Oh snap! im a bitch :D

ARE YOU A BITCH?


Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know...
Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'"
She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know...
Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc."

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, "B.I.T.C.H."

What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison.

"Babe In Total Control of Herself."


So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "Bitch" SMILE ... and say "Thank You!!"


:D :D

lmao right on ammie
ill keep that one in mind :D

i am posting here




JJ
yeah WIFE is cool...
i'll spread that one, next time my mom is like "cmon clean the table the table"
ill be like mhhhhhhhhhhh how about u etc the table and i go smoke a J....

sorry ,jj i do actually have some respect for ma mom

What if they call you a WENTCH

I must say that ammie and hunny are some HOT bitches!
~007~

Hot maybe, but can they cook.....

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Originally Posted by mikee1422

Hot maybe, but can they cook.....

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hahahahahahaha

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Originally Posted by 00Ampersand

I must say that ammie and hunny are some HOT bitches!
~007~

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:o **blushes**

:p
thx ampersand

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Originally Posted by mikee1422

What if they call you a WENTCH

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They might say...learn to spell that which you cannot have lol

WHENCH

lol

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Originally Posted by RESiNATE

They might say...learn to spell that which you cannot have lol

WHENCH

lol

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lol i love this dude :D:D:D

Sorry, although I was a class spelling bee champ in the seventh grade....

W.H.E.N.C.H.
Whack Ho Every Nigga Can Hit

damn, that took me like ten minutes to come up with LoL blunts are gr8 =oP

one more time, with feeling-
BITCH :D

W.H.E.N.C.H

Wicked Housewife Enjoys Naughty Cuddles in Hotels

lol

CUNT= Can't understand normal thinking..

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Originally Posted by ineedskillz

CUNT= Can't understand normal thinking..

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i know loads of c.u.n.t.'s.........

Of all the swear words that there are (and I use most of them), I think that the 'C' word is the worst...sorry, my little bit of prudishness

and what about BITCH meaning "Bitch in total control of herself?"
:D Such a bad joke, dont throw rocks please

Lmao
acronyms are fun

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Originally Posted by RESiNATE

Of all the swear words that there are (and I use most of them), I think that the 'C' word is the worst...sorry, my little bit of prudishness

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Hell ya... If I say the C word out loud in front of my girl she snaps..

cunt? whats wrong with saying cunt? Its just a word. Or do you mean Cock? LoL

people need to quit trippin on words, their just freakin words!

Skillz, you should trip next time she says dick LoL

W.H.E.N.C.H = when horny enter near church hall.:)

By the way, the word "wench" only has one H.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=wench&r=67

oh shit LoL
damn, we can be ignorant as hell sometimes =oP

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

By the way, the word "wench" only has one H.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=wench&r=67

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haha *bows* I stand corrected, nice one ermintonto :)

wench
wrench

bloody language!!
lol

dddo

ha ha im stoned

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Originally Posted by Bro DZ

cunt? whats wrong with saying cunt? Its just a word. Or do you mean Cock? LoL

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Cunt, cock, fuck are not offensive. I associate these words with pleasure and fun. I just don't like to associate parts of my body that I feel good about with really dumb shits who wouldn't know thier arse from their mouth. :)

Mrs PotatoHead Ad. "Cunt and Handbag included"

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Originally Posted by Mrs PotatoHead

Cunt, cock, fuck are not offensive. I associate these words with pleasure and fun. I just don't like to associate parts of my body that I feel good about with really dumb shits who wouldn't know thier arse from their mouth. :)

Mrs PotatoHead Ad. "Cunt and Handbag included"

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escuse me if im wrong..but most parts of the usa..peeps there think the c**t word aint nice..an aint used very often on here.,.not that im tellin ya to stop..but be warned

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Originally Posted by hunny

escuse me if im wrong..but most parts of the usa..peeps there think the c**t word aint nice..an aint used very often on here.,.not that im tellin ya to stop..but be warned

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Sorry just trying to make a point. maybe we should just say vagina. :D