Pissing outside

Alright, my girlfriend thinks I'm odd because I enjoy urinating outside. I don't know why, but if I bring the dog out to use the john, and I notice I need to go to, I'll just do it in the backyard. I just love being able to piss outside. It's great to be a guy.

Well that was random.

DUDE! haha I feel the exact same way.
Sometimes I'll piss out my window.
Usually in the morning with my pecker saluting.
But seriously, the world was made to be urinated on. It brings us closer to nature.
It feeds the earth.

i piss outside when im drunk and too fucked up to aim at the toilet. i am all dizzy and id piss everywere.

its human nature...we havent pissed in porclain bowls forever :p

That is how I feel though when I do it. It is really like this bonding with nature, maybe it is just refreshing to revert back to basic instincts sometimes. It is good to know I am not alone.

Ever feel a cold breeze on your cock and balls? Now that's freedom:D

hmm...its cool when dudes do it...but its kinda creepy when chicks piss behind the bush...

Chicks CANT piss outside thats creepy, cranking a squat behind the bush. Guys can piss where they like however

lol...i dunno maybe cause they gotta piss with so much effort that makes it awkward for me...the whole bending down or squating thing...i feel kinda sorry for them :p

:D No way you alone on that one.I find it a real high on its own just taking a piss outside.To me,its like a freedom thing.A feeling of being as one with nature.I just love the sound of my piss hitting the grass.Mind you ,i go out of my way to make sure im alone(LOL):D

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Originally Posted by yourfreind

.I just love the sound of my piss hitting the grass

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ur a wierdo....

There's nothing exciting about pissing outside, I guess I just don't feel the thrill, but I have done it before but only because I didn't feel like going inside since I was already outside.

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Originally Posted by dryst

ur a wierdo....

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Thanks dryst:D

when my little boy was like 4, i had tought him how to piss on a bush or something outside when he was getting potty trained so he wouldn't just piss himself if he were outside away from a bathroom. So one day we go to TGI Fridays and have to wait a while to be seated so we are chillen out front.. I turn around and there he is with his little pecker out pissing on a bush by the front door of the place.. oops

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Originally Posted by RedLocks

when my little boy was like 4, i had tought him how to piss on a bush or something outside when he was getting potty trained so he wouldn't just piss himself if he were outside away from a bathroom. So one day we go to TGI Fridays and have to wait a while to be seated so we are chillen out front.. I turn around and there he is with his little pecker out pissing on a bush by the front door of the place.. oops

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reminds me of big daddy, when the kid goes to school and pisses in the potted tree :D

got my parenting skills from big daddy and family guy ;)

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Originally Posted by JaggedEdge

Alright, my girlfriend thinks I'm odd because I enjoy urinating outside. I don't know why, but if I bring the dog out to use the john, and I notice I need to go to, I'll just do it in the backyard. I just love being able to piss outside. It's great to be a guy.

Well that was random.

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Ha ha! That's funny. :thumbsup:

The only time I piss outside is if I have to go and there is no washroom near by. I'm not shy about it, but I won't just whip it on a corner or nothing. I'll just face a tree and in 30 seconds all my bladder worries are washed away, into yellow snow. :p

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

Two chicks were walking down the street and all of sudden BAM they gotta piss. Of course, there was no restrooms near by and they had to piss bad. So they walk a little further and stumble upon a graveyard. They each find a tall tombstone and take their piss. After they're done they realize they have nothing to wipe with. The one chick uses her panties, but the other girls panties were an expensive pair, so she used a wreath that was hanging on the tombstone. Then they go home. The next morning, the boyfriends of the girls are talking on the phone. One says, "These girls night out are gonna have to stop. Last night my girl came home without her panties!"
The other says, "That's nothing! Last night my girl came back with a card stuck between her cheeks that said,
'From everyone at the firestation, we'll miss you!'"

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lol that was funny

When ya gotta go...

on a cold morning its cool to see the steam rise from
the hot urine stream.

There is nothing wrong with it. if you are in the woods or whatever who gives a shit. If you are in a real public place then thats wierd just find a bathroom.

You have no idea how much I wish I could pee outside like a guy. It's just not fair.

i only piss outside when im too far from a toilet or when im drunk off my ass. like last night, after my company holloween party i was too lazy to go to the bathroom so i opened that window up and let it fly.

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Originally Posted by JaggedEdge

Alright, my girlfriend thinks I'm odd because I enjoy urinating outside. I don't know why, but if I bring the dog out to use the john, and I notice I need to go to, I'll just do it in the backyard. I just love being able to piss outside. It's great to be a guy.

Well that was random.

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hahaha i do the same thing! it's also fun to piss of balconies and high up places.

i love to piss outside, it a freedom kinda thing, bonding with mother nature and pissing all over her :D

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Originally Posted by dryst

ur a wierdo....

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OMFG yes yes he is LOL

because of this post, I am going to step out in my back. Start taking a leak and walk backwards. Just so I can know the feeling.

but yeah, sometimes if I see a snail or a lizard on the bush, I'll purposly aim for it.

i love pissing outside and always have, dont know why i enjoy it, but im not ashamed

Haha this thread's hillarious.. yeah I piss outside sometimes. It's nothing special though.. I piss where I gotta piss

Pissing outside is definitely a freedom thing. You dont even have to aim!

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Originally Posted by JaggedEdge

Alright, my girlfriend thinks I'm odd because I enjoy urinating outside. I don't know why, but if I bring the dog out to use the john, and I notice I need to go to, I'll just do it in the backyard. I just love being able to piss outside. It's great to be a guy.

Well that was random.

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Sometimes, when i'm drunk, i just walk down the empty sidewalk at night, with my wang hanging out, pissing. It rules..

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Originally Posted by Pipe Dreams

Pissing outside is definitely a freedom thing. You dont even have to aim!

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i dont aim anywayz...

shit when u gotta go, you gotta go

better the bush/wall/etc than on yourself

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Originally Posted by JaggedEdge

Alright, my girlfriend thinks I'm odd because I enjoy urinating outside. I don't know why, but if I bring the dog out to use the john, and I notice I need to go to, I'll just do it in the backyard. I just love being able to piss outside. It's great to be a guy.

Well that was random.

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Boy am I glad you brought this up. I was beginning to get pissed (excuse the pun) because we would drive in,get out of the vehicle and what would my husband do? PEE. Like we don't have toilets to do that in.:rolleyes: Granted we have privacy and a large property but he pees when and where he wants.
I just think it's an odd male call of nature thing.

I think it is gross when anyone pees near me, especially if it is outside. If they are peeing they need to be at least five trees away and behind a bush and I need to make other noises so I don't hear the peeing noise. If they have to go #2 then they had better be like 25-30 trees away from me. Ew.

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Originally Posted by TheSmokingMonkey

I think it is gross when anyone pees near me, especially if it is outside. If they are peeing they need to be at least five trees away and behind a bush and I need to make other noises so I don't hear the peeing noise. If they have to go #2 then they had better be like 25-30 trees away from me. Ew.

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We need a plain laughing icon here. That is funny as heck. LOL

Yeah, it's a good feeling.

It just feels like it grounds you to reality, it's natural and the way it has been since forever. Anywhere is a good toilet in nature.

When I was a kid I was peeing behind a shed and was trying to see how high my aim was.I ended up peeing all over my head. Needless to say I didn't play that game again!

Peace

Buddy:stoned:

same here sometimes if im in the kitchen and im right next to the backdoor i leak outside its total freedom,

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

Two chicks were walking down the street and all of sudden BAM they gotta piss. Of course, there was no restrooms near by and they had to piss bad. So they walk a little further and stumble upon a graveyard. They each find a tall tombstone and take their piss. After they're done they realize they have nothing to wipe with. The one chick uses her panties, but the other girls panties were an expensive pair, so she used a wreath that was hanging on the tombstone. Then they go home. The next morning, the boyfriends of the girls are talking on the phone. One says, "These girls night out are gonna have to stop. Last night my girl came home without her panties!"
The other says, "That's nothing! Last night my girl came back with a card stuck between her cheeks that said,
'From everyone at the firestation, we'll miss you!'"

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hahahahah, that was one of the best jokes ive heard in a while