Things every toker should have

These are a few things every pot smoker should have.. Feel free to add more

-- A grinder- You can find a grinder for anywhere from 10-30 dollars. They help greatly. Just picking apart your weed and packing is a waste I think. Grind it up first/ You can grind apart with your fingers or something sharp. But I find it takes too long

-- If you smoke in your car. You must carry some sort of air freshner. The kind you spray or the stuff you put in your A/C vents. Cause if u get pulled over by a 50 and u have none. Good luck explaining why your car stanks of weed.

-- Body Spray or cheap cologne. Going somewhere important? Like a office meeting and uwant to smoke up? Well dont go in smelling like weed. Always carry some Axe or something to help freshen up.

-- A nice secure stash spot

Hmm thats all I can think of right now. Like I said feel free to add more

Hows about papers and a hemastat or clip of some kind?? Remember you can't get busted for paraphenalia if you don't have any around. Papers are perfectly legal. Of course if they find your stash then finding your pipes doesn't really matter! lol

a bible with a square cutted inside to hide the weed.
This bible also can be useful when you run out of rolling papers

-Visine, for when you're going out in public.

-lighter(s)... in case you need to light your bud :confused: :D

That is one sexy dance shadowfox, I tried it a few times but I look like an idiot on crack.

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Originally Posted by riverride

That is one sexy dance shadowfox, I tried it a few times but I look like an idiot on crack.

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LOL.

Try smoking A LOT, then watch yourself dance. I guarantee you'll look pretty good doing it by then.

Damn, now I look gay.

A decent music collection, and get a kif box ;x

clear eyes eye drops, never know when u mite need it and a mini traveller, the smallest metal bong(about 10cmby4cm).

- an excuse for looking stoned. I always say that I have hayfever...although in the winter, they tend to question this :confused:

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Originally Posted by High phy

a bible with a square cutted inside to hide the weed.
This bible also can be useful when you run out of rolling papers

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a holy joint
i cant wait till i run out of paper and have to roll one

Something to drink, my choice is Arizona green tea. And an air deodorizor, I like Oust...it really works, kills order causing germs in the air on contact. :)

gum or breath mints.

i have a great weed kit in my purse.. got all the essentials.. visine, gum, perfume, hand lotion, roach clip, lighter, pipe, weed... ahh id love for someone to find that lol


about the car smelling like weed - it was funny, the other day on cops this kid got pulled over for something (i forget what) and the cop asked him why he smelled marijuana.. and the kid paused for a second like he was thinking about whether or not he should lie.. and he decided to just be honest.. and he told the cop where his shit was and he admitted to smoking and such..so the cop decided to let him off because of his honesty. he did call his mom - but no charges were pressed.

what luck.

Did you see the cops show where two guys gots pulled over and the cop comes up to the window and said "I'm getting the munchies just following you." The cop searched the car with consent and found what looked to be around 1/2 oz plus some other stuff. The cop just gave the guy a ticket and let him drive away even when it looked to me like the guy was high. Before the guy left, the cop said something like...go ahead and smoke at home but don't smoke and drive.

a good connect

cell phone.

I like the Bible idea as a stash box...who'd look there? lol

some weed

yea some weed.a lighter,bowl(s),papers,

how about a job or some source of income. since I have been unemployed I have relized how hard it is to find money to spend on my smoking habit.

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Originally Posted by RoguePoet28

I like the Bible idea as a stash box...who'd look there? lol

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How about every parent on the planet , it's been done to death I'm afraid , it's what's known as a golden oldie even.

Skins (papers to our US cousins), lighter , lots and lots of weed and a realy good bong then I'm sorted.

http://www.drbongs.com/acatalog/Stash_Containers.html

http://www.barkersofbridlington.co.uk/stash_boxes.htm

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Originally Posted by XTC

-- A grinder- You can find a grinder for anywhere from 10-30 dollars. They help greatly. Just picking apart your weed and packing is a waste I think. Grind it up first/ You can grind apart with your fingers or something sharp. But I find it takes too long

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Good call!
I couldn't live without my grinder. I have soft hands, so whenever I try to break it up by hand, it usually sticks to my fingers and it ends up pissing me off. In that regard, I can't roll a joint by hand, either, but I prefer pipes anyway. :)

I suggest Opcon-a eyedrops, they might burn a lil but they work the best, i have tried every eye drop made, even foreign (i live in the US). If you are about to purchase a grinder i suggest one with a kief box built in, its a great way to collect the goodness. I could not live without my bong :-)

I made a perfect little spliff holder from a business card...it holds the paper still when I'm skinning up in the car. A nutmeg grinder is great if you smoke hash...saves the burnt fingertips and no hot rocks either.

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Originally Posted by RoguePoet28

I like the Bible idea as a stash box...who'd look there? lol

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Everybody who knows you, that's who. If you're a stoner, and the last time you were in a church was to light a d00b off a candle, it looks mighty incongruous for you to suddenly take to the Good Book. And hiding stuff in a cut-out Bible is a trick older than the hair on my dad's chinny-chin-chin.

If I were going to stash my stash in a cut-out book, I'd choose something like The New Bill James Historical Baseball Abstract. It's about 1000 pages, and it's filled with every kind of number you can imagine that has something to do with baseball over the past 120 years, along with commentary on the evolution of baseball uniforms, dimensions of stadiums, and all kinds of other stuff that only people who like that sort of thing find it the sort of thing they like.

In other words, it's boring as shit. It's also what people expect I'd have, and that only a propeller-headed geek like me would bother reading.

Whereas, if I walked around with a Bible, fer shur someone's gonna say, "Whoa, you carry your stash in that?".

Some bottled water or gatorade? Although I never get the dry-mouth anymore....what does that mean?

ok ok, forget the bible idea, Just cut the insides of a peyote and put there your mj, nobody is gonna find it ever!