Let's play a strain game!!!

Hey guys!
The game is simple...you are going to make a new strain...
List the 3 traits that you want most of all... being specific, like what flavor, type of effect, etc.
Indoor, outdoor, whatever.
Extra credit: What parents do you want to include for any of the traits?

I'll go first:
I want to make a strain that:
-Is totally indestructible even after pest damage
-Ripens early
-Tolerates frost

Another goal is:
-Turns weird colors in the fall
-Stays really short
-Smells like berries, not like cannabis

I want a strain that:::
- Produces MONSTER trichomes
- Has a fruity taste (not that I'm fruity... :p)
- Produces compact, powerful nuggets

Extra:::
- It's legal (ha!)
- One of its parents is White Russian
- Zandor had something to do with its creation

:) Hello Stinky :)

I want a strain that
matures quickly
extreme potency
heavy yielding

Herijuana x Early gold

Early Gold is a very early finishing potent plant with some phenotypes finishing the first week of August, others not until the end of August. Average yield is 2-4 ounces. A fairly potent strain.

Herijuana is the result of mixing the best Kentucky outdoor phenotypes (we've always called this 'killer New Haven Strain') with a cherished Humboldt strain from Petrolia called Headstash that has been grown in Southern Humboldt for over 20 years. Strain is about 70/30 indica dominant while maintaining good mold and pest resistance and keeping yield in 1-3 lb. range trimmed and bagged. When quality and quantity both count this strain will bring it home! Turns purple if temps are allowed to drop at night and smell increases exponentially. This plant also will grow well indoors! Finishing time for our latest Indica Pheno is 9-10 weeks. The lab â??chromatographâ?� report showed a total THC level of over 20%

i want weed that grows immense amounts of highly potent weed, grows in minutes, and can be regenerated over and over again, - after all, wot else could you ask for?

I want a strain that attracts women, and causes DEA employees to develop running sores ... :D

i want a strain that tastes like ice cold water. and that gets me higher than anything. and that makes everything so intensly happy. yeah

I want a strain that ....

-Developes massive compact buds
-High THC content
-I woud love for it to taste like honey, rather than just the honey oil(Even though it has a piney taste to it ). Stuff is so good, but hits you like a rock coming down from the empire state building.

I would like to make an auto flower strain that is capable of making clones from. One that will only not flower under 24 hour light, but even when exposed to as low as 18 hours of light she will start budding. A plant like this does sound possible and would be very valuable. The problem with auto flowering strains is the fact they can't be cloned, so you never get consistant tasting and performing plants. I think that would be cool.

TGT

I just realized after my recovering from my self induced stupor that the above wouldn't even be an auto flower strain. What the hell am I smoking eh?

TGT

lol

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Tom Green Thumb

I would like to make an auto flower strain that is capable of making clones from.

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That would be freakin awesome.

LDN Kid you are so funny!!! I love the venus flytrap!!

Okay I have another one...
-Grows on a vine
-Develops beautiful ornamental purple flowers that actually kind of look like grapes from a long way away
-Recognizes the grower and strangles anyone else that touches it

The parents would be
-Lightstorm or Twilight
-A Burmese Python
-A Sensitive Plant

Quote:

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

That would be freakin awesome.

LDN Kid you are so funny!!! I love the venus flytrap!!

Okay I have another one...
-Grows on a vine
-Develops beautiful ornamental purple flowers that actually kind of look like grapes from a long way away
-Recognizes the grower and strangles anyone else that touches it

The parents would be
-Lightstorm or Twilight
-A Burmese Python
-A Sensitive Plant

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LOL. That would be great:D

i would like a strain that

# can cure cancer
# gives you one hell of a buzz
# and stop all this war shit

its parents would be

white widow crossed with some alien skunk that no has ever seen or heard of befor

I would like to a strain that
talks back to you when your in the room chatting away to them..:stoned:

I'd love to see a strain that tastes like blackcurrant & licorice :smokin:

and deffo one for our lass. one that makes her clean my car once a week.. :pimp:


EDIT Inside and out for the last one :D

I would like a strain that:

1) Is mobile and capable of understanding rudimentary commands, such that it could grow other strains (or its own) itself, unattended, fetch water, feed nutes, all that stuff.

2) Requires such little light and grows so quickly that one 23-watt CFL produces a pound, and does it in a week.

3) Gives you an up high that lasts for 6 hours, on one hit. Or a couchlock high that lasts for 6 hours, on two hits. Or knocks you unconscious for 12 hours, on three hits.

Guess that'd do it for me! ;)

"I would like to a strain that talks back to you when your in the room chatting away to them.."

ROFL Ecky!!!!

Okay, another one:
-can survive in very poor soil in a wide range of temperatures and annual rainfall zones
-will uproot itself and go looking for water when it's thirsty, then go back where it was planted
-resists being eaten by deer

It would be cannabis crossed with a cockroach and a prickly pear cactus

ok for seriousness

High yielding, like a pound from 2 or 3 colas, plant that is very appealing to the eye, good eye candy type bud
Very very potent, strong sativa type stone
Sweet and smooth VERY dense smoke( i love doing tricks wtih smoke)


for my crazy strain bud

Doesnt need anything, you just stick a seed in a bucket of any type of dirt and WHABAM, 2 pounds of your favorite bud already dried and the buds fall off on their own when perfectly cured!like ripe fruit or some shit

Crazy tie-dye colors, and the buds are weird shapes like stars and moons and shit just so when your stoned its an enjoyable plant to look at

And a talking plant would be pretty sweet.... So a self sustained, drying, ripening, talking, psychadelic plant....:dance: