the most unnatural thing thats happend while high?

well i have quite a few. one time i was drawing, and i needed a specific color. i was sitting on the floor, searching through my box of pencils looking for the "crimson red" which i hadnt used yet all day. as i was seraching through the box, i heard the sound of a pencil dropping behind me. i turned around and there was my crimson red, just sitting there when it had not been there before.

another time, i got up to kill a fly sitting on the wall, and was walking towards it with the swatter, but before i got close enough to it, it dropped dead to the ground.

yesterday, i was with my friend and we had probly smoked something like eight bowls at that point, when we saw a stink bug. i grabbed it by the antenna and it starting buzzing its wings as if it was flying! the weirdest thing was, it didnt make any commotion, it didnt react to me picking it up, and it didnt try to fight free of my grasp, it just was flapping its damn wings, and im pretty sure that it thought it was flying. he did this for 10 minutes or more, so i had time to find my camera.

i was sitting in a park on the swings with my buddy blazin a fat blunt, Just as we roach it we see this guy walking down the railroad tracks. Now this was no normal guy he was in a buisness suit carrying a briefcase lol you wouldent think youd every see a buisness worker all dressed up walkin the railroad track. BUT it gets better as he got close we noticed it was out best friends dad ! lol we laughed for days about that one.

My friend and I were driving back from our spot where we smoke. We were pretty stoned and we wer going across the bridge, and someone had ran over a peacock! It was still alive and some hippie dude brought it to the side of the road and was trying to get it to chill out. Me and my friend just sat in the road staring, then he realized we were holding up traffic. It was fucking weird.

Not last summer but the one before that me and my friend nick were driving down to the river from our place smokin a j. we were hella high and had the windows down and everything. and somehow a freeking bird that was flying in the opposite direction kinda got partially sucked into the window but not enough to go into the car. so yeah this bird just smashes into the window divider right by my head and then gets sucked back outside. it was so weird i was just like "dude did that actually just happen?" and hes all like "huh? what?"...fuckin guy never saw it or anything.

Once apon a time, long long ago. It was a very quiet night, it had been snowing for many hours and I had just got off of work, so I decided to cash my bowl that I had hit before I went into work, lol. At the time I was driving this little hatchback geo metro. So I get on the road the there is virtually no one driving at all so the snow starts really coming down, I cant see a thing, and the only thing keeping me on the road is that im following the tracks of cars that had been on the road before me. When all the sudden, all I see if 2 rear legs of a deer jumping out of the way and barely clip it and go into what seemed to be forever fight to stay on the road as my car was going out of control. I finally came to a stop and gained my composure. I didnt bother to look for the deer because of the blizzard like conditions and I knew I had only barely knicked it. So back on the road I go, almost home, and the unthinkable happens before I know it all the see is a deer in 2 peices completely blocking the road and I had no choice but to plow through it. But to make a long story longer, I hit 2 deer in 10 minutes didnt kill neither of them, and all while high.

well for me to tell u 1 story i have to explain somthing.

well i wasnt there for this but to what my friends told me was that they saw sum guy walk down greenport trails with a sack and a shovel...a little while later they see him leave with just a shovel so my friends go up there, they said there was a hole big enuff for a body to be put into so they werent gunna check it out.

couple of days later we go up there and see another hole dug, this was late at night. so we stay at greenport sitting on this metal beam for about 3 hours just smokin away, and then we decide to head back to my friends house, this was late at night at like 11. sooo as were walking we hear screaming off in the distance. so were like OH SHIT and run,(just a fun fact: as I was runing i heard like rock music in my head)ok so we go behind a dumpster, and peak around the corner. Who do we see? the same guy who was burying shit. Im like Lets go lets go my friends like Hold up. So i stay there for like 2 mins my friends studying the guy. My friend relizes he has a bag and a shovel. then outta nowhere my friend shouts HE SAW US!! by that time i was fucking scared shitless so i start running and hear music again til were halfway across the highschool field. then we just walk the rest of the way to his house. Pretty freaky but it didnt kill my buzz at all so its all good lol

hahaha a few weeks ago i was smoking with some of my friends and my cousion, whom i havent seen in a long ass time showed up and to my supprise, he was a big pot head. Well we were hot boxing his car, driving on a road by the river and out of no where a fucking owl flew down and smacked into his brand new wind sheild. It was fucking insane! and a total buzz killer, it scared the high out of me.

A while back I was sitting at my computer, stoned as usual, just looking arround for nothing in particular.(I should probly also mention I live in Maine so its pretty woodsey where I am.) It was arround midnight and pitch black out and out of nowhere I hear this sound come from outside like "Rhaaaaaaaa...." and it didnt sound like anything i've ever heard before. It actually sent chills down the back of my spine. It was like this sound no human could make and theres no animal i've ever heard of that actually goes Rhaaaaaa. So anyway at this point im like "What the fuck was that!?" then it does it again, and again and a few more times at which point I decide to close the window because im so freaked out. Then despite closing the window the sound doesn't get any quieter, it actually got louder for a while which freaked me out even more. This went on for a few mone minutes untill it finally trailed off.

Me and Teh Sandman picked up 4grams of Orange Kush. We blazed that shit out of his fat ass steamroller and his bubbler. We were pretty damned blazed and we go get some food and come back up. As we are trying to find the remote to turn the fan off(He has a remote for this lights and ceiling fan) the lights turn off and the fan off also. Everytime we took a step or anything the lights and fan would flicker. IT was scary as shit and we later found the remote under his keyboard. It complete freaked us out

This must've been a really bad high, well it was, i smoked in a rush, and like only maybe an hour before my family got home so i was kinda scared they'd come home early...

so right after i hit my like 4th bowl. I started hearing, a like cat meow, like a really sad cat meow. kinda in parin.

and my cat is an outdoor and indoor cat, so aafter like a minute i go looking for him, and then it starts to get louder so i freak out and start looking more, then i decide hes not in my hours and i look out the front door, i run out, and he is on the street, and theres a cat, my cat, on the road, and a car coming towards it.i had bad perspetive and it was dark, and i see the car go right where the cat, then i cant see the cat, and its gone after the car passes by. Im way to confused and assume my cat ran to the side. So i go upstairs, and he's in my room. I nearly cried with shock. AHAAH i just wasnt expecting it.

I was walking past this dry cleaner at some random time of nite and i was pretty high at the time. It was kind of chilly out and right as I walked past my body let out this shiver and right as i shivered ALL the lights in the whole dry cleaners went out including the window signs and everything. I was buggin:D

This one happened this weekend, it was my first time to have brownies and needless to say i was realy fucking high, It was Friday night and I'm sitting in the kitchen getting some food and I turn around to the large window opposite the fridge and there was some one standing there and they took off running. So, naturally, I ran to my room and locked the door and pulled down the blinds. Then later I'm walking to the football game, still high, and I saw the guy sitting ontop of a wooden fence looking at me so I took off running. I get a weird feeling and turn around and he's gone. Once I'm at the game I don't see him some time after half time I leave and I see the guy drive buy in a hummer and stop infront of me so I took off running and i make it to my house with out seening him again. Later I whent and smoked a regular cigerette in my backyard, I feel a tap on my shoulder and I turn around and he's fucking standing there! I swing at him and he just dissapears, needless to say I'm not eating pot brownies from that freind again.

I live in the country down the road from a Ostrich farm. I was blazed as fuck sitting on my back tailgate as I hear someone screaming from the road, I look up and theres this old black guy running down the road chasing after an escaped ostrich as the ostrich began hauling ass down the dirt road. I stared in an amazement.

I've lots of unreal things happen, but seeing that pic of a bug reminded me of this: So I was smoking with some freinds and we see this spider crawling across the floor, being very stoned i promtly squished it. Here comes the weird part. We were all completely stoned and trying to firgure out what to do with the spider corpse. With a garbage can all the way in the other room and being lazy as hell I picked up the spider put it in the half burnt bowl of the bong and smoked it. I can say it tasted kind of like burnt toast.

Just about a month ago before I moved, a bird had flown into my big, living room window. I looked down and the wing looked broken and beyond repair. i went outside, checked it out, and the bird was so fucked up that there is no way it could fly again, so I pick it up an a towel, and I see that is slowly kind, dying, like it's eyes were glazing over (a sign that death is near). I didn't want him to suffer, so I took a near by bucket filled with water to put the guy out of his misery. I put the birds head in the bucket, and was about .5 second away from it's watery grave. Suddenly, it flies from my hand! Wing is now perfect and appears to be okay.

I read later on that is Robin's, when they hit a window or are shook up, they go into temporary shock that paralyzes them temporarly. I almost killed a bird! It was for the right reason though, I guess. :o

One time in June, I biked downtown to the local headshop, just finished smoking a fatty and this guy in this truck runs over the leg of a little puppy. I jumped off my bike and ran across the street and buddy got an earful from me. This guy puts a puppy in the back of his box in his truck, the thing jumps out, and he runs over it. Like, what a fucktard. Yeah, lets put an untied puppy in the back of the truck, that's really smart. The dog was shook up so bad he was shaking and pissed himself, poor bugger. The worst thing was, is the guy puts the puppy back into the box of his truck, and just sits there trying to figure out what to do. Hmmm, I don't know, a 5000lb machine just ran over a dogs leg, what should I do. :rolleyes: Idiots.

I don't know if this falls in this thread, but it was a mjor buzzkill man.

Well I wasnt high, but was on the way to my mates (where we would instantly proceed to smoke the 6 grams or so I had in my pocket). Anyway, walking down the road I see someone walking what I thought was a dog. Turns out it was a Shetland Pony on a leash.

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Originally Posted by Tom Swierzbinski

Well I wasnt high, but was on the way to my mates (where we would instantly proceed to smoke the 6 grams or so I had in my pocket). Anyway, walking down the road I see someone walking what I thought was a dog. Turns out it was a Shetland Pony on a leash.

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lmao sum1 walking a pony? wtf?

I was at a concert with a buddy and I said to him "I wish I could whistle like this" (with your thumb and index finger) and I went to put my fingers to my mouth to show him, and it worked. Really loudly. I could never get the hang of it before but now I know how to do it.

this happend like a while ago during summer

like around 12 or 1 me and my cuzin and my friend would go to my cuzins house to lite up. so it was after our like 4th or 5th bowl when i start hearing like the beep a truck makes when its backing up and theres no trucks around so i was like yo do u guys hear that and there like no so i was like wtf. after like that goes away i start hearing wut sounded like a baby laughing out of nothing and i ask my cuzin wtf it wus and he says it was a abused dog lol so i was laughing my ass of thinking wut kina dog sounds or barks or w.e it was doing like a baby laughing lol it was funny as fuck at the time cuz we were high as fuck:stoned:

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Originally Posted by ELANDO

A while back I was sitting at my computer, stoned as usual, just looking arround for nothing in particular.(I should probly also mention I live in Maine so its pretty woodsey where I am.) It was arround midnight and pitch black out and out of nowhere I hear this sound come from outside like "Rhaaaaaaaa...." and it didnt sound like anything i've ever heard before. It actually sent chills down the back of my spine. It was like this sound no human could make and theres no animal i've ever heard of that actually goes Rhaaaaaa. So anyway at this point im like "What the fuck was that!?" then it does it again, and again and a few more times at which point I decide to close the window because im so freaked out. Then despite closing the window the sound doesn't get any quieter, it actually got louder for a while which freaked me out even more. This went on for a few mone minutes untill it finally trailed off.

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dude!!
i live in maine too, and ive heard that shit!!!!
supposedly theres a new wolf-like creature thats been discovered in maine and its supposed to be the maker of that noise. ive heard it on more than one occasion man.. its a blood curdling scream dude its so fucked up. like a baby with very strong vocal cords being murdered...


man, someone smoked a spider? damn thats fuckin crazy haha

Oh man the second time i ever smoked. It was with my bro and his girlfriend. We were on our street just walking up on the sidewalk so my bro can get some air(he was kind of freakin out) and then the one time out of like a thousand years a cop car decides to drive down our street. Which is weird enough since you never see cop cars take the time to go down residential streets like that. But he past us right by and as soon as i saw that i freaked out soooo bad and we all just froze.

But he just drove right past us and turned the street. But that was some pretty freaky shit. : )

me and two of my good friends were smoking a bowl in a car in a really secluded forest area. the car was on for a while but after we smoked my friend turned off the ignition there was this really creepy sound in the woods like a bunch of zombies eating people.. some thing scary like that, we turned the car on and off again, and we realized it was some part of the engine making a strange sound as it shut off, but we were so high and it was so quiet it freaked us out.. it was actually kind of disappointing...life would be more fun with zombies i think

This happend today, i had just got done smoke a joint and whent down stairs to go to the park and i see the leafs need to be racked so i rack them up it takes like 45 minutes. I just get done putting the last bag away when all of a sudden a lite brezze picks up and a few leafs fall, im like damnnit and then it happens EVERY leaf left on the tree falls of and it looks like i did nothing! All i could say was Ah what the fuck

okay anothernfucke dup thing ahpepned today. right l;ike 15 seconds ago lol. well im pretty baked and threw my two gloves together in a ball randomly into the air.
in the air they split apart and the left glove landed on the handel of the leftmost dumbel on the ground.
the right glove landed on the right dumbles handel

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Originally Posted by NightProwler

okay anothernfucke dup thing ahpepned today. right l;ike 15 seconds ago lol. well im pretty baked and threw my two gloves together in a ball randomly into the air.
in the air they split apart and the left glove landed on the handel of the leftmost dumbel on the ground.
the right glove landed on the right dumbles handel

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Maybe you have a nice ghost that helps clean things up for ya? Train it to roll joints for you. Actually fuck that, train it to nick all the weed in the town.