Wear skimpy cloths and then dis you for looking...
Like,,, flaunt it,,, and be happy when I stare...
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Wear skimpy cloths and then dis you for looking...
Like,,, flaunt it,,, and be happy when I stare...
Lie, cheat, and steal. I hate how much shopping they do too.
When they show interest in you all night, then when the make out session starts and things get rolling, they stop and say, "I can't...I have a boyfriend" leaving you with painful blueballs. :p So in other words, when they are a cock tease.
Fuck up the most basic, and primal way, we as humans connect with eachother.
COMMUNICATION...
Guy: "Im going out with the boys tonight"
Girl: *sigh* "okay"
Guy: "whats wrong honey?"
Girl: "oh nothing, just go"
Guy: "are you sure?"
Girl: "Yes just go"
Guy: "okay"
Pathetic...
omg hahah omg fucking happened to me not to long ago. and WHY THE FUCK DO THEY WAIT. i was pissed. i was like you coulda told me before i fucking drove you to get food you bitch. well i didnt say that but :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Talk.
girls are liars and play so many mind games.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
and give guys blueballs. l
ol i have to admit im not innocent. :smokin:
They bleed for seven days and still live.
pretend like they never fart
lol got there before I did:pQuote:
Originally Posted by RIP ODB
LMAO:DQuote:
Originally Posted by NextLineIsMine
Go crazy, as in.. Unleash life stories and stuff after like 2 glasses of vodka :dance: . Fuck that, unleash life stories sober.
Can anyone say Dr. Jekyll and MRS. Hyde!!
WHOA...where did that come from?!
LOL yet your mood atm is "Innocent" :pQuote:
Originally Posted by crudemood
but yeah everythings pretty much been said... but i'll add this anyway..
they lead guys on when they have no intentions of getting involved with them. ;)
(I've had lots of experience with that one.... still gettin it done to me now!)
as a saying i once heard goes... "Fools aren't born, girls make them in their spare time!" :D
Peace... and LoVe :thumbsup:
When they lead you on and then say they just wanna be friends.
when theyre all over you one night then the next day they cant remember.
LOL. how embarassing. :angelsmiley:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes
what can i say, we like the attention guys :)
girls do a lot of annoying things but generally they are o.k.
i just hate BITCHES. you know who they are, they know who they are. can't stand em.
Ya know....general terms guys.
There are fun and cool girls out there who don't lead you on!
Although I swear guys....sometimes girls don't even have to do SHIT and you get lead on anyway.
Poor little puppy dogs...
Anyway, I fucking hate shopping. I go into a store and within 30 seconds im over it-never go to the mall with a girl, puts me in a bad fucking mood.
I may be a bitch sometimes, but whatever you boys like it. hahahahahHAHAHAhahAHhAhsg;ljahg;lksjh'sjhsjhosh;oi esjh.
Alright I might be done.
so you girls really don't care if you hurt someones feelings then? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by crudemood
never met one yet :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by TallulahGreen
lol you're a girl hater... maybe I shouldn't have been so polite with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by RIP ODB
The other day I saw a lil' "male bashing" thread in here so ladies, don't be offended.........equal rights means equal space. LOL
Now being married, and divorced twice.....I'd like to add a few comments:
1) DO NOT ask me to pick up your hygiene products!
2) DO NOT ask what I'm feeling because you probably won't like the answer
3) DO NOT ask me to comment about your weight
4) DO NOT ask me to comment about your dress because your just going to change anyways
5) DO NOT bitch about a mess in the bathroom, hell, my stuff wouldn't be laying around if your cosmetics were'nt filling every cabinet
6) DO NOT ask simple questions during the game.....that's why God supplied you with sisters, mother, and girl friends
7) DO NOT ask me what I think about another ladies appearance.....once again you won't like the answer
8) DO NOT ask me to go shopping with ya...please refer to number 6
9) DO NOT ask me to hold/carry your purse for ya
10) PLEASE DO NOT ask me to get something out of your purse.....I don't like to dig through portable junk drawers with hidden suprises.
Have a good one!:thumbsup:
Seriously guys, maybe you shouldn't think that everything a girl is doing is leading you on. I just act like myself, and I guess in the past that has made guys think I am leading them on possibly.
I love to hang out with guys and have guys as my best friends, but you want to know how hard it is to have guys as your best friends when they would take you at any time? I have really awesome guy friends, but that doesn't mean that they have never hit on me or made some kind of move.
I think guys just think sometimes that the way us girls act is leading them on or something, when REALLY we are just being ourselves are you are taking thinsg the wrong way. Can't necassarily blame us for that now can ya?
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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
aww i hate that shit to....luckly i mastered the art of pentrating the sheild theyve built for their boyfriends :D
btw i hate the drama girls have and the baggage they bring with them...
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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud
Hahahaha my boyfriend hates it when I make him the designated purse holder.
..and your right, why do I always ask him what he thinks of other girls?
Laugh when they get into a difficult situation... or was that me? LOL
Must dash, cooking something, cant remember what.
You cannot live with them
you cannot live without them
You are not allowed to kill them
You spend the 1st 9 months of your existance on this earth fighting to get out and then you will spend the rest of your life trying to get back in again.
The classic set-up for a fight. Never asked about ugly women, just the ones like in Skinks avatar........Quote:
Originally Posted by TallulahGreen
SCENARIO:
Ya hon, she's cute
She look better than me?
OH NO, your MUCH better looking than her.
Well if you'd rather be with her then FINE!
O.M.G.!!!!!
Is there EVER a right answer to that question??
Have a good one!:thumbsup:
I always am asking stupid questions.
My friend once asked her boyfriend out of all her friends if he had to sleep with one who would it be. He said me haha.
Man thats a REALLY stupid question to ask your boyfriend.
The ONLY time that question is appropriate is if she is looking for a compatible "Ménages Ã* trois".......which of course is the FIRST thing that would go through our minds. LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by TallulahGreen
Have a good one!:thumbsup:
They're always scheming...
Spit instead of swallow :p
Just kidding..well, sort of.
Anyhow, after 10 years of marriage you learn to ignore all those annoying things and simply say "yes" to everything. You get a lot further that way.
Fuck you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fengzi
it depends, most of the guys ive met are assholes so i dont mind hurting their feelings. i mean cmon they're asking for it for acting stupid and saying stupid things..Quote:
Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes
if they're a decent guy then yeah of course i care, im not a mean cold bitch you know.. usually.
but i love you guys :p
lmao..i hate that to...for some reason i feel let down whent they jump up and run to the bathroom to spit it out...like it was a waste...Quote:
Originally Posted by Fengzi
The number one thing that girls do to piss me off is act in ways that support all the negative stereotypes of women.
I hate cattiness, golddiggers, shallow chicks, backstabbers, shopaholics, cheats, girls who don't act their age, you can imagine the rest. They make the normal girls have to work that much harder to prove that they're 'cool'.
No thanksQuote:
Originally Posted by TallulahGreen
Well than, please, why don't you try it for yourself? Then you can tell me if it was a waste or not.Quote:
Originally Posted by dryst
WTF.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fengzi
You should be thanking them for going anywhere near that thing!
oh please...i go down on girls with no intention of turning my head to spit out all the shit going into my mouth from her (u know what :D) every 30 seconds...Quote:
Originally Posted by TallulahGreen
DAMN STRAIGHT. We shouldn't be expected to swallow, we shouldn't even be expected to do the deed in the first place. Sorry but swallowing little swimming semen is an insta gag fest. CALL ME CRAZY. . . . . . . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic