wow how fucked up is that?

well... i was daiting this girl about back in januray febuary or march, and anyways, i spent the night with her, and on the second day, my sister comes up to me, and says, "she wants to break up with you, because your to clingy" and then she walks up to her "friend" and my "ex" and says " billy wants to break up with you because your to clingy" any ways, me and my "ex" have art together, and she was sitting by me, and we were talking about exs and shit, and she brings up our whole 2 days of daiting, and she asked me why i had broken up with her anyways, and i was like huh? you broke up with me, and then the girl was like your sisters a little bitch.

a little fucked up init?

so let me get this strait your sister told the both of you the same cheesy line to break you two up?

if it were me a black eye is in order

yea, its all ok, it was only intended to be a one night stand, but didnt get none on the first night, so i went to try for a second night...

the black eye things all good, except for the fact you should NEVER hit girls. Unless your james bond, then by all means slap that bitch up

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Originally Posted by led.zeppelin

the black eye things all good, except for the fact you should NEVER hit girls. Unless your james bond, then by all means slap that bitch up

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i like to get hit... :D

im sorry if my sister ever broke up me and my GF i would immediately beat her with a pipe plain and simple.......

baisez le monde.....LOL i cant even think of something to say

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i like to get hit... :D

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let me join in on that... damn, to bad im not single now... LOL

and i aint gonna even trip over it, even thu the girl was tight as hell...

thats pretty dry man...

Your sister is jealous and she doesn't want to share you.
Most little sisters go through that phase. It'll pass.

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Originally Posted by led.zeppelin

the black eye things all good, except for the fact you should NEVER hit girls. Unless your james bond, then by all means slap that bitch up

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I like the fact only James Bonf can hit girls. :)

Yeah, cos when he does it, its classy. The swift back hand across the face that solves all arguments and shuts them up.

lol you broke up with someone without even talking to them about it or saying anything lmao

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lol you broke up with someone without even talking to them about it or saying anything lmao

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lol true say...

yea... i guess.... im gonna have to talk to my new GF about 2 of my exs and my sister trying the same thing....

Cock-blocked by your sister? Weak dude.

Put out ur next roach on her forehead



revenge burns get it?:dance:

those are all good ideas... but im not even gonna bother.... but i wonder how my sister knew that i wouldnt talk to the other girl after that....

Could have been worse dude. She could have broken up with you with a note in homeroom... Those were the worst, you know, when you were like 12... What sort of mature individual breaks up through intermediaries?

Wow, I can't believe you'd both fall for that.

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Originally Posted by Polymirize

What sort of mature individual breaks up through intermediaries?

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Reminds me of something that just happened. An old friend of mine from back in the day called my brother and told him he broke up with his gf of several yrs. Anyhow, my brother knew the girl so he then called her to see how she was doing... Well apparently my friend didnt get around to telling his girl he was breaking up with her just yet so she ended up hearing about it from my brother LoL

Man, that musta sucked. :stoned:

lol I can top all of those.......I dumped some girl on Valentines day in grade 4 after we had our first serious kind of kiss, lol I would've waited a day or two but my friend thought it would be funny

Women are crazy.:)



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lol I can top all of those.......I dumped some girl on Valentines day in grade 4 after we had our first serious kind of kiss, lol I would've waited a day or two but my friend thought it would be funny

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Not to player hate bro but that is just being a dick... Having said that (hehe):


3 yrs ago on Valentine's my gf at the time was really pissing me off. For whatever reasons anything that could go wrong for her always seemed to do just that... Anyhow, Valentines was no exception and I was really getting sick of it. Her car broke down on her way to see me so I had to pick her up (it was a hot day) and wait around in the heat for a tow truck bla bla bla.

By the end of the night she was getting under my skin so bad, while watching a movie, I just snapped and told her: "Stop fucking talking and touching me" and then proceeded to put my index finger over my mouth and just made a really loud 'SSSHHHhhhhhhhing' sound.


The rest of the movie was watched in silence (LoL) and she promptly wanted to go home afterwards (which I was more then glad). I wanted to break up with her so bad but I would have felt horrible... I still was an ass though.

^^so did you end up staying with her or what?

and yeah lol I know it was a harsh thing to do but I was in grade four and didnt give a fuck about anything exept making my friends laugh...haha im still kinda like that but whatever

yea... i can beat off, i mean beat all of those... i once as going out with this girl, and she was pissing me off....so to break up with her, i went and got like 5 different guy friends, and we went and bought a hooker, well they were busy with the hooker, i made a cake... and invited a nother girl over that was alot hotter then the girl i was about to break up with, and told her what i was doing, well... i finished the brownies, and took that over to her house, with my new gir friend, but my new girl waited in the car, anyways, i gave her the bronies, and the tape, and told her to wait for about an hour to watch the movie..... but to eat as many brownies as she could... she said ok, and i left... she put the movie in, and it turns out to be her favorite movie, and shes so happy, she starts to cry, then she looks at the plate of brownies, and sees a video tape sticking out of the stack of bronies.. so she grabs that and sticks it in.... and this tape has all off my buddies fucking the hooker, and cumming into the brownie mix... and them it gets to the end of the tape, and it shows me sitting on a chair... and it shows my new girl giving me a blow job, and me blowing my load into the mixture.... and then i said... there you stupid fat bitch go get a new boyfriend, ohh wait, you to fat to, you just ate a plate of cum soaked bronies...


turnss out she blew her head off...

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^^so did you end up staying with her or what?

and yeah lol I know it was a harsh thing to do but I was in grade four and didnt give a fuck about anything exept making my friends laugh...haha im still kinda like that but whatever

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yea, my life is all about making my friends laff... cause friends laffing to me... is like a pound of chronic BC BUDs... well...

man I know your story is Bullcrap but I wouldnt be able to be in the same room as my friends when their getting sexually pleased...I would never be able to gang bang its so frickin filthy, uuuggghh just the thought of seeing one of my friends moaning and stuff makes me wanna puke

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man I know your story is Bullcrap but I wouldnt be able to be in the same room as my friends when their getting sexually pleased...I would never be able to gang bang its so frickin filthy, uuuggghh just the thought of seeing one of my friends moaning and stuff makes me wanna puke

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yea.... it was bull shit....i did give an ex a brownie with cum in it befor thu....

i would think that you would find out what had happened sooner. if it had happned to me, i would have called her up and asked whats was so "clingy" about me and then she'd be like "what???" and then we would figure it all out. i mean what happened, did you guys just never speak to eachother again after that?

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turnss out she blew her head off...

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Dude... the fact that you're completely full of shit no longer surprises me, but I am continuously amazed by the type of shit you continue to speak.

You're like the human equivalent of a mad-libs where all the blanks have been filled in by drunken rapists.

Who are you trying to impress all the time?

lol dont stress it man hes just being a idiot...I do it all the time hahhaa

Mayn. Shit's fucked up.

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Dude... the fact that you're completely full of shit no longer surprises me, but I am continuously amazed by the type of shit you continue to speak.

You're like the human equivalent of a mad-libs where all the blanks have been filled in by drunken rapists.

Who are you trying to impress all the time?

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dude... that whole thing was like a joke... by the time i think most ppls got to the part about a gang bang with a HOOKER, i figured most ppls would be like off this guy is fucking with our minds...

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lol dont stress it man hes just being a idiot...I do it all the time hahhaa

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are you calling me an idiot??? FUCK OFF.... i like being an idiot... im just fucking around about telling you to fuck off... just so you know... cause some ppls dont know the differance between a joke and being serious... so i guess im gonna have to start saying JK after every time i joke...

huh

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huh

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never mind.... i was just saying to fuck off for calling me an idiot(JK), and then saying how i have to say JK after saying a joke....

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i hate saying jk after a joke it ruins the whole "joke"

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i know... and i figured most ppls would have figured me and a bunch of buddys buying a hooker just for the pourpse of breaking up with a girl was a joke...

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dude... that whole thing was like a joke... by the time i think most ppls got to the part about a gang bang with a HOOKER, i figured most ppls would be like off this guy is fucking with our minds...

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I'm so glad you missed the point rather than me. No no, let me clarify that I realise you're joking. I just didn't think it was funny. Rather, I thought you were lame and desperate for attention, any sort of attention really.

Please, don't spend another 5 posts trying to explain why your joke actually is funny, I'm sure we just have a difference of opinion.

... idiot.

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Originally Posted by Polymirize

I'm so glad you missed the point rather than me. No no, let me clarify that I realise you're joking. I just didn't think it was funny. Rather, I thought you were lame and desperate for attention, any sort of attention really.

Please, don't spend another 5 posts trying to explain why your joke actually is funny, I'm sure we just have a difference of opinion.

... idiot.

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ok... first off.... i thoght it was funny... second off...i guess we do have different opinions... and second off... im not an idiot... im just a dumbass...