Mom Issues

okay, i had a long ass talk with my mom about trusting my friends. i told her that ppl that use drugs arent bad. and she said "well...when they need it bad enough, they will steal stuff for it" i told her that i can see a weed smoker and a bad weed smoker. theres an easy visual difference is wut i said ;) but anyway. she told me she has NVR smoked weed in her life. she doesnt know that i do it yet, but im extremely nervous to tell her. because shes asian...and she doesnt like smoke. the thing tho that i told her is that i would NEVER smoke cigs, because their nasty...i will NEVER do cocain because thats stupid to me....but i said nothing about weed. so...technically im not lying. but i want to know what to tell her to convince her that weed isnt as bad as its made to sound. some1 please help me. i really dont like lying to her. (remember, she is kinda not a mom that im comfortable talking to about sex and drugs)

I said I wouldn't smoke cigs or do cocaine, ever.

I lied. :-\

Anyways..on topic...I would not tell your mom about it until you get caught or something, I hear asian moms are the worst.

i said the saem thing to my mom, she beleived it too, till she walked in on a clamebake session in my room, almost saw a look in ehr eyes liek she wanted to join, but had to be a good mom, she used to smoek back in teh day n stuff, but i dont think she does anymore, considering how strict she is

But anyway, best thing to do, purposley, leave something small, a single paper laying around, and see how she reacts, personally, id let it be a secret till your long moved out and she cant do anything about it, parents can really ruin your highs man, i enver woulda gotten busted if my parents didnt catch me

ditto crf250smoker

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Originally Posted by phoenix

I said I wouldn't smoke cigs or do cocaine, ever.

I lied. :-\

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It happens...

OP-->> I wouldn't tell her squat, man. If she's that closed minded about weed, then it's doubtful 'you' could turn her. She just wants the best for her baby. Really, thats how parents think...I know, I am one.

Just do what you do, and stay out of trouble. Keep your grades up, and always practice good hygiene, lol!

Tell when you're older, after you've proved to yourself that it doesn't effect you negatively. Cause, if you tell her, and you start slacking in the least, she'll blame the weed, man.

The best I got....

Don't tell her. Asian parents love to live in ignorant bliss.

If you don't talk to her about sex why talk to her about drugs? it's a lost cause, why make her go trhough the heartacje when you're just going to smoke anyway?

im thinking about leaving this page up on my comp and when my dad walks in to use my comp, he sees all these posts.

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=82040

what u think?

No sooner than you said hello, you'll have to say goodbye...

Think about it...

It's a start, though. If you choose this route...

Good stuff on that thread,

i hate lying to my parents. but i guess its not lying till i say "mom, im not doing weed"

i just feel really nervous when smoking and coming home. because i dont wanna reek of weed smell. this is wut i got so far for wut i wanna say if i get caught

Cigs are worse, and i swear on my life i will nvr do cigs or cocain. (seriously i wont!)
I wont come home smelling really bad like weed
I promise i wont steal
I promise i will be more understanding and less angry all the time(i have anger problems)
I promise i wont smoke near or infront of you
I promise not to come home stoned
I promise to do yard work whenever u ask!



Hows that?

My mom knows and hates it. I didn't want to tell her though I got caught (never with the law though). All I do is smoke weed, no cigs/coke. Im always high though so she can't rly tell.

Well I just got bitched at for watching a drug program that's on the History channel right now. My dad said "how about you just don't go to college, and we give you the money to spend on drugs?"

I said ok, and he just stormed upstairs. Obviously seeing the history of something I like is really really bad.

just blaze up that fatty, and if you mom wants a hit...err never mind..just hide it till ur moved out yo..some people just dont get cannibinoid receptors..they think its some crazy plant from hell.

Oi, i used to be up front with my folks about this kind of stuff for years. Unfortunately they never seemed to be able to break away from their "programming" that drugs are bad mmk?
So, as sad as it is, ive learned to simply avoid the whole topic. :( Maybe you will have better luck. My advice is to just use a patronizing tactic rather than a totally honest one with people who choose to be blind.

My parents know I smoke. They're main concerns are A) getting in trouble with the law B) Switching to harder stuff C) Driving High D) getting involved with the wrong kind of people E) Setting a bad example for my little brother. My dad said that if I could find a situation where all of these could be avoided then he had no problem with me smoking. So I only smoke nights and at friends homes. It's worked out fine because I don't feel any need to try harder stuff if I've got some weed handy, I don't have to drive or worry about the police, and my brother don't have to see me stoned (though if he did he'd probably not realize I was actually stoned.) So props to my parents for being smart and stressing the values of balance.

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Originally Posted by l3loody

"...but im extremely nervous to tell her. because shes asian...and she doesnt like smoke."

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This idea hit me like a light bulb...a light bulb that has been converted to a vaporizer and filled with fine cannabis...that means it is a good idea.

Well since your mom is Asian this is what you should do. Make some kind of Mj-Tea concoction and convince your parents that it is an ancient herbal tea remedy, perfect for anything that ails them. After consuming the tea your parents will undoubtedly be in the best moods of their lives. This is your best and only opportunity, you must take full advantage of it. Steal everything in your house, take ALL their shit and sell it. No unreasonable offer will be rejected, take any thing you can get for ALL of their shit. (it is probably crappy Asian shit anyways) Now spend ALL their money on the finest bud you can find. Smoke ALL evidence in one session, be careful not to mention any of this at breakfast the next morning, just play it cool.

If you follow my above instructions precisely you may be able to dispel some stoner stereotypes that your parents have adopted.

The above was meant as a satirical joke, posted by a Highly intoxicated user.

On a more serious note, I do not ever intend on telling my parents that I smoke. Although I have moved out and constant deception is not longer necessary, I still have to lie occasionally, and it sucks. Good Luck

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Originally Posted by phoenix

Well I just got bitched at for watching a drug program that's on the History channel right now. My dad said "how about you just don't go to college, and we give you the money to spend on drugs?"

I said ok, and he just stormed upstairs. Obviously seeing the history of something I like is really really bad.

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I watched that myself....

Great info, and the one about mj was right on, imo. They (Parents/ older adults) have been programed by years of misinformation, and propaganda. It's no wonder your dad got upset. The show presented mj in a greater light w/o the bs attached. It challenged what he's probably been taught/told, or shoved in his face all his life. Religion works the same way, man. We're are force fed bs from birth to death. That's why we have minds that are able to discern, and reject the status quo.

Later,

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Originally Posted by KiEfBoyjBm

This idea hit me like a light bulb...a light bulb that has been converted to a vaporizer and filled with fine cannabis...that means it is a good idea.

Well since your mom is Asian this is what you should do. Make some kind of Mj-Tea concoction and convince your parents that it is an ancient herbal tea remedy, perfect for anything that ails them. After consuming the tea your parents will undoubtedly be in the best moods of their lives. This is your best and only opportunity, you must take full advantage of it. Steal everything in your house, take ALL their shit and sell it. No unreasonable offer will be rejected, take any thing you can get for ALL of their shit. (it is probably crappy Asian shit anyways) Now spend ALL their money on the finest bud you can find. Smoke ALL evidence in one session, be careful not to mention any of this at breakfast the next morning, just play it cool.

If you follow my above instructions precisely you may be able to dispel some stoner stereotypes that your parents have adopted.

The above was meant as a satirical joke, posted by a Highly intoxicated user.

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Terrible idea. All should note that its not a good idea to put things in peoples food including anything from lsd or bud because the feeling to almost every one(at least that i have ever encountered) is always good from cannabis but the unexpcted and unexplainable feeling that they get can cause pannic attacks, paranoia, belief somthing is wrong and youll die, etc. It can explode in your face like a ramen noodle enima and they will ban you from life for thinking such a thing was a good idea.

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Originally Posted by Left

Terrible idea. All should note that its not a good idea to put things in peoples food including anything from lsd or bud because the feeling to almost every one(at least that i have ever encountered) is always good from cannabis but the unexpcted and unexplainable feeling that they get can cause pannic attacks, paranoia, belief somthing is wrong and youll die, etc. It can explode in your face like a ramen noodle enima and they will ban you from life for thinking such a thing was a good idea.

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i was first going to bring this up in the guys post but since youve just responded to it, ill make you both look stupid. cannabis isnt water soluble so either way nothing would happen.

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Originally Posted by Fan o KmK

i was first going to bring this up in the guys post but since youve just responded to it, ill make you both look stupid. cannabis isnt water soluble so either way nothing would happen.

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Heh, water-soluable cannabis. That would suck. Wtf would happen to all the outdoor crops when it rains, they'd just fuckin melt.

I believe you meant thc, which isn't water soluble. But, if you've ever made cannabis tea, you'll find out that it does in fact have an effect. Not so much a high as it leaves me feeling relaxed and usually really sleepy before long. I wonder if other psychoactive substances (THC is only one of shitloads of other psychoactive compounds in bud) like CBD or CBN are water soluble. Who knows. But don't hate on weed tea til you try it. Just put a joint's worth of some schwag in a tea bag and put it in a tea cup full of water and microwave it for like 3-4 minutes til the water starts boiling. Pull it out and squish the tea-bag against the cup with a spoon for a few minutes til the water turns darker green/yellow and then sweeten with honey or sugar. It tastes best warm (and it tastes damn good warm at that)

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Originally Posted by JunkYard

I watched that myself....

Great info, and the one about mj was right on, imo. They (Parents/ older adults) have been programed by years of misinformation, and propaganda. It's no wonder your dad got upset. The show presented mj in a greater light w/o the bs attached. It challenged what he's probably been taught/told, or shoved in his face all his life. Religion works the same way, man. We're are force fed bs from birth to death. That's why we have minds that are able to discern, and reject the status quo.

Later,

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Nah man, he didn't even watch it, he just heard "drugs". Thing is, my dad smoked his senior year of high school, but then got some "laced shit" from vietnam his buddy brought back and never did it again. I think he just had one of the panic attacks that people get 1 in a 1000 smokes. I think he was mostly pissed off because he was drunk, and I was watching it with my little brother, who seemed pretty interested. ;)

lmao!

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Originally Posted by Fan o KmK

i was first going to bring this up in the guys post but since youve just responded to it, ill make you both look stupid. cannabis isnt water soluble so either way nothing would happen.

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I did bring this up before but i guess ill make you look stupid. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetrahydrocannabinol http://www.scq.ubc.ca/?p=58 http://bioteach.ubc.ca/Journal/V02I01/Cannabis.pdf http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/motm/thc/cann.html. All of these places agree that its slightly soluble in water, but as i said before not at a degree for efficient use so for labratory tests it is most likely impractical to bother researching. fag.

so for the purposes of everyone here, since no one is putting bong water under a microscope here id imagine, it isnt water soluble, is that what youre saying:confused:

no, im saying it is slightly water soluable.

stoners getting off topic :o lol it is so slightly water soluable if even that that it doesnt really matter my advice is get a job keep your grades up stay out of trouble do more things around the house and tell her that you are infact smoking mj tell her that you are being responsible mention that you got a job your doing extra things to help around the house ect just make it look like your not slacking off or being bad becuase of it and it will be all good make sure you say aswell that your going to keep doing withier or not you approve but id like your approval and i thought i would tell you dont worry about the cigs or coke thing dont touch on it. it will make her think that omg he might do those things though dont say anything about any other drugs except for mj is much safer

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Originally Posted by l3loody

i hate lying to my parents. but i guess its not lying till i say "mom, im not doing weed"

i just feel really nervous when smoking and coming home. because i dont wanna reek of weed smell. this is wut i got so far for wut i wanna say if i get caught

Cigs are worse, and i swear on my life i will nvr do cigs or cocain. (seriously i wont!)
I wont come home smelling really bad like weed
I promise i wont steal
I promise i will be more understanding and less angry all the time(i have anger problems)
I promise i wont smoke near or infront of you
I promise not to come home stoned
I promise to do yard work whenever u ask!



Hows that?

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yeah thats kind of a dumb thing to say to her unless you actually keep your promises. I told my parents the exact same thing when i was 15 or 16 and since then, like 90% of the rest of the world, I broke all of them.

I actually was in a similar situation as you...

What I did was, I just kept my grades up, got a few scholarships, went to college, held a job, and never mentioned anything about weed. My mom knows because I've come home smelling like smoke a few times, but she hasn't ever pushed the subject.

I'll admit, this has led to us talking less. But that's what happens if your parents don't want to be understanding; you move away from them.

my parents know i smoke, just be prepared to answer some questions. Research the effects of pot, and read up on the subject so you can make a lot of good points to them. they are worried about me, and ultimately want whatever is best for me, so prove to them how much better it is than alcohol or anything else. but above all else, keep your grades up.

imo you just have to be honest with your parents (unless they are the rehab types). I told my parents that i smoke, turns out they were both stoners back in the hippy days. I made some no driving, no cops promises and now they are pretty cool about it, they even helped me pass a drug test for work.:rasta: