Things guys do that are annoying

Last night I was thinking of dumbass things that guys do that turn me off. This was stemmed (no pun intended) from the "Making a girl friend into a girlfriend" thread. I could only think of three really obnoxious things that have happened repeatedly:
1. Not calling me back (but it doesnt really make me that mad lol)
2. Interrupting me
3. This pick up line...seriously never use this it makes you look like a dumbass:
Girl: "What are you doin tonight/later on/whenever"
Guy: "You/Hopefully You"
Really guys that shit is so bunk. Never pull that on a girl that you actually want to get with because she is gonna think you're an idiot.

rude pick up comments like number 3 you mentioned
that big ego they have, like stop fooling yourselves, you're not that good. get over yourself. ;D

what do guys do that is annoying
well lets see
breathing come 2 mind


j/j

I have always found pick up lines quite lame, and yes, I'm a guy. I have never used one, and I laugh my ass off when I see guys trying SO hard to get the girl. :p

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Originally Posted by crudemood

that big ego they have, like stop fooling yourselves, you're not that good. get over yourself. ;D

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I think you're just interacting with assholes

I hate how when they get drunk they feel the need to start to wrestle with their friends and it never turns out good for either one. Not even just wrestle, but get far too rowdy entirely-and don't even think of the consequences.
I hate how when guys are watching TV its so hard to get their attention sometimes.
...I hate how often guys talk about sex sometimes...
..I hate how they don't care if their toilet is dirty.
...I hate how they think they decorate their house looks good.
..I hate how they can live in clutter and think thats clean.
...and I hate trying to keep up with their drinking sometimes!

....haha oh man, i'm a crazy bitch.

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Originally Posted by crudemood

that big ego they have, like stop fooling yourselves, you're not that good. get over yourself. ;D

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You wanna know where that big ego comes from? It comes from getting the girls. They believe they are hot shit because they're always getting laid, and I guess they're getting laid because they are hot shit.

The guys who don't have big egos are the guys who are lonely.

I like how you are all putting every guy into this dirty, fucked up stereotype

Hm lemme see

I hate how bitches cant drive, i hate how bitches bitch all the time about stupid shit, i hate how bitches think that housework means a lot, i hate how bitches call themselves fat when they weigh 110 pounds, i hate how bitches are snobby and talk shit about other bitches all the time

hows it feel?

Hey i'm not putting any boy into stereotype I am speaking from personal experience here.
:)

I hate the fact that women think their pussy is made of gold. :D

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Originally Posted by crudemood

rude pick up comments like number 3 you mentioned
that big ego they have, like stop fooling yourselves, you're not that good. get over yourself. ;D

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Am i that good lol?

Get on msn, sign on, im comming on now :D

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

I hate the fact that women think their pussy is made of gold. :D

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hahhaahaha :dance:

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

I hate the fact that women think their pussy is made of gold. :D

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Well than maybe if my boyfriend stopped treating me like it was...I wouldn't have to think it all the time. Somethin' to think about.. ;) :D :rasta:

I dont think Gold would feel all that great to fuck personally...

I'm glad to see the girls here can take a joke. It's all in good fun, right?.......right. :thumbsup:

You'd be surprised.

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Originally Posted by CityBoyGoneCountry

You wanna know where that big ego comes from? It comes from getting the girls. They believe they are hot shit because they're always getting laid, and I guess they're getting laid because they are hot shit.

The guys who don't have big egos are the guys who are lonely.

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Guess its tradition for the guy to 'get the girl' so they need a big ego or else their feelings will get hurt if they don't. It makes sense. :pimp:

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Originally Posted by Acouwaila

I think you're just interacting with assholes

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Probably hung out with the wrong type of guys. ;)

LOL, this thread is too funny. The only thing I find annoying is when guys burp or fart and turn it into some kind of art...other than that...you guys are awesome :).

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Originally Posted by Cheery Cherry

LOL, this thread is too funny. The only thing I find annoying is when guys burp or fart and turn it into some kind of art...other than that...you guys are awesome :).

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Ha ha! From a guys point of view, that is funny.

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Originally Posted by Acouwaila

I dont think Gold would feel all that great to fuck personally...

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Maybe if it was heated and melted down into a soft, formable mold. :p

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

Ha ha! From a guys point of view, that is funny.

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and it always will be

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

Maybe if it was heated and melted down into a soft, formable mold. :p

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lol

Guess i'd be shapin up a big new vagina for her = )

(theres the ego :p )

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Originally Posted by Acouwaila

lol

Guess i'd be shapin up a big new vagina for her = )

(theres the ego :p )

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Ha ha! Thus the term, thier pussy IS made of gold. :p

I started writing something, but forgot what i was going to put so i just deleted it and wrote this.

Good thread :thumbsup:

Pick up lines are so original...

I don't like guys that are violent. Well anyone whos violent but this thread was intended for the lads.

I don't like how some guys act all tough and shit and get really defensive really quickly. I just want to tell them "Lighten up dudes, have a toke and relax".

ok i think i need to have a sex check-up with a doc, cuz like most of this, isn't even close to me... for one i hate clutter, 2 i can't stand a dirty ass toilet, 3 i don't get drunk and horse around with anyone, i just get goofy... unless you get under my skin/press my buttons i can be one asshole when i get pissed if i been drinking.... erm... i've never used a pickup line in my life... bout the only things i do do, is forget to call the girl back for a couple of days sometimes, or some shit like that... and interupt my woman all the time... but she does it to me too so it's all cool :smokin: i'lll now return to my previous state of getting drunk.

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Originally Posted by Acouwaila

I like how you are all putting every guy into this dirty, fucked up stereotype

Hm lemme see

I hate how bitches cant drive, i hate how bitches bitch all the time about stupid shit, i hate how bitches think that housework means a lot, i hate how bitches call themselves fat when they weigh 110 pounds, i hate how bitches are snobby and talk shit about other bitches all the time

hows it feel?

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i hate how assholes like to be sarcastic ;)

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Originally Posted by Shannon

i hate how assholes like to be sarcastic ;)

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i dont' think he's being sarcastic i think he's offended, i might would be too if i didn't have such a 'oh well i don't care' laid back attitude about most things. he does have a couple of points tho :p 1. bitching about basicly nothing, just for the sake of bitching, i'm not saying all women are guilty of this, but alot are. i'm also not a very big fan of an obviously small girl calling herself fat just for the sake of attention... only way you'd be fat at a 110 lbs. is if you were like 2 feet tall.. so.... unless you're a midget YOU'RE NOT FAT! :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by CityBoyGoneCountry

You wanna know where that big ego comes from? It comes from getting the girls. They believe they are hot shit because they're always getting laid, and I guess they're getting laid because they are hot shit.

The guys who don't have big egos are the guys who are lonely.

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i agree with that actually, however you girls look at it, u always go for the guys with big egos, yet you complain when they just use you for a one night stand....

on the other hand however, you girls always say that shy guys should be more confident, then mistake that confidence for big ego-ness :p

thats what i hate about girls.... they complain about getting heartbroken by the "badboy" with the big ego, but don't even consider going for the nice guys who would do anything to make you happy :thumbsup:

I mean geez, stop crying about some guy that humped u and dumped u, cuz u know that you'll go for exactly the same guy next time, even though theres a nice guy who u probably consider "just a friend" despite the fact he probably wants to be more than friends! ;)

just my 2 cents :)

peace :stoned:

lol i have probably the smallest ego around here.. i'm not lonely :p if you're gonna play the shy game you better know how to play the game...

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Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes

i agree with that actually, however you girls look at it, u always go for the guys with big egos, yet you complain when they just use you for a one night stand....

on the other hand however, you girls always say that shy guys should be more confident, then mistake that confidence for big ego-ness :p

thats what i hate about girls.... they complain about getting heartbroken by the "badboy" with the big ego, but don't even consider going for the nice guys who would do anything to make you happy :thumbsup:

I mean geez, stop crying about some guy that humped u and dumped u, cuz u know that you'll go for exactly the same guy next time, even though theres a nice guy who u probably consider "just a friend" despite the fact he probably wants to be more than friends! ;)

just my 2 cents :)

peace :stoned:

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But see, there's the nice guys who complain about how they're nice, how these assholes get all the girls. When you are labeled a "nice guy" it's the equilvalent of being called boring, a failure to identify other qualities about a guy and it's a generic label slapped upon them. How assholes fuck up in relationships is different than the nice guys. Nice guys can be as deceitful as assholes. You have nice guys that lie, cheat, don't have any balls, shows weakness. I'm sure for a girl to be hurt by a nice guy is far more devastating than being hurt by an asshole. After all, nice guys are supposely harmless.

Im a nice guy = )

Actually im real shy when it comes to talking to girls

and yes, Im scared of rejection

because im sensitive

some call this type of person a "pussy"

I call it...

"mr bad ass laid back man who dont need no bitch in his life"

lol nah jk...but i dont think i have to be confident to find the right girl for me...I believe I will just find her when I find her

Believe me, so am I.

However I try to shed the typical notion of what a nice guy is suppose to be, think outside the box a little and see things how they really are the best you can. You can't expect to suddenly to have your perfect dream woman fall upon your lap. We all have to go through trials and tribulation to find that companion each one of us desires. It's not a question of confidence, it's not a question of doing something over-the-top to impress a girl. Be yourself and talk to one and see what happens. Yea, easier said than done, but a couple of rejections and you'll harden like stone, why bother with someone that rejected you?

I hate that you have to play games to get with certain girls. You can't just be straight forward. You have to go out of your way to make them jealous and shit.

why would making them jealous make them want you? jealous of what?
and i agree with whoever posted about girls bitching just for the sake of being a bitch and then they wonder why people call them bitches...crazy bitches...

lol word^^

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Originally Posted by Acouwaila

I like how you are all putting every guy into this dirty, fucked up stereotype

Hm lemme see

I hate how bitches cant drive, i hate how bitches bitch all the time about stupid shit, i hate how bitches think that housework means a lot, i hate how bitches call themselves fat when they weigh 110 pounds, i hate how bitches are snobby and talk shit about other bitches all the time

hows it feel?

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we all hate the guys that continusly call women bithchs
i dont c where any woman has called any guy a bastard in this thread
bet u dont get much p___y ,with that mouth of ur,s

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Originally Posted by mamma puffpuff420

we all hate the guys that continusly call women bithchs
i dont c where any woman has called any guy a bastard in this thread
bet u dont get much p___y ,with that mouth of ur,s

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his term for women is working exactly as he planned, 'bitches' makes you feel insulted.... which is obviously what he's going for...

i call my woman a 'bitch' all the time, but it's more like 'you're my bitch, or else and you do what i say when i say blah blah' but she likes it... lol i'm drunk, had to share.

i hate when a guy will date a few times, and think he owns me or something...sorry guys, i have a life too, and you are not going to change that because you went out with me a couple of times...

i hate when guys get violent/loud/agressive...my father was an abusive drunk. i do not want to be yelled at/pushed pulled/threatened/hit kicked slapped. that's why i've studdied martial arts for 14 years...

to the violent guys that beat their girls...get a life. only pussies prey on those weaker than their selves...

to all the guys that don't meet this profile...rock on babes...luv ya all!

love, kp :p