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Remember the time i told u my bro nicked my plant and i knew he had it but he still denied it? Well hes nicked my fucking beer now! I know he has it but i dont know where he has it and i dont know how to get it back coz hes tellin me he hasnt got it! I tried everythin.
On another note i know how to roll but mine look like shit, i know practice makes perfect n all but can someone give me a DETAILED guide mabey wiv some pics or point me to a website.
thanx ppl happy tokin!:rasta:
well there is a rolling tutorial stickied in the recreational section... i think.
but bassically what you do is this:
cut the weed up with scissors very finely, and take all the stems out.
you should cut it over a peice of computer paper, so it all shows
then procede to fill the paper with the broken up bud
then, using the side of the paper closest to you, roll it up and down along side the opposite side of the paper.. lol i know that was confusin but basically your just shaping the bud so taht its tubular shaped. then just ... FUCK im sorry i tried to explain cuz im WAYYYYY to high to attmpt to explain ho0w to roll. but just, practice makes perfect. try to make on end have like half a cm of no weed. and then have the other end the fattest part filled. so you've got a cone with a roach
Your brother is gay, therefore I cant reply :).
lol thx confusig but i get it, therefore i cant reply? whats that mean
I mean I cant help you, muuwahahahahaha.
o, thats kl thx
No tutorial in the world will teach you to roll well. You have to practice untill you get it. Once you get the 'tuck' you can roll.
ye thats the bit i cant do lol
It's so easy, one day I'll make a video showing how I do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pezzo
kl man let me know where u post it thx
You can't read your way to it..
You have to watch someone roll.. That's how I became the master roller.. I watched everyone, and then rolled when I was alone..
Now, I roll for everyone!:D
Dude, you need to get back at your bro and make him stop stealing your shit. I'd be fucking pissed if I had a brother that did shit like that to me. Steal his shit, but also get him back more.
No...you know what. Upper-deck his ass. Yes, thats right. Shit in the top part of his toilet. It will clog the toilet making brown water come up, and smell like shit, its also a pain to get rid of.
Thats what you GOTTA do man. Steal his shit, and upper-deck his ass. If he gets mad just be like "dude I fucking warned you stop fucking taking my shit or I will retaliate" oh yeah, warn him before you do it. Like, "gimme back my fucking beer or you'll regret it"
yes, you have to learn by watching someone.
so do most of you guys roll joints or blunts?? the only things i mess with are garcia vega games and honey dutches. always roll with only my hands, no blade to split the cigar and no table is needed to roll on.
kl guys i get onto it directly lol download some vids or somethin aswell
I made the video, now I gotta figure out how to compress it and host it lol. I'm sorry, it might not be that well liked. I was buzzin strong. Wasn't that high but I was a bit under the influence and it was a bit harder than I expected to roll another blunt lol! I'll get it up some how soon.
take a bat and fuck his ass up, and with every swing of the bat say "dont" thing swing again then say "steal" swing "my" swing "shit" that outa take care of hiz sticky fingas
make an account on youtube and upload it there...Quote:
Originally Posted by orangeman
oh yeah, if your brother taking your shit is a common occurance bitch slap his ass lol.. i know what i said on the plant thread, but that was just about that one thing....
i say upperdeck him as well <.<
dont retailate with violence... that shit is messed up... stoners should be peaceful people to help witht he legilization of weed... wait, he jacked you plant, then your beer, if it was cheap beer beat the crap out of him, and make him give you back the plant, and then make him give you back the beer he stole, like the same exact brand... and then after that... make him go buy you the most expensive beer in you closest store... and then kick his ass agin... theifs fucking suck... i had my ESP(guitar) stolen from me... and my dad also isnt giving me back my yamaha and kay(acustic guitars) back, so ive basicaly have had 3 guitars stolen from me... and the yamaha and esp.... were both like $350 usd each... one of them i bought mostly with my own monney, and the yamha was givin to me by my ex, whos granpa gave to her.... makes me fucking pissed off and sad....
u are very helpfull cept i dont do violence, never have. i was brought up to walk away and just ignore ppl while my freinds beat ppl up including me if anyone started anythin. my friends were respected and i was beaten up. i took this till i left school and now only realize that if i smacked someone in the face when they started (like my bro) he wouldnt be stealin now! too late now tho as he thinks he hard and my mum goes fukin mental on me if i hurt him and i dont like upseting my mum so ... im fucked now! I basically fucked up in school i listend to everyone! I said no to cannabis because the teachers said it was bad! fked off bout it now
put a little piece of lettuce in your bag of smoke... the smoke will fluff up a bit and make rolling considerably easier...
lettuce? wtf please explain. How do u guys upload moving avators mines stationary yet barts supposed to write el barto with the spray can i dont get it.
Dude your bro seams like a bit of an ass hole, he is stealing from you and your ment to be his family, that shit aint right... If you dont speak to him about it he will contiue stealing from you and things can end up been real messy at the end, wich you dont want...Hope you get this solved soon as possible dude..
Dosent that put mostuire back into the weed?? Im sure it does, could be wrong tho,so feel free to correct me...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skink
try rolling a joint with tobacco,it is fluffy and will roll easier...Quote:
Originally Posted by Pezzo
your moving avatar has to be a certain size or it will freeze... So yours is just to big,try another...
yes it will add moisture and if yur weed is dry it is more dificult to roll...Quote:
Originally Posted by smok3y
below is a pic of how much to use per 5 grams of weed... if your weed is moist then obviously U dont need to do this...
try this one...Quote:
Originally Posted by Pezzo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUu2bxakS10
Sorry, I had to degrade the quality so low just so it could fit on YouTube. The original .avi was 1 GB big :eek:. Once I find a way to lower the file size I'll upload that to my ftp and make it avaliable for dl :).
edit: Dammit, I didnt notice it wasnt complete, I must've exited while it was uploading. Ah well, I'll fix later. Just enjoy it for now haha.
lol orangeman how damn long is the video? shouldn't be anywhere near a gig... try lowering the fps of the recording device if it's above 25... other then that lol i dunno what you're doing wrong
hey i watched the video. thx. UPDATE: MY bros now nicked my weed! But im happy coz i found out from videos that i was rolling wrong lol. I used to roll the mix or tobacco ur supposed to roll the paper. It was much easier and i made a firm one! lol
i no i sound like im rambling on but, i posted a thread about my plant - the leaf went missin and left a big dent... well, i broke into my bros area literally and guess what. I found my leaf (i only have 4 leaves so this is a big deal) Also i get free drinks from work (carbonated) and i bought some worm castings and perlite for my soil...
My bro undid the screws holding the padlocked bolt onto the door, snuck in, ripped the leaf off the plant, NICKED it, placed it in some carbonated water that he NICKED off me, ready to grow some roots, he then had a pot of soil ready to plant it in mixed with perlite that he NICKED from me and worm castings that he NICKED from me OMFG ive had it with him!
i cant do anythin bout it coz if i beat him up hell lie bout it if i ask him hell l ie if i tell him i found it ill get done for goin in his area! i cant tell mum as shell then no i grow weed
what a dick. I'd beat him if i were you. Use something hard and blunt. He will not steal again if you make him understand the consequences of his actions.
-p
3 of the plants i origionally planted are pretty much dead now so i only have that one left, fortunatly i had a backup plan - just incase i fucked up my first grow i had 3 more seeds in the fridge. I thought id plant them now as the chances of my last plant surviving and being female is slim...
My bros nicked the seeds!
he's gonna steal your girl next,,,LOLz...
Yea, wtf, dude? How do you just let all that sh*t happen? Did I miss it, or is he younger than you? I don't condone violence...but...if it's gotten this far, I'd have to say that you might wanna go crazy on his ass. Push him against the wall, pull out a nice, sharp blade and look at him with CRAZY in your eyes. "You steal one more thing from me, mother f*cker, and it will be your last act."
No I'm just kidding. Don't do that. He's your brother. But I'd say a good ass whooping is in order. I might even booby trap his room or something. Do some really crazy prank stuff to him that he won't be able to prove it is you. And keep it up for weeks...months...make him go crazy!
Ideas I have at the moment:
'Bunk' Bed - Loosen the screws on his bed just enough to make it squeak like hell and possibly fall apart later. That will drive him crazy for a few weeks.
Sticky Fingers - put some kind of glue...(superglue is too obvious) but some kind of light glue or even just some clear, sticky liquid onto his door knob, bathroom floor, or any other place he touches frequently. Not too much, just enough to make him be like "wtf, why is this so sticky?"
Arachnaphobia - Buy or catch a harmless spider or two, and send them to him. It would be nice if you could sneak in there while he is sleeping and put them on him, then sneak out...(oh and get a video of him freaking out)
That's all I could think of right now. I'm sure other people could come up with more stuff. Theiving fool. Or just punch him dead in the face and say "Stop stealing my sh*t or I will kick your ass even worse. And if you tattle, you wil regret it." <--yea, or that....
:rasta:
TGF
Hey thx man! love it, made me laugh. gna warn him, i no hll say what u talkin bout but ill just warn him then nxt time ill have cameras by then so nxt time ill catch him show it to him and deck his ass!Quote:
Yea, wtf, dude? How do you just let all that sh*t happen? Did I miss it, or is he younger than you? I don't condone violence...but...if it's gotten this far, I'd have to say that you might wanna go crazy on his ass. Push him against the wall, pull out a nice, sharp blade and look at him with CRAZY in your eyes. "You steal one more thing from me, mother f*cker, and it will be your last act."
No I'm just kidding. Don't do that. He's your brother. But I'd say a good ass whooping is in order. I might even booby trap his room or something. Do some really crazy prank stuff to him that he won't be able to prove it is you. And keep it up for weeks...months...make him go crazy!
Ideas I have at the moment:
'Bunk' Bed - Loosen the screws on his bed just enough to make it squeak like hell and possibly fall apart later. That will drive him crazy for a few weeks.
Sticky Fingers - put some kind of glue...(superglue is too obvious) but some kind of light glue or even just some clear, sticky liquid onto his door knob, bathroom floor, or any other place he touches frequently. Not too much, just enough to make him be like "wtf, why is this so sticky?"
Arachnaphobia - Buy or catch a harmless spider or two, and send them to him. It would be nice if you could sneak in there while he is sleeping and put them on him, then sneak out...(oh and get a video of him freaking out)
That's all I could think of right now. I'm sure other people could come up with more stuff. Theiving fool. Or just punch him dead in the face and say "Stop stealing my sh*t or I will kick your ass even worse. And if you tattle, you wil regret it." <--yea, or that....
TGF
put it on the internet aswell muhahahahahah