Those things we like about the boys....

Alright, ya know what dudes...we have a thread of you bashing us females, and we have threads bashing you.

I'm gonna say it straight up, I fucking love dudes. Boys are my best buddies in the whole world.

I like how I can look like absolute crap around them and they don't give a shit and neither do I!
I like how I can talk about innapropriate weird shit with them and it can be the fuckin most awesome fun conversation!
I love being able to burp as many fucking times as I want right after I get done chugging a beer.
I love going FOUR WHEELING with my boys..and I love shootin guns...I love going camping and not showering just bathing in the fucking river.
I like blasting music hella loud and just goin' crazy...
I like the jokes dudes tell...I like how they are so much more chill....

I LOVE BEING ABLE TO CUSS ALL I FUCKING WANT.

I like not worrying about guys getting hung up on stupid bullshit and not wanting to talk to you for days over some DRAMA BULLSHIT.
I like how guys are no DRAMA....I like being able to show up at my dude friends house in my freakin' pajamas and smokin a bowl.
I love talking about cars, I love drinkin beer, I like listening to my music loud, I like driving, i like taking the biggest fucking bong rips over and over and over again....
I like how guys aren't shy about shitting...or anything for that matter..

I love bein the skinny little girl who gets to hang out all my dude buddies, cause I fuckin' love them.
In fact, I hang out with more dudes than I do chicks and I prefer it so much more.
So ya know what dudes, I DON'T care what you stereotypically don't like about me....cause your not gettin' rid of me.

My guy friends are there for me WAY MORE than any girlfriend I have ever had and I know they are gonna turn around and stab me in the back with it later. I confide in you dudes.
..okay and this is not to say that there aren't cool girls out there, because there most definitly is :) and I am glad that I have cool girl friends that can hang with me and the boys toO!

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Originally Posted by TallulahGreen

I like the jokes dudes tell...I like how they are so much more chill....

I LOVE BEING ABLE TO CUSS ALL I FUCKING WANT.

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Yes us boys have a freedom sometimes to say the craziest shit ever and its ok.

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Originally Posted by TallulahGreen

I like not worrying about guys getting hung up on stupid bullshit and not wanting to talk to you for days over some DRAMA BULLSHIT.
I like how guys are no DRAMA

I love bein the skinny little girl who gets to hang out all my dude buddies, cause I fuckin' love them.

In fact, I hang out with more dudes than I do chicks and I prefer it so much more.
My guy friends are there for me WAY MORE than any girlfriend I have ever had and I know they are gonna turn around and stab me in the back with it later. I confide in you dudes.

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:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
guys are the bestest

yeah way better than girls :)

















edit- jk lol :D

not being able to get pregnant :) thats probably the best thing about being a boy and also being able to piss anywhere standing up :)

Hey, we love you too.:)


Somehow I wish my sex was loved for things more important than gas and swearing, but thanks for your kind words.:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by TallulahGreen

Alright, ya know what dudes...we have a thread of you bashing us females, and we have threads bashing you.

I'm gonna say it straight up, I fucking love dudes. Boys are my best buddies in the whole world.

I like how I can look like absolute crap around them and they don't give a shit and neither do I!
I like how I can talk about innapropriate weird shit with them and it can be the fuckin most awesome fun conversation!
I love being able to burp as many fucking times as I want right after I get done chugging a beer.
I love going FOUR WHEELING with my boys..and I love shootin guns...I love going camping and not showering just bathing in the fucking river.
I like blasting music hella loud and just goin' crazy...
I like the jokes dudes tell...I like how they are so much more chill....

I LOVE BEING ABLE TO CUSS ALL I FUCKING WANT.

I like not worrying about guys getting hung up on stupid bullshit and not wanting to talk to you for days over some DRAMA BULLSHIT.
I like how guys are no DRAMA....I like being able to show up at my dude friends house in my freakin' pajamas and smokin a bowl.
I love talking about cars, I love drinkin beer, I like listening to my music loud, I like driving, i like taking the biggest fucking bong rips over and over and over again....
I like how guys aren't shy about shitting...or anything for that matter..

I love bein the skinny little girl who gets to hang out all my dude buddies, cause I fuckin' love them.
In fact, I hang out with more dudes than I do chicks and I prefer it so much more.
So ya know what dudes, I DON'T care what you stereotypically don't like about me....cause your not gettin' rid of me.

My guy friends are there for me WAY MORE than any girlfriend I have ever had and I know they are gonna turn around and stab me in the back with it later. I confide in you dudes.
..okay and this is not to say that there aren't cool girls out there, because there most definitly is :) and I am glad that I have cool girl friends that can hang with me and the boys toO!

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A girl that I would absolutely love to chill with.

Tallulah, you seem just like one of my friends from high school...I love girls like you lol.

For a moment there, you almost made it seem okay for me to be a guy. and then i realised that MOST chicks in my world hate that shit about guys.

Where do girls like you hang out?

Wise words my dear.

haha I'm SO FUCKING BORED RIGHT NOW...PLEASE for the love of god will one of you dudes come chill with me? I'm so sick of watching the rain'...

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Originally Posted by TallulahGreen

haha I'm SO FUCKING BORED RIGHT NOW...PLEASE for the love of god will one of you dudes come chill with me? I'm so sick of watching the rain'...

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i'll chill with you for a bit. I'm brain storming right now. something i do usually before i obtain weed. this way i have a plan of action and once all the pieces are in place. i execute the plan, thus allowing me to obtain the weed and accomplish any other goals i've planned in one fell swoop.

right now, i'm trying organise transportation. the friend i get it off totaled his car a couple nights ago, so he can't drive. theres a green VW beetle parked in the driveway but my sister has hidden the keys. what to do what to do...

i'm running short on cash so i can't catch a cab. trains and trams dont' go out where he lives and he lives in a new area so there are no buses either. hell they only just installed traffic lights a couple weeks ago there.

it's a public holiday today so everyone is out and about working their little tushies off, that means i can't get a ride from any family members.. what to do, what to do... hmmm.

i think i shall make a phone call to my friend and see what the situation is.

I can't sleep if i havent' smoked and i haven't smoked for 24 hours, which means i havent slept for 24 hours.

i want some damn sleep.

hows the rain?

yea i like the not being able to get pregnant thing.... thats prob my favorite...well no...maybe...nah its my favorite thing.

its its worth anything i didnt post the girl bashing thread :D

Yea, I'll come hang. Let's toke one up. You can wear your PJs if ya want. Girls rule too, though. I love girls...er women. Whew... ;) :D:D:D:D




We can piss pretty much anywhere we want, too. :thumbsup:


TGF

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Originally Posted by TokinAsianGuy

i'll chill with you for a bit. I'm brain storming right now. something i do usually before i obtain weed. this way i have a plan of action and once all the pieces are in place. i execute the plan, thus allowing me to obtain the weed and accomplish any other goals i've planned in one fell swoop.

right now, i'm trying organise transportation. the friend i get it off totaled his car a couple nights ago, so he can't drive. theres a green VW beetle parked in the driveway but my sister has hidden the keys. what to do what to do...

i'm running short on cash so i can't catch a cab. trains and trams dont' go out where he lives and he lives in a new area so there are no buses either. hell they only just installed traffic lights a couple weeks ago there.

it's a public holiday today so everyone is out and about working their little tushies off, that means i can't get a ride from any family members.. what to do, what to do... hmmm.

i think i shall make a phone call to my friend and see what the situation is.

I can't sleep if i havent' smoked and i haven't smoked for 24 hours, which means i havent slept for 24 hours.

i want some damn sleep.

hows the rain?

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Lucky for me my weed hookup is a 6 block walk. UNLUCKY for me I am still waiting for a phone call from them, almost 4 hours later!!!!! GRRR, I am getting really pissed.
...because like you, I can't sleep unless I have weed either. I haven't smoked weed since Saturday night, I had ONE hit of weed yesterday, not like that made any difference. Last night I had to take nyquil so I could sleep.
Another problem, I have a POUNDING headache...and I know weed would help.

I am really annoyed that I haven't gotten a call back, when they said awhile I wasn't anticipating waiting until LATE at night.
Rain sucks, I don't like it...but at least it's not freezing ass cold.

i love how guys are big enough to use as blankets/pillows...:)

love, kp :p

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Originally Posted by kindprincess

i love how guys are big enough to use as blankets/pillows...:)

love, kp :p

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I must say...my boyfriend is by far the warmest blanket I have ever owned!!!!;)

lol:)

we stay fly, no lie, you know thisss

BALLIN

PLEASE for the love of god will one of you dudes come chill with me?

Hey Tallulah, Next time I come down around we are definelty getting baked :smokin:

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Originally Posted by TallulahGreen

Alright, ya know what dudes...we have a thread of you bashing us females, and we have threads bashing you.

I'm gonna say it straight up, I fucking love dudes. Boys are my best buddies in the whole world.

I like how I can look like absolute crap around them and they don't give a shit and neither do I!
I like how I can talk about innapropriate weird shit with them and it can be the fuckin most awesome fun conversation!
I love being able to burp as many fucking times as I want right after I get done chugging a beer.
I love going FOUR WHEELING with my boys..and I love shootin guns...I love going camping and not showering just bathing in the fucking river.
I like blasting music hella loud and just goin' crazy...
I like the jokes dudes tell...I like how they are so much more chill....

I LOVE BEING ABLE TO CUSS ALL I FUCKING WANT.

I like not worrying about guys getting hung up on stupid bullshit and not wanting to talk to you for days over some DRAMA BULLSHIT.
I like how guys are no DRAMA....I like being able to show up at my dude friends house in my freakin' pajamas and smokin a bowl.
I love talking about cars, I love drinkin beer, I like listening to my music loud, I like driving, i like taking the biggest fucking bong rips over and over and over again....
I like how guys aren't shy about shitting...or anything for that matter..

I love bein the skinny little girl who gets to hang out all my dude buddies, cause I fuckin' love them.
In fact, I hang out with more dudes than I do chicks and I prefer it so much more.
So ya know what dudes, I DON'T care what you stereotypically don't like about me....cause your not gettin' rid of me.

My guy friends are there for me WAY MORE than any girlfriend I have ever had and I know they are gonna turn around and stab me in the back with it later. I confide in you dudes.
..okay and this is not to say that there aren't cool girls out there, because there most definitly is :) and I am glad that I have cool girl friends that can hang with me and the boys toO!

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Umm.. are you my long lost twin? lol I'm a chick and I would love to chill with you. :smokin: Man, you described everything I love about my guy friends. I only have a few very close friends, and all but one are guys. Girls do the drama, bitch all the time, and whatnot.. that's why i like my boys.

You took the words right out of my mouth. :dance:

i love how girls can concentrate so well on what they are doing, and not go off subject so much, like the other day, me and a few friends... oh wait, doing it again....

I must admit, i love gals too.

They put us right when were wrong [even though we NEVER admit it, EVER!!]

:eek: i remember that avatar lip lol

i agree TG, most of my friends are guys. mostly cause i have competitive and jealousy problems when i am around other women. i find that a goodly dose of testosterone helps balance out my flaming estrogen levels. to many women in one room sometimes makes me feel so lonely. sure, i was a tom-girl when i was younger but i am certainly not butch. i just end up finding myself connecting and getting along much better with dudes than other ladies. what do i love about men the most? the lack of drama and penises.

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Originally Posted by TallulahGreen

Alright, ya know what dudes...we have a thread of you bashing us females, and we have threads bashing you.

I'm gonna say it straight up, I fucking love dudes. Boys are my best buddies in the whole world.

I like how I can look like absolute crap around them and they don't give a shit and neither do I!
I like how I can talk about innapropriate weird shit with them and it can be the fuckin most awesome fun conversation!
I love being able to burp as many fucking times as I want right after I get done chugging a beer.
I love going FOUR WHEELING with my boys..and I love shootin guns...I love going camping and not showering just bathing in the fucking river.
I like blasting music hella loud and just goin' crazy...
I like the jokes dudes tell...I like how they are so much more chill....

I LOVE BEING ABLE TO CUSS ALL I FUCKING WANT.

I like not worrying about guys getting hung up on stupid bullshit and not wanting to talk to you for days over some DRAMA BULLSHIT.
I like how guys are no DRAMA....I like being able to show up at my dude friends house in my freakin' pajamas and smokin a bowl.
I love talking about cars, I love drinkin beer, I like listening to my music loud, I like driving, i like taking the biggest fucking bong rips over and over and over again....
I like how guys aren't shy about shitting...or anything for that matter..

I love bein the skinny little girl who gets to hang out all my dude buddies, cause I fuckin' love them.
In fact, I hang out with more dudes than I do chicks and I prefer it so much more.
So ya know what dudes, I DON'T care what you stereotypically don't like about me....cause your not gettin' rid of me.

My guy friends are there for me WAY MORE than any girlfriend I have ever had and I know they are gonna turn around and stab me in the back with it later. I confide in you dudes.
..okay and this is not to say that there aren't cool girls out there, because there most definitly is :) and I am glad that I have cool girl friends that can hang with me and the boys toO!

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I'm a Scorpio... You???

I like hanging out with the guys because their bizarrely inappropriate comments make me crack up.
They smell like 2-stroke oil and sawdust sometimes. That's super hot.
I can talk schmack to them and they give it right back.
They make BBQ in winter when it's too cold for me to go out there and shiver in front of the grill for an hour.
You can pay them in beer to come over and take your air conditioner out of the window, or take big bulky things to the dump.
They take out the trash.
They have pickup trucks and it feels so hot to ride up there in the cab with them, even if you DO have to clear the seat of fast food wrappers, tools, dirty work clothes, and beer cans first.

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

I like hanging out with the guys because their bizarrely inappropriate comments make me crack up.
They smell like 2-stroke oil and sawdust sometimes. That's super hot.
I can talk schmack to them and they give it right back.
They make BBQ in winter when it's too cold for me to go out there and shiver in front of the grill for an hour.
You can pay them in beer to come over and take your air conditioner out of the window, or take big bulky things to the dump.
They take out the trash.
They have pickup trucks and it feels so hot to ride up there in the cab with them, even if you DO have to clear the seat of fast food wrappers, tools, dirty work clothes, and beer cans first.

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I want to marry you!!!

GUYS RULE GIRLS DROOL haha. yea us guys are awesome cuz we are much more simple than girls. we stay away from drama and we are easily pleased with beer, meat, and sex.

and i pee outside atleast once a day just to remind myself how awesome it is to be a dude.

yea the best girls are like you tallulah. the ones who actually like us for the simple things we do : fart drink and shit. girls are no fun when they are too "proper" for those things. and smoking pot just makes you uber cool

Damn straight.
I wish I was hanging out with all my dude friends right now.

AND...by the way Skink...I am A Libra/Virgo, right on the cusp. Thats why I'm so fuckin' crazy. :)
..and yes, I do love givin as much shit as possible to the dudes...all in good fun of course. :) chicks take my shit way too seriously sometimes man.

I think the msot fortunate part of being a male is that we dont have to deal with a period every month

= )

I like being a girl. I think it's fun, there is lots of things about being a girl that I love.
Really though, I don't think the period thing is that bad.

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What type of after shave do your friends use... lol jk

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None. They go play with small engines and cut firewood. MMMM. Sexy.

My boyfriend is a carpenter....I know exactly what your talking about. God I love a shirtless man in a toolbelt.

lol...

yall are freaks

role play much?

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lol...

yall are freaks

role play much?

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Haha nooo...I just enjoy watching him work-especially shirtless....

this is relavant give it a moment, i was listening to an album i really love and all the songs are mixed into each other so its not really got track and it was on itunes and i couldn;t work out what was wrong cos all the songs where breaking up between them and then finally i clocked they were in song alphabet order not album order and, actually i completely forgot why that was relavent, having typed it all ou though i am reluctant to delete it. guys are great yes we are fantasticly simple, we never have hidden agenda's (exept often sex) (although not that hidden mostky) but yeah gorls, you're pretty good too, you're all bitchy sometimes buti swear you aren't if you are treated really honestly, i don't know its wicked how differetn girls and guys are hahaha i just wrote so much sorry if you just read it all
:)

lol, thats straight

Since we are talking about mini fetishes...

I must say...I love having sex while the girl has ugz on...or heels

OR still has like a skirt on just like pulled up....its so fuckin hot

I love it....maybe all of it at once would be the master sex style lol

uggs? haha I'm fuckin' wearing uggs right now.

I don't like to wear anything when I have sex...I like nakedness...

..unlses of course it's in a serious hurry...then it's different.

Why am I telling you guys this? How did this happen?

= )

Ugz are so sexy I dont know why....especially when their jeans are tucked into them lol

and if they wear them with skirts...its jsut absolutely beautiful lol

Yeah..I pretty much just wear them under my jeans..but whatever they are the most comfortable shoe in the whole world. I pretty much only wear jeans...and uggs.