Your favorite place to stash.

What's your favorite/least vulnerable place you stash your weed/paraphernalia?

I have an awesome place for my weed, but my bong & pipe, not so much. I just put them in the cabinet next to my bed that doesnt look like a cabinet. ^^ My mom's seen em already I think cuz she warned me that if she caught me smokin pot I wouldn't be getting an allowance anymore. ((not that I get much of an allowance. Not a very good threat since I have a job. ^^)) I stash my weed in this little portable boom box where the batteries go in. I unscrewed this inner litlte plastic piece so I get get it really deep in there. So you cant see it at all even when you take the battery hatch off. Sucky part is you need tweezers ta get it out. Oh well, least my mom cant confiscate it. ^^

So wheres your favorite place to stash your stuff?

under my floorboards

in a very old jacket in my closet that no one has touched besides me in over 2 years (the pockets are big and tricky to find sometimes) but im trying to find a better place

I keep mine in a plain brown box, usually under my bed or in a cabinet in my room.

i store mine in the back of my boom box where the batteries should go.

I have two places:

1. In my humidor, with my cigars.
2. In the shed behind my house, where I store my bikes, and where I can have a toke in private.

When I don't misplace it, that is. I'm always doing that. D'oh! :p

I like to stash mine in a Rizla, then set fire to it :)

i tried all that stashing, smoking by a cracked window, using visine got bored with it, got my 215 card and try to keep within my 99 plant limit

When I'm trying to keep a little extra stash away from my hubby, I always store it in a box of tampons. He won't go near a box of tampons! :)

I stick that little bit for a rainy day in one of my trainers, very well wrapped I may add else it would make my trainers smell ...lol

lol@'make my trainers smell'...class comment, dude :D

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

When I'm trying to keep a little extra stash away from my hubby, I always store it in a box of tampons. He won't go near a box of tampons! :)

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That's a great spot.....Not even a cop would look there.. :rolleyes:

In the back of my ps2 theres a big cap that comes off or jus in my draw lol

I have an old xbox I havent touch in like 2 years or so. It broke before I started smoking so, me being the genius I thought I am, tried to fix it. Ahh it go so well. so anyway I just keep my xbox unscrewed so it pops in half and I stash my supply/bowl there. My ma still thinks it works.

lol, an X-Box as a dope stasher..cool, Microsoft have finally invented something useful :D

i like to stash it in a different spot all the time so its easier to lose.
it seems... :mad: :) :D

Fer my drugs, I keep them in a lockbox so's no-one can look-see. Actually I use it so if ever the law come's by they gotta get a warant to open it. At least thats the thinkin behind it . But as far as my pipes, gotta get a new one cause pops thew the old one away. Although anything else like a makeshift bong I made, I dismantle it until I use it again.

in my lungs biatch...lol

or i keep them in an old fanny pack in the closet that has first aid stuff from the 60's...literally its so dusty its grey and its real colour is purple with roses

on my dresser the last droor sits 4 inches from the floor so i take out the last droor and pop my stuff in then put it back, i gotso much shit in there, lets hope my dad doesnt deside to move my dresser..

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Originally Posted by ineedskillz

That's a great spot.....Not even a cop would look there.. :rolleyes:

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I beg to differ, unfortunately.....

I knew a girl who kept her coke inside her vibrator
The house was raided and yes they did find it :o

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Originally Posted by Lulu

I beg to differ, unfortunately.....

I knew a girl who kept her coke inside her vibrator
The house was raided and yes they did find it :o

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LOL That's humiliating and depressing...:eek:

I have a pair of shoes that have stash zipper pockets built into them...they're called Roos if anyone's ever heard of them
~007~

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Originally Posted by 00Ampersand

I have a pair of shoes that have stash zipper pockets built into them...they're called Roos if anyone's ever heard of them
~007~

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LoL yeah I was watching I love the 80s I think and they are like mmm what can you put in here? a condom? My roomate has a pair.

I cut out the insides of an encyclopedia and stuff it in there on a bookshelf. Dorm rooms aren't very big stashing places!

I used to keep some of my stuff in 2 drawers from 2 different stands, and alcohol under my bed. Well my mom found everything 4 days ago and all I have left is my pipe, 2 lighters, and $15. Just enuff to get me back up and running :D For now what I have left is under my mattress.

my bed is a futon, and it has a zipper that i've always used to hide everything. it wont hide a massive piece, but i've used it for bud and smaller pieces, and it's gone undiscovered for 4 years ;]

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Originally Posted by Lulu

I knew a girl who kept her coke inside her vibrator

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Ewww...now, there is NO WAY that I'd drink coke from a vibrator :eek:
What was she thinking? She should have got a hip-flask....






...or do the bubbles have an effect :confused: :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by lateralus

my bed is a futon, and it has a zipper that i've always used to hide everything. it wont hide a massive piece, but i've used it for bud and smaller pieces, and it's gone undiscovered for 4 years ;]

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How can you lose a futon for 4 years, man? :confused:

Howdy Y'all,

I like to keep my stash in a tin box,right next to where I sit,I don't have to hide it from my mommy and daddy anymore..lol. :D

When ya git to be an old,arthritic fart like me,it's best to keep it within reachin distance..lol.

Have a good one...Torog

hahaha, Torog...there are benefits from leaving home lol

except when the folks come round to visit :eek:
then it's, like, "shit...gotta make sure there's no clues!!!"

lol

is the only time I use air-freshener :D


...and if I've eaten a curry...:rolleyes:

As for arthritic restrictions, when my kids are old enough, they will be taught the art of rolling. That way, when I'm shoved away in some old folks home, being fed watery porridge, my kids can come around and set to work making the months supply :D

..course, my fingers may be too knarly to work a lighter :eek:

Ah ha, but then I'll just tell the nurses that I NEED to keep a candle lit, in memorandum of my long-lost-sanity :D

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Originally Posted by RESiNATE

Ewww...now, there is NO WAY that I'd drink coke from a vibrator :eek:
What was she thinking? She should have got a hip-flask....






...or do the bubbles have an effect :confused: :rolleyes:

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hahahahahaha!

i never understood peoples fascination with snorting that stuff LoL
my herbskis get to lounge around the apartment, free like birdies LoL I do have a secret hidden stash spot behind the toilet though. Right behind the water tank is a hole in the wall that was just never covered i guess, so i doctored it up and u cant even see it! its pretty low-key. And if i want to get a dub or two into a concert or just not get caught with coke or something i know im going to carry for a friend I use that little pocket like thing on the front of tighty-whiteys or boxer-briefs. no cop is going to pat your johnson down :p

^^^^^ This guy is smart! I hide mine under my T.V. in my room. Being that I am sixteen and have been smoking for two years this place has yet to be found. BTW, it's a 30" T.V. so my mom isn't going to lift it up and check under it.

i keep mine in a cuboard i have loads of clothes and next to them is like a plastic treasure chest box i put it in there in a metal box thing tht cn lock used too lock it but now i dnt bother i used to stash it outside i stop doin tht now i have toots and bongs stashed outside tho a real 1 and a home made 1 ;)

i keep mine in a book i cut the ppages out of.

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Originally Posted by Bwueh

^^^^^ This guy is smart! I hide mine under my T.V. in my room. Being that I am sixteen and have been smoking for two years this place has yet to be found. BTW, it's a 30" T.V. so my mom isn't going to lift it up and check under it.

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thankee kindly! LoL

one of my friends has one of those old wooden tv things with wheels on the bottom of it and he just took the wheels off and tilts his tv back to get at his stash. Its taped to the bottom of the tv LoL

Television is a great thing :D

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

When I'm trying to keep a little extra stash away from my hubby, I always store it in a box of tampons. He won't go near a box of tampons! :)

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That is a *really* smart move!

Similarly, when I'm trying to hide a porn DVD from my wife, I get a cheezy label for it, and hand-write,

CHARLIE WEISS' NOTEBOOK: PATRIOTS CHAMPIONSHIP DEFENSIVE STRATEGIES, 2001 - 2003 (includes severe injury shots)


on it. She'll never watch it. Until she tells me she wants to watch a porn video, and then the label comes off. (Along with my bike shorts!)

i hide it in my shoe because it has a hole in the toungue OR ill hide it in my computer..like actaully inside it lol :D

hmmm the many spots you can hide stuff...I usally just keep all my stuff in my old cell phone box under a bunch of stuff in my closet,or just throw it in my desk(parents never come upstairs)

-In your desk
-Back of radio
-Box springs of bed
-Box in closet
-Shoe in closet
-Old jacket in closet
-Inside computer
-Speakers
-Flashlights
-VCR/Playstation2/Xboxs
-Inside a pair of socks inside the sock drawer
-Inside your personal car (if you still live at home with mommy and daddy)
-Under Computer keyboard,monitor
-Inside a hollowed out VHS tape


There are many other spots just open your mind.

I got this, like, hidden cabinet inside my wall.
Yeah, I pull down a book, and 'hey presto', the wall drops away to reveal the cabinet - and the stairs that lead down to my secret lair. In the secret lair, I have a really big black car, that shoot fire out of the back.
Every night, I get into my car, and cruise the streets looking for dodgy characters....whilst wearing tights, and my pants on the outside :confused:

I'm not the bad guy!!!

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Originally Posted by RESiNATE

I got this, like, hidden cabinet inside my wall.
Yeah, I pull down a book, and 'hey presto', the wall drops away to reveal the cabinet - and the stairs that lead down to my secret lair. In the secret lair, I have a really big black car, that shoot fire out of the back.
Every night, I get into my car, and cruise the streets looking for dodgy characters....whilst wearing tights, and my pants on the outside :confused:

I'm not the bad guy!!!

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LOL mothafaka
but yeah, man silent bob is like batman fan, mother fuker IS batman,very stoned.shit
peace

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Fer my drugs, I keep them in a lockbox so's no-one can look-see. Actually I use it so if ever the law come's by they gotta get a warant to open it.

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Actually, in the States, the cops need a warrant to search ANYWHERE in your house... UNLESS:
(1) you give them permission, or
(2) there are "exigent circumstances", meaning that the cops would have to testify that there was some kind of emergeny going on inside that would have made it unreasonable for them to have to go get a warrant (like they can hear someone inside screaming for help or they have a reason to believe that evidence is being destroyed inside)