lets see how long we can keep it up.
Once upon a time, a boat was constructed of the finest cheese and was sailed on the lava seas ubroad.
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lets see how long we can keep it up.
Once upon a time, a boat was constructed of the finest cheese and was sailed on the lava seas ubroad.
but the cheese melted because of the lava and all the little cracker sailers hopped into their emergency take off air ship to escape the lava sea...then...out of NOWHERE.....
the neo-nazis shot it down, and they landed on an island of homosexual cannibals
the homosexual cannabals started raping the cracker men then ate them. When out of no where...
the homoesexual cannibals threw them up because they realized being cannabals, they dont eat crackers...so the crackers used their magical cracker powers and killed the cannabal men...then a huge tidal wave came and...
the huge tidal wave came in and it was full of alphabet cereal so i spelled the word, cannabal men, and fed them to starving children all over the worldQuote:
Originally Posted by Acouwaila
dai*ma:stoned:
the children went to look for the cheese and cannibals because they were so hungry until one day
they encountered a band of ass pirates who attempted to raid their new fleet of ships and steal their monkeys but...
the pringles man jumped in and whooped them all with his master ninja skills... but unknowingly to everyone...
count chocula wus waitin behind tha bush for the crackers and than he ate them and made them chocolate crackers and they were forced to sit on tha back of tha bus becuase of racism so they killed all tha white crackers, they ruled the world..until...
The J made the natives all powerful bringing them back from the dead only to spread seeds of marijuana and papaya all over the world. Then the dinosaurs spontaneously appeared and...
The dinosaurs brought their Messiah with them, who would become the new leader of the world, Raptor Jesus! Suddenly...
the end..
but seriously.
raptor jesus bit their nipples off and sent them on a magical journey to ressurect jimi hendrix, biggie smalls, and tupac. AND THEN
....absolute for the ressurection of jimi tupac and biggie! they took the modem and went to jimi's grave...
THe they performed a special ritual which involved playing the song purple haze and smoking a bowl of purple haze at the same time to resurect jimi...next...they went over to
Maccy D's to chow down on some wonderful, tasty wholsesome family burgers.
McDonalds, i'm lovin' it!
(This mesage brought to you by the McDonalds corporation)
Alas, the future and final descendants of the good cracker people could not escape their unbelievable history so they committed mass hari-kari.
and it was at that moment, as the last of their blood ran out onto the ground that something happened that had nothing to do with crackers, or cereal, OR dinosaurs. It was then, in that moment, that something absolutely amazing happened...
the world became over-run by hippies with gigantic combine harvester machines, specifically designed to destroy tupac and biggie, who by this time had...
started sending out smoke signals to thier roadies therefore giving away thier postion in the weed forest.:rasta:
Agent Wonderbread falls from the sky onto biggie and wields his loaf against tupac's neck who...
Rose up and put 2 caps into the wonder ninja. The ninja bread was wounded but not killed. he grabbed his bread sword and three began battling. Biggie jumped behind a rock and started rollen a blunt. Tupac screamed "YO what the hell are you doin!?!?" Between blocking bread blows and shooting his gat they smoked a blunt of jimmie's purple haze from beyond the grave. Then got killer munchies, tupac grabbed the ninja bread and ripped him in two. They ate angent wonder with penutbutter, not jelly..... biggie hates jelly.
but likes bread, alot, so they decided to rob the local bakery, but just as they stepped thru the door...
But they stoped and relized that biggie was to fat to get through the door so....
They imployed some midget, itailan, circus folk to do the job for them. After they divided out the spoiles of the take they.........