorentied for a min.

So whats your stories. I have lots of them. Im such a clutz.

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How old are you? 12?

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Originally Posted by pabloescobar209

How old are you? 12?

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No Im not? Are trying to insult me?

I do so much stupid shit when I'm stoned...

One time I was walking down a sidewalk. Completely blazed out of my mind thinking "Damn that was some good smoke... I should go buy a new pipe and load another bowl", completely not paying attention to what's going on. A really nice car drives by, and while i'm looking at it, I run into a fucking trash can! I just walked right into it! I felt like a dumbass.

haha, this is some funny shit
but once before we were going to hit a backroad..we were getting gas in my car and i pulled into the station and my friend went in to pay...a few secs lata i realize that i pulled in on the wrong side of my tank...

so then i pull around and turn off the car, get out and realise that the damn thing is on the other side once again..i had that cashier in the store soo confused...lmao :rasta:

i dont make mistakes

clummiest stoner momement : the wife and I were doing our nightly smoke outside, and its the dead of winter snow everywhere. and after we are done smoking we start walkin home so we can enjoy our stone in warmth..then i started throwin snow balls at my wife we had a snow fight and then I took off my glove, and off with my gloves comes my wedding ring. All I can hear is it tinging everytime it boundced on the snow, my high was totally gone and me and my wife spent a good 1 hour searching for my wedding ring, and when we are just about to give up cause we were freezing, i find it! thankfully, I would hate to lose my wedding ring...

It was a weekday night so my dad went to bed early. I smoked and about an hour or so later I was gona goto my room to get my weed and shit so I could smoke a little later. I was being as quiet as I could and the last few steps nothing creaks or moans so I kinda went a little faster, turned the corner and BAM! Fuckin walked right into my door as it was shut.

Freaked me out a little I know my dad woke up. Thankfully he didnt come out.

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Originally Posted by Dro_Princess

So I thought it would be intresting to have a Clumsy Stoner thread. So Ill start with a few.

Today I was trying to put on my pants and wasnt paying very much attention at all. I ended up trying to put both legs into one pants leg lost my balance and busted my face, and got carpet burn on my elbow and knee.

Im also afraid of my hallway. Its really spooky, long, and just fucking creepy so I tend to haul ass back up it. Well I went to the bathroom and started my usual sprint back to the living room. Someone had just came out of one of the bedrooms and left the door open, since the bulb was out in the hallway I didnt see it open and ran into during full stride. I hit it so hard it slammed shut, and had a red mark on my forhead and was kinda disorentied for a min.

So whats your stories. I have lots of them. Im such a clutz.

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heheh no need to hurt yourself while running away from those ghosts!

play it out like its a game...they're not really gonna hurt you, so play it smooth with them, like just be sneaky and whatnot. get real creative about it, no need to bust any doors up you clutz ;)

but yea...i do shit like that all the time. heres a good one though, i went camping this weekend and ending up rock climbing some huge boulders on the site we were at. we warmed up really fast and climbed a huge one and rolled a blunt on top. come back down, walk a bit...completely blazed now, climb up some other rock. woah! where the fuck my balance go? i kept falling and eating major shit on the rocks. i was clumsy as a wasted monkey. good times anyway though, feels so good to be on top of a huge rock you just climbed on like fucking spider-man or something. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by mushypeas

i nearly lost my finger on a serated can of mushypeas on my 16th b'day i was so stoned

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I've done that on a can of baked beans... it cut the webbed bit between your thumb and the index finger, cut it REALLY deep, and sethered an atery, my thumb was hanging off and it was bleeding so much.

So i had a dust sheet down cos my dad was decorating [This was when i was like 10 years old] and i was paniking... like almost anyone would be, so i wrapped my hand up, and that slowed the bleeding right down, even though the sheet was red and still drippin, and went to A+E... waited for about 15 mins and then got it all stitched up, and they did a thingy to get the artery back together, took about a year to get healed properly, and another 6 months before my hand was back to normal.

It was after it healed i started smoking weed, i was like 11... and i aint stopped since then.

But i've done other shit, like getting my hands cut and burned on engines, getting fingers nipped by fan belts.. burnt my arms on exhausts.. hot oil... hot water... the lot really. Being a mechanical engineer is quite dangerous lol... spesh when your blazed.

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Originally Posted by LIP

I've done that on a can of baked beans... it cut the webbed bit between your thumb and the index finger, cut it REALLY deep, and sethered an atery, my thumb was hanging off and it was bleeding so much.

So i had a dust sheet down cos my dad was decorating [This was when i was like 10 years old] and i was paniking... like almost anyone would be, so i wrapped my hand up, and that slowed the bleeding right down, even though the sheet was red and still drippin, and went to A+E... waited for about 15 mins and then got it all stitched up, and they did a thingy to get the artery back together, took about a year to get healed properly, and another 6 months before my hand was back to normal.

It was after it healed i started smoking weed, i was like 11... and i aint stopped since then.

But i've done other shit, like getting my hands cut and burned on engines, getting fingers nipped by fan belts.. burnt my arms on exhausts.. hot oil... hot water... the lot really. Being a mechanical engineer is quite dangerous lol... spesh when your blazed.

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i know it was my index finger it was hanging off too i cut my tendon its better now but i still cant bend it all the way lol

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Originally Posted by mushypeas

i know it was my index finger it was hanging off too i cut my tendon its better now but i still cant bend it all the way lol

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I've come so close to doing that so many times but never have. *knocks on wood* You guys got me afraid of cans now though. :eek: scary shit.

One time I was riding my bike down a really steep hill, and suddenly slammed the front breaks on to avoid running some glass over I think. Well the front end of the bike stopped but the back end just flipped right forward and I went flying off, almost busted my skull open but managed to somersault and got off with a few scrapes. Very close call. :stoned:

i dropped my new cell phone in the toilet last night :(

I am very clumsy. WHen I am stoned/sober/drunk.

Last New Years eve went into town with mates got home very very drunk and as I was stumbling up the stairs I tripped over and bust my nose and then proceeded to be sick on the stairs. Blood and vomit does not mix.

When I was stoned I thought it would be a great idea to sit on my roof while stoned because it was such a great night. I live in a bungalow but there is a room upstairs (my room) and I can get out my window onto the roof. So I was getting out slipped went tumbling down my roof in next doors hedge. Luckily it was pretty late and nobody woke up.

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Originally Posted by Whos Carl

I am very clumsy. WHen I am stoned/sober/drunk.

Last New Years eve went into town with mates got home very very drunk and as I was stumbling up the stairs I tripped over and bust my nose and then proceeded to be sick on the stairs. Blood and vomit does not mix.

When I was stoned I thought it would be a great idea to sit on my roof while stoned because it was such a great night. I live in a bungalow but there is a room upstairs (my room) and I can get out my window onto the roof. So I was getting out slipped went tumbling down my roof in next doors hedge. Luckily it was pretty late and nobody woke up.

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hahaha thats funny lol at least u didnt have to explain why u were so clumsy hehehe

Dooood ...one time I put the lit end of my cigarette in my mouth! That friggen hurt like a biatch.

^^ I did that a little while ago, i made a thread on it. Well, it was with a joint, i put the lit end in my mouth. Made me look like i had herps for a week LOL.

this morning, wake and bake. and on a whim i decided to rearrange my furniture in my bedroom. COmpletely forgot about the basic feng shui my mum taught me, and then about 30 mins ago, my sis comes home and i show off my new hiding hole and she's all "hmm, you're gonna get youre legs ripped off otnight in your sleep... look at where your bed is placed." and then i suddenly got more paranoid and freaked out. ghostly images of bad spirits tormenting me in my sleep. *shudder* now i have to rearrange a bunch of stuff, i'm exhausted and too baked.

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Originally Posted by jbuckets

i dropped my new cell phone in the toilet last night :(

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i've done that TWICE.

LOL Glad to know Im not the only clutz. The other night a few of us were playing cards and I was leaning back in my cair. Its a bad habit of mine but I never seen the down fall to it until the other night. The legs slippped out from under me and I busted my ass in the kitchen. I know understand why my parents always told me not to lean back in your chair, eventualy you will bust your ass.

stuck my hand in the deep fryer at my old job, the only good part about it was the smell of french fries that followed me around all week