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Have you ever had that moment where you couldn't figure out why the fuck (insert item) wasn't working correctly? Share them.
About 2 months ago I was trying to sign on AIM and just couldn't figure out why it wasn't letting me. I would enter in the password about 40 times before I realized the number lock wasn't on.
thats a good one! i stopped at a green light once... there were no cars on the road, and it was really late, so i kinda zoned out, good times
unfourtantely has happened to me aswell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Black Water Park
I feel like i'm always scuffing my shoe on the ground, slightly tripping myself up when i'm walking around campus blazed. I always think to myself, "what the fuck was that."
One time I was driving and was wondering why everything was so blurry...I had my glasses on. That's when my friend said "are you gonna turn on the wipers"....it was raining REALLY hard.:D
I almost stopped at a greenlight today in the middle of rush hour...
Ive tried to pour drink with the lid still on the bottle before
One time, I get high and put in family guy season 3 DVD 1. I try pressing the "menu" button, of course it won't let me skip through the previews. I watched about 5min of a preview for "Office Space" when I realize "hey, ain't I supposed to be watchin' family guy?" So I tried fast forwarding it, that didn't work, so I tried pressing "menu" again. Then I decide maybe the DVD players not on and I'm watching TV? So I turn it on and off for a lil while tryin' to figure out why the fuck I can't watch family guy. I just put in a different disk that let me skip the 10min preview for "Office Space".
Later on, I figured out that I have to press the channel up/down button (universal remote) to change scenes, and thats the only way to skip the preview. What a cruel joke...
LMFAO...Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
I have done that before as well. I never thought I would ever forget to breath, but it has happened to me. I tends to happen when I'm falling asleep sometimes.
Last year I lived in a third-floor apartment and could see the trash spot from a window in the kitchen. I thought I'd save some time by throwing the garbage bag out the window to the spot, and I knew I'd only have to avoid the power line.
Got it stuck on the power line and had to tape a mop to a broom to I don't even remember what else, and hang out the window and shove at it for about half an hour til I got the bag down.
Luckily it was around 4 am and not too many people were out
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Originally Posted by Billionfold
u gotta be super stoned to forget to breathe....
I lost my grinder at a party coz i got too high. Apparently a friend picked it up for me, i still could get it back, hopefully i will.
I forgot that a bottle needs a lid on it so that it wont pour over you.
I was sitting there and I just tipped a bottle of water over myself
I was so angry, lol.
I lost my lighter and searched the whole house before I realized it was in my hand the whole time.:confused:
I constantly lose my things, lighters, green, car keys, cell phones you name it and I misplace it.
LOL, now that's funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassiopiea
it was kinda late at night, driving down the road, I told my wife she was speeding and we were both a little fucked up, we were in a 25, dutchie lit and smoking away, and she was going 40 so I said hey babe slow it down your going 40 in a 25, your aching to get pulled over.... so she slowwed down and then started speeding back up.... so I said let me drive and she said, I'll just put the cruise control on, so she did and the shit did not want to take. So there she is, smashing the cruise control button, fucking thing doesnt want to work..... and its a 2006 honda civic so we didn't think it was the car fucking up but said I would take it to the dealer tomorrow, she leaves to work with the car and then calls me up and says, you know why the cruise control wasn't working and why you thought I was going 40 an hour but I wasn't? I said, yeah why? and she goes, cause the spedometer was set to kilometers and not miles per ....whoops
i started the coffee pot and did a few things. Came back and there is coffee dripping off the counter onto the floor. Shit, I start the coffee maker whitout the carafe in. Had to clean up coffee from all over the counters and floor. Best part I starting telling my friend. She laughs and told me I smoked too much since I did the same thing last week. Which I did not remember at all.
i think the worst pothead blunder happened to me i just bought a bag of some reallnice dank buds. i break up a bunch to smoke and then all the sudden i sneeze and the weed goes flying all over the place and i cant find any of it cause the buds were almost the same color as the floor and they woulda been stuck in the carpet anyway but that sucked bigtime. not the only time ive done that. and one time i was over at a friends house and i was hittin the bong then all the sudden he yells PURPLE PONY and for somereason i just cracked up and laughed while i was taking a hit and bong water went flying everywhere that alsot sucked.
I get the squints like a motherfucker when I smoke. A few times I've been outside when it was bright without sunglasses and I couldn't figure out why everything was so blurry, i was like man this is some good weed to fuck my vision up this bad. Turns out my eyes were so squinted I was looking through my eyelashes lol. I felt like a jackass. Its happened more than once too....
one day me and a few friends were sitting at a stop light, we were way in the back.so were just chillin behind this truck thats infront of us.we sit there for about 4 minutes and nobody says anything about why this light is taking so long because were stoned.we see the light change a few times and were just like "what the fuck".then a guy walks up to the truck in front of us and puts gas in it and drives away and then we realized that there was nobody in the car infront of us so we were just sitting there in traffic:rasta:
OH THE HUMANITY!Quote:
Originally Posted by D.Boone
I lit a fire once and used dried leaves to start it. It was a windy night. Chunks of firy leaves went flying straight at my (sober, a little drunk) friend. Oops. She wasn't amused.
Something I do every once and a while. I put the milk in the cabnet and the cereal in the fridge
Yeah, i fucking hate finding my potato chips in the fridge. Greasy salty food is not good cold, unless its fried chicken. Sometimes when I find where I actually put shit it just blows my mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by RedLocks
just a few nights ago, i was watching an old vhs tape of ABC's report on LSD rise (back in the 90's) and it also had anti-drug/neutral/pro-drug segments from various shows, a 1988 Rainbow Gathering documentary, some other cool things.. and the pause between them of static and the bluwerp of image scrolling till it fixes itself (you know how VHS''s are) (Also theres some funny segments about Suddam Hussien(sp?) and the Gulf War.)
well.. after I got done watching it, I hit stop and normal television was on.. and I saw Saturday night live and it had "Bill Clinton" and some other old crap going on and I thought it was still the tape. I kept hitting the stop button, ejected the tape. Removed the DVD from the player. Made sure the other VCR was off. Double checked the lines.. yup normal tv.
I finally realized it was just a repeat. God damn 'Best of'. :P
I was once waiting to cross the street at a 4 way stop light stop. Instead of walking when the light was red, I decided to walk when it was green. There I am, strolling across the street wondering why dozens of cars were heading straight for me, oh, that's right, because I'm an idiot and I decide to cross when the light is green! Not red! :p
Yeah, I know, dumb, but I was high, so it was funny.
Not too long ago I was leaving a friends house late at night, trying to make my way back home.. (I was leaving early the next morning for a trip with some people).. so I ended up driving home at around 3 in the morning. I get to my car which is parked at an exxon station nearby..get into the car, which i had left unlocked, and realize...fuck. my keys. where the fuck are my keys. So I'm sitting there, stoned as hell, it's 3 AM...at a gas station with a few suspicious truck drivers and some employees..freaking out about my keys. At this point I thought they were lost at my friends house..or fallen out in someone's car.
Time goes by and now I'm thinking about calling a friend who lived nearby.
But I get out of the car for some fresh air
And I see them, laying on the ground..my car keys.
I was just like....well shit. Then I left, and made it home safely.