I just smoked a roach joint with some shit in it that was weeks old! I'm high a bit now but man it feels like shit, I feel like puking. Never do this shit! It is digusting how desparate I am sometimes to get high.
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I just smoked a roach joint with some shit in it that was weeks old! I'm high a bit now but man it feels like shit, I feel like puking. Never do this shit! It is digusting how desparate I am sometimes to get high.
LOL yeah dude i've smoked a dime bag that was like 3/4 burnt and ended up puking
yahh boy nasty's fo life :)
You're not that desperate. I've smoked a bowl that was 95% ash, and I've also spent about an hour searching my carpet for weed fragments. I ended up smoking a tiny bowl that was about half carpet fibers.Quote:
Originally Posted by IntrepidS
been there done that :) found .7 on my floor last weekend haha
*looks down at floor, damn no luck. :-(
yeh i used to always crawl around on my carpet lookin for bud.. found enough for a j on more than one occasion :rolleyes:
:D The desperate levels that we stoners will go to...on the verge of depravity lol
Yeah, have done the old 'ashtray raid' before lol
ewww...some really odious joint have been constructed lol
And, like, you have this stash place, and how many times do we all go back there to 'make sure I haven't missed any' lmfaooo
It's sad, init
I have a skinning-up board that I use, and when I make a joint there is usually a surplus to requirement, that I leave on the board for times of desperation.
I call it a 'skanky fag', cos it usually tastes a bit skanky and harsh, but ffs...stoned?
Ah, there's nothing wrong with a bit of 'skanky fag' in yer lives :D
*Authors note: In the UK, 'fag' is a slang term for cigarette - Stateside friends, please do NOT question my sexuality! lol So, if I ever say that I'm "sucking on a big fat skanky fag"...I'm not doing something bizarre with the next-door neighbour.
Not that I have a problem with gay folk, I have many gay friends....
...I can see that I'm going to start digging a hole for myself here, so I'll just get my coat...:D
lol,,iv shaken my keyboard and found at least 2 j's worth,,desparate times=desparate mesures!!!! :D
ma key board is FULL of shit man, u take some keys away and u finfd liek weed , food, hairs, grease, its nasty. its all on the inside but still i wana buy a new keyboard but yeah
i luv roaches, in spain the roaches are the tip of teh cigarete (sometimes carton tho) as in the tip that has tobacco and roach is chusta, and ppl u luv the roaches are called chusteros and i am one, but obviously if ur filter is always carton then u dont gotz that culture, but yeah,
roaches are good, never felt like pukin, wel yeah this one time i smoked the bigest carton roach and felt like my whole body was gona come out my mouth, literally, but it didntwich svaed one hell of a hassle...
peace
I normaly get bored at charing away at little bit's of solid so I chuck them in a kinder egg container and save them for a rainy day. ;)
Seeing as you live in the UK, Asp, how do you manage to save any decent amount? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by apsinthion
Ie, it rains every fricking day, man!! :mad:
lol...why does it always rain on me?
I save all my roaches and when my tin is empty i roll a huge blunt..
Sorry Res not quite with you there. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by RESiNATE
Care to rephrase? ;)
Three times, between last night and this afternoon.Quote:
Originally Posted by RESiNATE
Uh, umm, oh -- you weren't really looking for a number there, were you?
It's because I'm a very heavy spender and I'd rather but a new lump than burn my finger's with an old one lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by RESiNATE
And the old stuff will no doubt be handy one day. ;)
Of were you saying that life in the south west is so depressing that I need to be stoned all the time? In which case I would agree totaly. :rolleyes:
Or were you talking about the weather or were you saying that weed is so easy to get in cornwall that it come's to us in showers. :D
I dunno. :p
All of the above :D
Don't get much weed round these parts, though - not since old blind Jake went out scouting fer some,...but he were carried away by ten thousand screamin' demons, all the way to the lower levels of hell, and weren't never seen again..
Sometimes, strangers come by and speak of the Utopia...we can't believes 'em though - they's foriengers - from a far away place, called Lundum, or summat :D
I miss old blind Jake. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by RESiNATE
He was my uncle and cousin's best love child. :(
Such a sweet boy, Who would of thought that a lad of 8 feet tall with a 3rd nostrel would go mising so easy.
Rumour has it, that the local coke-heads thought that he was having more than his fair share of the deals...but funny how old Shep, the ne'er-do-well scampish, mongrel dog of the local baker went missing, around about the same time ...HmmmmQuote:
Originally Posted by apsinthion
I smells a rat, I do, I smells it likes its up me bleedin' nose, so I do!
:eek: SHIT!! :eek: THERE'S A FUCKING RAT UP MY NOSE!!!!
He alway's did like dog's, I'd come into the garrrdeen an e'd be wrestlen aroound with the doog an I'd say "ere what arrrr e aaat" an ee'd say I do loves myy dooog I do. coure wheen the doog die'd he waas harrt broken.
Don't talk to me about rat's, I'm paranoid about rat's! My warehouse is full of then! My phone fell through the hole in my trouser pocket (har har) and down my leg today, I nearly shit myself and did the can can.
i got the biggesrt wholes on both pokets of my only othe rpair of paint i wear, and nowdays i just take teh phone from the shoe coz it never seems to fall to the ground, not even when im walkinQuote:
Originally Posted by apsinthion
lmao@the visual, Asp! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by apsinthion
There's nowt quite as unnerving as one's own imagination lol
aye.. some's say they 'ad 'ad enuff, wanted out.. others say they was a-cavortin' n' a-fraternizin' with those Londumers and done got themselves into some troubles.. if ya was to ask me, i'd say it was neither and both, if ya get me.. got themselves into a spot o' bother with those no-good Londumers, so they left - but they prob'ly wanted to leave all along... the whole village be a-knowin' that they been a-canoodlin' in the bushes behind the old town well... what's this world comin to, when a man be havin' an affairs wit' dogs and cats.. used to be only sheep in my day - course you wouldn't 'member back then - but a man'd never run way with 'nother mans sheep.. you'd be gentleman like, and ask for sheeps hand in marriage.. that's how me and your mam got engaged, God Bless 'er.. thats the proper way to do things.. .. but aye, like you said, tis a crazy world now-a-days...Quote:
Originally Posted by RESiNATE
what was this thread about again?
Yeah,
It's at time's like that I'm glad I work alone.:)
I'v got some great mental image's of the proposal (the happy glint in the sheeps eye), the wedding (sheep with a vail taking her vow's) and then there's the consumation(sp) (I'm not even gonna go there). I suppose divorce would be putting her on a plate.Quote:
Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
Anyway on behalf of the silly party I'd like to apologise to intripedS for turning his serious thread into and animal sex orgy visualisation. :rolleyes:
WHAT???Quote:
Originally Posted by apsinthion
They consume the sheep on the wedding night!!!???!?!?!
Man, that's just sick :mad:
At least get the sheep fattened up a bit first! :cool:
I wanna come over and "clean" your house for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by lateralus