Man cats and dogs are like totally diffrent man

So Im sittin here pretty damn stoned, been smokin zong bowls to the head by myself for around 2 hours now, goin pretty steeady.

Anyways, Im watchin my two pittbulls and my cat, and dude! Theyre totally NOT alike.

I got all 3 of them around the same time, the pitts are brother and sister

Nero
Star
and Lord Catburger


Cats are like hella more sophistocated than dogs

Nero acts like the true stoner dog he is, Star is hyper as FUCK, but Catburger just chills man.

My girl has a chuiuaua that thinks its a hardass, and the cat beats its ass on the regular

Dogs are mans best friend, but they can be so STUPID!:confused:

I mean hell, 98% of dogs being stupid is funny as hell though.

Cats dont do funny stuff.

hahhahahahhahaahhahahahahahaha

btw dude i really want a zong whered you get yours.

yeah, cats are too laid back to do anything stupid

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Originally Posted by Fan o KmK

btw dude i really want a zong whered you get yours.

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Well Im not entirely sure. My girlfriends parents gave it to her, and it got taken over here to my house, now it stays here :D

House Rabbits are th kings of animals, they dont take no shit, and they are smooooooooth pimp daddies.

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Originally Posted by Cassiopiea

House Rabbits are th kings of animals, they dont take no shit, and they are smooooooooth pimp daddies.

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I dunno man, my pitt puppy Nero is that bad motha fucka

Sure cats do fun stuff.. wtf are you talking about?!


Just go on youtube and search for funny cats .. You'll get many good clips..

you guys ever see that dog on "ripleys believe it or not" that could do math equations by barking the right number of times for the correct answer?

Dogs arent dumb. They're just very simple versions of us. That's why people like them. They're people without all the bullshit. Just pure, genuine beings.

obviously cats and dogs are different they are 2 different types of animals im glad u finally noticed though

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Originally Posted by 187

obviously cats and dogs are different they are 2 different types of animals im glad u finally noticed though

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Dude don't be a dick, you're not smart.

My cats are always doing something stupid, sometimes you have to help them along though. Give them something to play with and it can be funny. We got this string toy one time and one of our cats loved it. He literally slept with the thing, if he went to go eat the toy was with him. Than the other cat ate trough the string and broke it. We got him another and that one managed to break too. Cheap pieces of shit. The other day I was sitting here stoned and the cat decided to jump off the big kennel onto the tv. I couldn't grib the t.v. flew off of it and ran smack into the wall. He ran over to me and stoped and just stood there with this WTF expression on his face. I fucking love watching my cats, but granted they just sleep most of the day. The dog does that too though.

That was the funniest thing I ever read.

hahaha thats awesome

i know what you mean though, they have totally different thinking patterns.
but cats are funny little mockers man, my buddys cat gets real happy and excited in the presence of people. The more people are around in the house, the crazier he gets! I remember the last party we had over there, the cat was the main attraction until the dancin' got goin'. He would sneak up on people's feet and when you tried to catch him he'd start jumping all over the place. He pretty much acted like whoever he bothered was going to run at him and eat him or something. He'd also constantly go up to people and lick their faces...at some point he was licking this girl's cleavage. Classic times from the pimp of the party! :thumbsup:

His name was Twister by the way...and it suited him perfectly.

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Originally Posted by Pipe Dreams

Dude don't be a dick, you're not smart.

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didn't say i was that was just really stupid