Stupid Supermarket workers

So this is a story of something that happened years back, decided I would post about it...

So I used to work construction, on lunch hour we would stop at a shopping center, get lunch, hang out for an hour, etc.. So we get there this one day, and I gotta take a wicked dump, so I see the supermarket is right there so I figure go in, take a crap then go get lunch.. So i walk directly to the back of the store, go to the bathroom, then start to walk through the store, on the way out i stick my hand in my pocket, take out a ciggarette from the pack without taking the pack out of my pocket, and put the smoke behind my ear and head for the door.

Well as I get to the door some dipshit worker walks up to me and tells me. "sir I saw you put something into your pocket, what was it?" I'm like, nothing kid, i just took a smoke out and put it in my ear as i pull the ciggarette out of my ear and put it in his face..

He replies, no I saw you put something in your pocket, would you mind showing me what ya got in your pockets..

So I think to myself hehehehe, I got some funny shit in my pockets because I am at work, this should be fun, on top of the fact i am wearing cargo pants and i got 6 pockets to empty.

So i empty one pocket, was like money and stuff, empty another pocket got ciggarettes and lighter, go into another pocket, got two knives because i am at work and always need a knife. At this point my hands are pretty full so i tell him "here hold this" I hand him my money, ciggarettes and knives.

Then I pull a few latex gloves out of my pocket because i had been doing somehting with chemicals so I had them hany, i drop the latex gloves in his hand. Finally I only have one pocket with something left in it.. so I stick my hand in and... pull out like a half ounce of weed and tell him and this is all i got in my pockets, happy now?"

He looks at the bag of weed, then at the handfull of knives and latex gloves, shoves them back into my hand and sez uhh uhh sorry and turned around and went away lol..

i then continued with my lunch break, stupid supermarket workers!

haha, thats a funny story

why did you pull out the bag of weed that seems a bit silly to prove a point.

Dude, hes just doing his job, i work ina supermarket and beleive me we are just covering our own asses, its us that get blamed if shit goes missing.

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Originally Posted by deftdrummer

why did you pull out the bag of weed that seems a bit silly to prove a point.

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i did it cause i could ;) Also i figured it would be the perfect addition to the handfull of knives and latex gloves.

and yeh i know they jsut doin their jobs, but if they were actually watching they would have seen a empty hand go into a pocket and pull a ciggarette out. I had no hard feelings, i was just having fun with the kid ;)

Seriously if that had been me id me like "split it or a i call the cops" But then im dry AND a complete arsehole.

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Originally Posted by Cassiopiea

Seriously if that had been me id me like "split it or a i call the cops" But then im dry AND a complete arsehole.

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heh ya know I prolly do the same, but if the guy pulled two knives out his pocket I might think twice ;)

I'd be like "Nice stash man, hook a brotha' up?" or something to let him know I was a fellow stoner.

thats freakin hilarious, i laughed out loud, and had to convince everyone else in the room i was "just reading fark.com"

kl man thats funny, i thought that story was going a different way like u was a murderer or summthin as u pulled out knives and latex gloves lol

woo i got my motion avator workin yea!

Yah I work at a supermraket too. I see people steal shit all the time I honestly don't give a shit. Supermarkets are the easiest jobs ever and everyone steals shit there be it donuts or bread.

LOL
love it
fuck the man, anyway, searching you.

great story

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Originally Posted by Pezzo

kl man thats funny, i thought that story was going a different way like u was a murderer or summthin as u pulled out knives and latex gloves lol

woo i got my motion avator workin yea!

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yeah i wondered what he had to be thinking about the knives and latex gloves :D somone pulling latex gloves out of their pocket is a bit.. creepy lol