If You Want A Good Laugh......

I found this joke the other day and I just have to share it with you guys.


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One day a man dies. Much to his surprise he winds up in Hell. He is at the bottom of all his despair because he about to go to his first meeting with the Devil himself

â??Why so glum?â?� says the devil.

The man says, â??Why do you think?! I am in Hell!â?�

â??Actuallyâ?�, says the Devil, â??Hell isnâ??t too bad. I will prove it to you.â?�

â??You like to drink?â?� asks the Devil.

â??Hell yeah I doâ?�, says the man, â??It might be one of the main reasons I am here in the first place.â?�

â??Greatâ?�, Says the devil, Monday is drinking day. We get all kinds of liquor from all over the world. Beer, wine, hard liquor, even just soft drinks if you want. We drink until we puke then we drink some more. You do not have to worry about drinking yourself to death or getting hangovers because you are already dead.â?�

â??Well, I guess that makes it a little betterâ?� he says with a bit more enthusiasm.

â??How about smoking?â?� says the Devil.

â??I love to smokeâ?� he says.

â??Goodâ?� replies the devil, Tuesdays are for smoking only. All kind of cigars, cigarettes, anything. We smoke our lungs full then smoke again. You donâ??t have to worry about cancer or death because you are dead.â?�

â??Niceâ?� says the man with excitement.

â??Wellâ?�, says the devil, â??If you like the last two you will love Wednesday. All we do is gamble. Roulette, craps, poker, we got it all. If you go bankrupt its not a big deal. You are dead.â?�

â??That sounds like a freaking sweet dealâ?� he says

â??How about drugs?â?� says the Devil with a smile.

â??Drugs?! I love drugsâ?�

â??Awesomeâ?�, says the devil with an even more crooked smile, on Thursdays we all go on drug trips. Have a bowl of smackâ?¦â?¦.or crack. Light up some crystal meth. Smoke a big fat doobie. Do some lines of cocaine, anything. Health problems or being busted are not a problem because you are in Hell. Who the hell cares?â?�

â??Wow!â?�, says the man, I never though Hell would be suck an great place to hang out.â?�

â??I told youâ?�, says the Devil. â??Hey, one more thing. Are you gay?â?�

â??Of course not. I hate faggots.â?�

â??Ooooooohhhâ?� says the Devil, â??You are going to HATE Fridays.â?�


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somehow i already knew the ending was going tohave something to do with taking it up the ass.... lol

lol

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

That made me wet myself ever so slightly.

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i've got your back pal....

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:) :D :)

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ive already hurd it, but it was still funny

Fridays are always hard to deal with. I guess it depends on wheather you're pitching or catching.

I saw that just a couple weeks ago and i forgot about it..

Where did you find it at??

so im going to hell the christians tell me.
but all the coolest people are in hell, bring it on, im definately there. :)

hehehe ive never heard that. funny though.

ill be sure to pass it on...

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Originally Posted by crudemood

so im going to hell the christians tell me.
but all the coolest people are in hell, bring it on, im definately there. :)

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I already got my ticket, we should meet up down there some time.

I'll smoke you out with some crack.... it doesnt matter... well be dead. :D

Oh god, thats actually got me looking forward to dying... and


im way too stoned for this

Bah drug day is right before friday.. so.. they prolly expect you to be fucked up all day and the next..