Walt Disney really for children??

I watched Pinocchio last night, sober, and I noticed alot of weird stuff in that movie.. That old dude.. Pinocchio's father, whatshisname, smokes something like three puffs from his pipe when he's in bed, and then he's to tired to open the window, so he asks his cat to do it.. He's got all these clocks on the wall and they all have these weird coo coo things in them.. One is of a woman spanking a child, one is of this drunk man comming out of a bar hikking and another is of a man trying to decapitate a turkey.. lol. The bad guys, that's the fox and his little helper friend, sit in a shady pub with this fat man, and they all drink lots of beer and smoke cigars.. The little helper dude is drunk as fuck, and they start talking evil plans... What ever.. Pinocchio turns half way into a donkey, and then I didn't watch more of the movie, because I was busy with .. err.. OTHER stuff.. :p


Tonight, I watched The Sword In The Stone.. Think about it... Is Merlin really a magician? Or just a tripper.. He smokes out of a pipe ALL the time, and is really disorientated.. When he does all his magic tricks, he's probably on some massive shroom trip, or he picked up lots of LSD in the 20'th century... They turn into FISH, but really, their just sitting in a little pond flapping around, and that big fish that comes for them is the police, so they try to run 'n shit..:p




I dunno..



I like the old Disney movies ALOT..:D







But really, aren't they really for stoners?:)

Have you ever read "An Underground Education" by Richard Zacks? It's really interesting and I highly recommend it. In the first chapter, it tells about the popular fairy tales that most of us grew up with...really twisted shit. Really...at least check it out.

In the little mermaid that one dude has a boner.

I think old Disney movies are so much better than the ones now. Seriously, the crap they have for kids these days always has to have somekind of moral value to it. Kids do not care about that. When I was a kid, all the cartoons I watched were violent ones. They were fun to watch. That is what kids need, movies that are fun. Not movies that make you feel like you are being lectured. I feel sorry for the children today.

I agree...some of the cartoons/toys and what not are rediculous. I mean think of the shit we grew up with(for reference I was born in '87)...it was badass!

It's funny you should say that, the other night i watched aladin and the little mirmaid after getting completely baked over a 3 hour period with his new 4 foot bong and bubbler, they were soooooo funnny, but also as you said above weird shit was in it that i didn't expect from walt

i agree...a lot of things in old Disney are kind of sketchy or off-color. ive always noticed this (watching Disney movies with my little cousins).

p.s. disney was a creepy mccarthyist chauvenist, i think

A few Disney movies have subliminal messages.

In Aladdin, you hear a voice (sounds like Aladdin) say "All good teenagers take off your clothes" if you turn the volume up at a certain part....I've heard it many many times lol.

In Lion King, there's one part when dust or something floats in the air, and it spells SEX. Saw that one too. Kinda creepy if you ask me.

lmfao!:D

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Originally Posted by MacWQ33

A few Disney movies have subliminal messages.

In Aladdin, you hear a voice (sounds like Aladdin) say "All good teenagers take off your clothes" if you turn the volume up at a certain part....I've heard it many many times lol.

In Lion King, there's one part when dust or something floats in the air, and it spells SEX. Saw that one too. Kinda creepy if you ask me.

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dude creepy. where are these things, i have both movies and wana see it.

There are so many subliminal messages in Disney movies. On the cover of the Little Mermaid, one of the towers is a penis. There are so many more you can look up online.

LOL...I was trying to think of the exact spot in the movie, but couldn't remember although I found THIS online haha....its exactly how it sounds on the movie.

http://aladdinclothes.ytmnd.com/

Here's a pic of the Lion King one...its hard to read...but if you have the movie, you can advance the frame maybe 1 or 2 more and it is clearer.

http://www.dopejam.com/bop/ROV/lion.html

If you look online about these, there's 'evidence' that he's saying something else or something, but obviously its just Disney tryna get out of it.

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In the little mermaid that one dude has a boner.

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Yeah when the preacher guy marrys the litle mermaid and the prince he gets a boner and tucks it back under his robe lol

I remember watching fantasia as a child and thinking it was boring then watched it baked as about a week ago and loved it

I loved Fantasia when I was a kid, and I love it as a stoner now..


My selection in movies was GREAT when I was a kid..

I never like shit like, tom the builder or that train dude.. I hated when cars and machines spoke ..

Walt Disney is the AntiChrist!!!

He is?

...the two times..you don't want to watch "Old Yellar" ..one is when you are stoned....the other is when you are five years old....sad...too sad...Now..."Song of the South"...much better...but is considered racist now...I doubt it's still around..

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Have you ever read "An Underground Education" by Richard Zacks? It's really interesting and I highly recommend it. In the first chapter, it tells about the popular fairy tales that most of us grew up with...really twisted shit. Really...at least check it out.

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any links?

i definitly agree on the Disney being for stoners type thing

Alice In Wonderland - DEAD GIVE AWAY
Fantasia - I got high just watching it

cartoons were fun back then, i remember waking up to old school Scooby Doo, Secret Squirrel, random old old cartoons, popeye, warner brothers stuff too.

dont get me wrong, i LOVE family guy, futurama, ATHF, and Sea Lab 2021, but cartoons just FLAT OUT STINK today.

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Originally Posted by Skink

Walt Disney is the AntiChrist!!!

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He is?

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Yes,he is frozen,the fire from hell will defrost him and then he will make a fairytail about penises,,,and Pinocchio will be the great septum fornicator...

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Yes,he is frozen,the fire from hell will defrost him and then he will make a fairytail about penises,,,and Pinocchio will be the great septum fornicator...

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true, Walt Disney IS cryogenically(sp) frozen. Just like austin powers, as well as some other people. that should be interesting.

stuck in a realm between life and death

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true, Walt Disney IS cryogenically(sp) frozen. Just like austin powers, as well as some other people. that should be interesting.

stuck in a realm between life and death

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I don't think we will see a defrosting,but it is intriguing...

I saw on the Family guy when Walt Disney woke up from the freeze and asked "Did they get rid of the Jews yet? Oh well then, freeze me again!"
I never liked Disney and now I know why, he was an anti-semite. The movies never did anything but piss me off even when I was a kid. I hate Disney:mad:

I doubt it but it's nice to think about.

sword in the stone is a great great movie one of my all time favorites and definitely my favorite disny god that is a good one