:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I dont have a lighter, but i have a bowl..AND WEED
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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I dont have a lighter, but i have a bowl..AND WEED
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Well then, your task becomes clear. Purchase a lighter. I'd e-mail you one of mine if I could, but due to technical limitations that won't be happening anytime soon.
gosh haha i probably wont get ahold of one till next weekend too, this sucks!
unless i try to steal one from kwik trip, my parents have like NO lighters around the house, i searched for literally 3 hours...
roll it into a j and use a toaster to light it
I tried that once, but the when the toaster popped, the joint flew up in the air, bounced on the window sill, and dropped 456576floors to the sidewalk :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by screamingskull
By the time I got to the sidewalk, some bastard had had it away :mad:
Moral: Always have a lighter about your person! :rolleyes:
:D
Cavemen managed to make fire all the time, so I'm sure you could find some way...
Yeah, 'cos they had lighters, dude...she aint got a lighter!Quote:
Originally Posted by ermitonto
lol
Dude, lighters were around well before cavemen were introduced. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by RESiNATE
use matches u douche, or get a candle, and like the stove or watever and light the candle then use that flame for ur bowl...i had the same problem a few weeks ago, its a pain in the ass cuz ur like so close to getting high, yet so far
My parents hate me smoking, and prevent it at all costs, but one time I snuck out and was walking around at like 12 in the morning and i ended up being about 5 blocks away. well i pull out my bull, pull out my green, and whats this? I LEFT MY LIGHTER AT HOME! i seriously thought that someone truly hated me with a passion. lol
bowl*
i have no cluckin' flue why i wrote bull.
lol...you got a bull in your room!! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by crazymofo8426
lmaooo
Cavemen were invented to use lighters, cos the dinosaurs didn't have an opposing thumb, and so couldn't use em lolQuote:
Originally Posted by crazymofo8426
Don't scare me like that!!! :eek:
What?..Me?..Scare you?
mwhahahaa
lmfao roll a joint and use the stove :p
are you telling me there isnt even a dollar laying around to purchase a lighter? you should have used some common sense and had everything you needed instead of buying it all on weed.
i have a dollar of course
but kwik trip wont allow me to buy lighters, duh!
I'm gonna roll a jay, and use the stove, any good materials you guys know of to roll a jay? :D :D
rolling papers a piece of thin cardboard and some tobacco should do the trick!
If you still have daylight and a len's of some sort then use them!
Even your old man's glasses would do the trick.:)
i'd suggest the toaster if u had papers or the stove
make a dooder, toilet paper roll, punch out a hole and use foil, suck one side and use the other as a carburator, there goes my spelling Whench, only kidding
forgot you don't have a light, use the toilet paper over the stove and blow on it, it should flame up, but watch out
or if u have a good amount of bud to an old fashion tampon!
rolmao, too funny.....
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Originally Posted by AbbaZabba
Reminds me of a time when my buddy came over I had enough to roll one joint, so I roll this joint and toss it over to my buddy who has a beer bottle in his hand and damn the joint goes right into his beer bottle, well we dry the weed out but never got it dry enough (impatience) and never really got the true effect, time to go to Bob's and get some more..hehe
Lol u ever tried that?? its strong as fuck but u get baked good until it falls apart at the end
Why won't they let you buy lighters? Say you have a Boy Scout camping trip and you need a lighter to start a fire or something like that. I mean, it's not like it's illegal to sell lighters to minors.
If it was that bad i'd just swipe one stealings bad but fuck it there so easy to steal
So you want to get lit but you ain't got a light? So your bowl is packed, but your matchbox is empty? So the lightning is striking everywhere, and setting everything aflame, except for your stash? Is that what's bothering you, bunkie?Quote:
Originally Posted by Drink the Bong Water
Well, don't get down! Lift up your head, throw back your face, and smile the livelong day! Because your problem is SOLVED!
Yes, YES, YES!
Just look! Professor Beaver teaches all the good little Boy Scouts how to create Fire By Friction --
http://www.usscouts.org/profbvr/fire...yfriction.html
Now sing along with Tom Lehrer's Boy Scout song, "Be Prepared!":
Be prepared! That's the Boy Scouts Marching Song!
Be prepared! As through life you march along!
Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well,
Don't write naughty words on walls -- if you can't spell.
Be prepared to hide that pack of cigarettes.
Don't make book -- if you cannot cover bets.
Keep your weed well hidden where you're sure
That it will not be found,
And be careful not to toke up
When the Scoutmaster's around.
For he only will insist that it be shared!
So be prepared!
Myself, I intend to find out if Professor Beaver wants to play a little Hide the Blunt Where the Sun Don't Shine ....
haha Byker, you're twisted!
I like it lmfaooo
:D
Man, that's the worst feeling in the world.. You've bought some weed, you've got your papers, some tobacco, a shit load of munchies, youve had a tough day, so youre content with the promise of a nicely rolled joint and a funny movie.. you sit down, roll the joint, go to smoke it, and BAM no lighter! you search your pockets, no lighter.. you search your room, still no lighter.. you search your whole house, still no fucking lighter.. you decide to go to the shop, but nope, its closed.. so, you search your house again in case you "just didnt see it", but to no avail.. you search everywhere - your fridge, your moms underwear draw (ok well maybe thats just me....), inside a tub of icecream, then you search them all again.. but no, no lighter :( that sucks man
**sparks a joint with a blow torch**
i feel for ya
lol i want to spqrk a joint with a blow torch...
Eat it.
And theres no reasom Kwik Trip wouldnt sell a lighter to you. Buy one non-chalantly. Ive been buying lighters since i was 12. If kwik trip really wont, keep trying places until one will. trheres no law about not selling flames to minors, just tobacco.
Light a bit of wood or something with the stove and use it as a lighter
you must have matches?!
If theres a car in your drive way....u can use the car lighter?
i have the opposite problem right now....im outs of budlies, and my buddy i get off of is at work and still has to pick up, my other buddy just had a baby at the age of 19 so hes out of the business right now.....this is terrible
use your chemical telepathy! or spontaniouse combustion always does the trick, of course you'll have to smoke quick cause there is that time factor between when you light yourself on fire .
"Man, that's the worst feeling in the world.. You've bought some weed, you've got your papers, some tobacco, a shit load of munchies, youve had a tough day, so youre content with the promise of a nicely rolled joint and a funny movie.. you sit down, roll the joint, go to smoke it, and BAM no lighter! you search your pockets, no lighter.. you search your room, still no lighter.. you search your whole house, still no fucking lighter.. you decide to go to the shop, but nope, its closed.. so, you search your house again in case you "just didnt see it", but to no avail.. you search everywhere - your fridge, your moms underwear draw (ok well maybe thats just me....), inside a tub of icecream, then you search them all again.. but no, no lighter that sucks man
**sparks a joint with a blow torch**
i feel for ya"
LMAO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA I'M BLAZED!
Yeah that is kinda pathetic,i left my lighters in my freinds pocket when we were drunk at the movies. Heres what i did nad if its your only option, hey it works. turn the stove on high, which your are determined to be. if gas stove then your problem was solved the whole time. anyways with electric,wait till all the metal becomes red,and then hold a peice of tissue of paper towel to it. when it catches on fire light a candle with it. if you try to light the candle off the stove it either wont light or will melt all over your stove and that would be kinda hard to explain to strict parents. anyways, happy toking!
Pezizzle for shizzle,
Young Till I Die!