answer the persons dumb question above u with a dumb answer then ask a dumb question ur self...and so on and so on
what would jesus do?
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answer the persons dumb question above u with a dumb answer then ask a dumb question ur self...and so on and so on
what would jesus do?
Magic tricks
When your asleep, do you wake up to cough, or is it involuntary and you remain asleep?
Shut up, I'm trying to sleep.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
i thought it got hit tryin to cross the road...
why is snow so cold?
There are no dumb questions...........
.............Just dumb people.
why dont white people call themselves immigrants
Because its Friday.
Why is it Friday?
because its friday...
Why is the site theme green?
Cause its green.
why do people smoke weed?.
Because it gets you high. DURRRRR.
How many sheep does it take to make maple syrup?
I don't know...I have a hard time counting sheep. :D
Did the pizza I just eat taste good?
i dunno, you ate it, not meQuote:
Originally Posted by MacWQ33
if i cut off my thumbs, could i learn to spark a lighter with another finger?
Yeah, I use my index. It gives me more control over the flame.
How much is pie? Not the mathematical symbol, the baked good.
1.75 including tax
where is my fucking sock???
on the counter next to the pi (the math symbol)
Why is the sky so high up?
So we don't bump our heads. ;)
If god created life, who created god?
the first man to smoke weed created him
why does elmo always talk about saskatchewan
because he can't spell it an therefore can't WRITE about it.
why does the clock go slower on friday afternoons?
because everythings slower on fridays
Why are we different colors?
the giant potatoe decided we should be different colors
Why are the flying monkies in my mind learning to be ninjas?
So they can kill you.
Why do poople peep?
So they can see other poople's big ass tittays.
How does dryst think of all these crazy threads?
He's the owner of ogrish.com
Why am I called a man whore If Im addicited to sex?
because you like it in the butt
whats the deal with the creapo clowns
They have come to molest you
What would Jesus do when high?
eat all the holy bread
who makes the holy bread?
Mice.
do lab rats have diplomas?
Yes, look at Whitney Houstin
Do you travel high above surface?
By smoking the ganj
Are there midgets in the attic?
yes in lilliput
why is there a sell by date on SOUR cream?
Incest!!!
Why am I having touble genetically splicing cannabis with cabbage?
Why the fuck would you wanna do that, dude?
Why do men have nipples?
becuase all of the girls that like me, have a nipple fetish, and if i didnt have nipples, they would have to be lesbians
why do i fall in love so damn easy?
Because you're a male human being who produces million of sperms everyday.
Why does Satan get such a bad rep?
who knows...
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why dose god have such a good reputation
Because his leather is so soft
Why did Freddy not kill Jason?
dryst i hope hope you fucking perish you little shit how dare you attack the pontiff of pot.. your belligerent post may be deleted already but fuck you and your skeezer m.i.l.f mom
because freddy's a puss....
why is it called a driveway when you park on it, and a parkway when you drive on it?
thats america for ya :D
why does the yeag like incest with his great grand father?...
cause the yeag is the yeag and he smiles real beag, when he commits incest with his great grandfather
lol
why do i like to get high so much?