Stoner Pets

I have a fish on my desk. I've spent time wondering if bong water would get him high, and what fish high would be like, or if his mind is too basic to work like that, or if it would kill him. I haven't done it, because I don't want to hurt him. His name is petey and he is very pretty.

I had a dog once who would put his head in my lap every time I was smoking out, if I had friends over he would go to whoever had the joint and look pitiful until you blew it in his face. I never taught him that, lol

What is your stance on high pets? Any good stories?

Stoner dogs have to be the greatest doggies I have ever met LoL

I have a european short hair cat named Hitler :D He seeks out anyone thats tokin in the house so he can take a couple puffs to the dome and do one of three things: Run around like a mad-cat, go eat, or the funniest one, crash out on the spot.

My cats about a year and a half old I think, if not older and I only started smoking him out a few months back. He must like it cause he has a shit fit when I'm out on the balcony or in a room and he cant get in while I'm blazing LoL

I don't think bong water would do much besides kill your fish though. There is a small amount of THC in it but most of the crap floating around in the bong water is ash particles, you know, carbon and tar and other junk.

Ha ha u named him hitler. Ha ha i know a lab who acts in the same manner when stoned.


My cats about a year and a half old I think, if not older and I only started smoking him out a few months back. <---- What do you mean smoke your pets!! yoru crazy dude!

The dog i knows just eats the shit. Whihc is costly.

Tha C

My dog used to eat pot and drink beer. I never gave her beer but when we used to have parties here all of the time, other ppl whould give her beer. Her name is Sasha and she used to drink so much everybody called her Slosha. Anymore, she isn't interested in pot or beer, she's old and fat, now, and really slow. She's now the doggie version of the early 90's Jerry Garcia.:)

I wonder if a fish that lived in bong water its entire life would get you high if you ate it. Maybe it would need to be prepared a special way to release the THC.

once i stuck a power hitter in a dogs ear and fryed like half of a bowl into its ear and it made some funny noises and then went to sleep

I had flatmates that used to hold my cats head between his knees and blow smoke in his face when I was at work, then I caught him. He said my cat liked it. Why then did it freak out when my flatmate was around. The next day my flatmate was so pissed off cos my cat shat in his shoe :eek: , but he didn't dare say anything and just threw his shoe away.lol.

On the other hand I had friends who's dogs couldn't get enuff and we would go over and smoke. The dog would go form person to person sniffin up the exhale,then get the munchies and sleep a lot. This dog got pretty fat. My dog on the other hand had some and she went birko, chased the cat and literally was doin 100k laps of the house. She freaked out that night and didn't want to be outside, but she went so crazy I couldn't keep her inside.

YO.. me n my dog blaze every mother fukin day..hes names bubba..he rips shit up..that fuker comes to me when he wants to blaze ...when i blow out hits he jumps up to breath in the smoke...and he never lets me go to bed till i smoke him up..best dog ever....im out laaaaaaate

my cat named tess is fucking bad ass....when she sees people around the pool deck she thinks smoke and sprints to the table and lays down meowing....and if we smoke and she aint there whe smells it and comes hauling ass....and if she smells it on us and she isnt smoked she gets grumpy....we blow it in her face3 and she like opens her mouth and chomps the cloud of smoke...then she wabbly walks and eats her cat food, or grass, and its funny becuase shes black and white and looks like a cow grazing....nd then she chills with me and my bro....and she has feline epilepsy and ever since we started smokin her out she hasnt had a siezure....like a year now...its a fucking cure

I just got a knat blazed :D

I remember I got my black lab high for the first time boy did she have cotton mouth lol. then she went to sleep. I dont think smoking is for her
But I have a cat that smokes when we get high you can tell when she wants a hit she looks at you and stares lol plus she's fun to trip out on lol

once i smoked with this little puddle and he played with a string and stared at the smoke for hours, i think he was gonna say meow anytime soon lol.

ok..so i have ALOT of animals :rolleyes: ....and i smoke weed :eek: , so ofcourse ive got them high! :p lol
i think that it all started when my dog got into my weed, She ate it and by the time i realized it, it was all gone....LMAO that dog was so fucking fucked up, She passed out in the food bowl..lol, god, that was soooo funny....and ive got my cat and my dads bird high once....cats are funny! :D
lol


sorry...just had to share that! :p

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my cat named tess is fucking bad ass....when she sees people around the pool deck she thinks smoke and sprints to the table and lays down meowing....and if we smoke and she aint there whe smells it and comes hauling ass....and if she smells it on us and she isnt smoked she gets grumpy....we blow it in her face3 and she like opens her mouth and chomps the cloud of smoke...then she wabbly walks and eats her cat food, or grass, and its funny becuase shes black and white and looks like a cow grazing....nd then she chills with me and my bro....and she has feline epilepsy and ever since we started smokin her out she hasnt had a siezure....like a year now...its a fucking cure

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thats cool...weed is like a medicine for everything...ya know!

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Originally Posted by High phy

once i smoked with this little puddle and he played with a string and stared at the smoke for hours, i think he was gonna say meow anytime soon lol.

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Did you mean puddle cos that very funny lol.
Maybe the puddle was Never2much's dog lol.
falling of chair at mental image of dog.

lol we once got a m8s cat stoned, it just sat there n wudnt move 4 ages in the same spot staring at ground hmmm wont do that again. but i used 2 live at ths hostel which had horses out the back n a m8 used 2 sumtimes gt it stoned, it wud stamp its hoof 4 more then blows the smoke into its face n its eyes go fuked, haha i think it likes it, i only heard it from ppl tho i really wana c it.

hehe ,my mates dog was a stoner. poor old girl, he moved away from his mums place and old jess had to go without.

Now here's a dog that needs a smoke...

I had a rat named Shurlock, he was a stoner rat indeed! He was always steeling my sacks and hiding them, slowly nibbling away. And I coulnt leave visine laying around cause he'd poke a hole in it and drink it all! I wonder if drinking it would help his red beady glossy eyes! Oh, and he'd follow the bong around getting right up in your face waiting for you to blow the smoke at him.. No joke!

mmm somewhere i read that the rats should not use cannabis... dont ask me where, please, please, im too stoned to answer.

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ok..so i have ALOT of animals :rolleyes: ....and i smoke weed :eek: , so ofcourse ive got them high! :p lol
i think that it all started when my dog got into my weed, She ate it and by the time i realized it, it was all gone....LMAO that dog was so fucking fucked up, She passed out in the food bowl..lol, god, that was soooo funny....and ive got my cat and my dads bird high once....cats are funny! :D
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sorry...just had to share that! :p

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Don't smoke around your Dad's bird, they have a completely different respiratory system to a mammal and smoke/fumes of any description can kill them ~ it would only take very little.

Ever hear the expression "canary in a coalmine"?

http://www.cfainc.org/articles/plants.html

Tells you what plants are poisonous to cats.

Marijuana is on that list. If you're tokin up, and want your cat high too, do this:

Roll a catnip joint ((I'm dead serious. The shits a nice smooth smoke and it makes you tired. Serious, it's what I smoke when Im dry.)) Light it, and blow that smoke in your cats face. Your cat will love it. Make sure to get 100% organic catnip. Dont wanna be smokin' chemicals and stuff.

hmm...i dint know that Lulu! Thanks for the tip! lol

This is Rocco ~ my latest foster puppy :)

Here is my dog.

In ~toejam~'s picture, is the little dog saying "WTF? I thought you were a reeeally big turd!!"

lol

I got snakes. Lots of them. I plan to breed them. I'm at college so I had to leave them back at home. I am an animal lover though. If you put a fish in Bong Water, it will die. I used to have a male beta fish and me and my friends would get betas to fight him like cock fights. He'd always win, killer. One day I fed him weed instead of fish flake. he never won again. Dont worry though, we never let them fight to death.

DUDE! lol I love smoking animals out!

once when I lived in this party house (people 24/7 in and out) we got a beta as a pet and it was hella boring. but then we decided to get another one and have them fight. but they didnt. not even once. they were so depressing and lame! so then we fed them a whole shit load of mushroom duff to see if that would make them interesting. but it didnt. then a week later they died. it was the most disapointing pet experiance I have ever had!

Usually though I smoke my two rabbits out who live in our room. They are total stoners and love to eat the chronic. but only high quality week. once we had like 3 different kinds and they would ignore everything but the best and with that they would chow down then spaz out then pass out. I love my stoner bunnies, they rule! Until we got our kiefe box back all of our stems went to them but now they arent nearly as spoiled.

Yoru such a liar,

Anda bastard.

You to st8te heavens

I watched a guy blow a shotgun in a horses face one time.
I dont know if it got high or not, but it ran around this field in a circle for awhile

I have 5 cats and 2 dogs. The cats live indoors and are very entertaining. The dogs are also fun to have around. Animals love to be around you when you are stoned! Or is it the other way around

6 then, 8 of them now.
Spike(white cat) is now enormous at 13 lbs or in metric 6 kilos.

damn, ya`ll are cruel. be good to your pets. save the weed for yourself!!!

Here's Riley the cat :)
He's even got a good taste for beer. He especially like wheat beers like Blue Moon or Hoegaarden.
Love cats
-Icey-

ive seen ferrets, dogs, cats and a pig get high/drunk

The best natured of the lot.

I think pets r0k, wether its a dog, cat, bird...


below is a few shots of my german shepherd

This is Treacle the mother of Spike,Blackness,Tabster and Saffie , she's the smallest of the group but hands out the most beatings.