What would you tell someone who is about to smoke or take weed for the first time. Advice, warnings, etc.......
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What would you tell someone who is about to smoke or take weed for the first time. Advice, warnings, etc.......
I would tell them that it was evil and bad and nasty, and that I wish that I hadn't been forced to take it up!!!
you gotta think about the supply and demand senario, man...ie, one more toker in this world = less available for the existing ones!!
i would tell them not to expect to get high their first few times ;D
*oops, double post*
tell em to inhale for chrissake
Im not sure why everyone thinks you dont get high your first time smoking..The first time i got high i smoked a half 8th out of bongs and blunts and was soo fucking ripped...Back onto subject i would say what my bro told me the first time i smoked with him "Toke Tell You Choke"
don't cough into the pipe
~007~
yeah, i always tell my homies to inhale the damn smoke. It seems like no one understands the concept of smoking cause they are so used to just doing the trendy ciggarrete smoke thing LoLQuote:
Originally Posted by lateralus
and expect to get blown outta yer mind if you toke till ya choke the first time.... thats the best (besides telling them its like crack for the kick-back populace so there will be more for me and dudes like Res Lmao)
Use a home-made gravity bong on em the first time. ^^ That'll make sure they get high, even if it's their first time. Thats what I did with my g/f's first time and she was smmaasshheedd. My first three times I used a pipe and I didnt get touched. Fourth time used a bong, BOOM. From then on I could use a pipe or joint, whatev, and I could get high. ^^
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i didnt get high my first five times.. i just got tired.Quote:
Originally Posted by Day Dreamin Faze
i've heard people say that, but when i was chillin with them they where stoned like a motherfucker. I think you just didnt realize you where high LoLQuote:
Originally Posted by BOgart.bitch
Yeah, exactly. It's like this --Quote:
Originally Posted by Bro DZ
"How ya feelin'?"
"Fine."
"You high?"
"Nope."
"What's on your mind?"
"I'm hungry. Like, do you have any cookies? Oreo cookies? With some ice cream? Yeah, like, a bag of Oreo cookies with about a half gallon of Cookie Dough ice cream ... wow, I'm really hungry ... what were we talking about?"
"I was asking you if you were high yet."
"Oh. Nope. Stuff doesn't work.";)
[email protected] true....
It's the same when someone takes a pill for the first time:
"I don't know if I'm getting anything," they say, as they look at you with eyes the size of saucers, and are perpetually jiggling around on the spot to an unheard tune...
:rolleyes:
The first time i took XtC i could tell,The first time i smoked i was stoned outta my mind,the first time i drank i got FUCKED UP,The first time i ate shroomies i tripped balls outta mind.
People just need to stop thinking somthing bad is going to happen,need to stop getting paranoid,and need to stop syking there mind out. YOU ARE STONED,YOU ARE DRUNK,YOU ARE ROLLING BALLS ON xTC,AND YOU ARE FRYING ON SHROOMS!
GOSH!!!
So, like, what arer you trying to say, Drink?Quote:
Originally Posted by Day Dreamin Faze
:p
All at once. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Day Dreamin Faze
Bring it on!!!!! :cool:
No just making a point,and i dont advise you to do all those things at once though it doesnt sound like a bad combo minus the alcohal.
I think it depends on your state of mind and you personality. If you're in any way addictive I'd steer well clear...otherwise enjoy but know your limits.
Just blaze a joint the first time its just enough to no "freak" out, i made this kid(don't worry he was 19 lol, not really a "kid") take some bong hits, not realizing he had never smoked b4, he was pretty fucked up, now he hates weed. I feel bad b/c no one should hate weed, its so amzn
I love weed and smoke all day every day but i still wouldn't advise anyone to start. I think I'll go and skin up right now actually.
that kid you blazed out is such a wiener LoLQuote:
Originally Posted by ImSooBlazed420
you should make fun of him for not liking pot :D
Yeah, you should, like, crowd round him, and chant:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bro DZ
"POT POT POT POT POT POT POT"
hehehehehe
Okies, sorry, I'm in 'EvIlReS' mood today...:D
U can tell the difference when u first smoke the first time i did i got smashed n felt sick n shit now i jus chill out its proper good :D
LOL I've had that conversation with people so many timesQuote:
Originally Posted by Byker
I smoked this chick out for the first time.. she was like "this weed isnt working.. i dont feel anything" so i was like "you sure?" then she started laughin really hard, for like 5 minutes, then i laughed and was like "now you sure its not working?" which made her start laughin uncontrollably for a few minutes again, then while she was laughing she kept sayin "what am i laughing at?" but she couldnt coz she was laughin too hard
then after she was like "dude i didnt even get high off that weed..."
lol