For some reason, the Piercing Questions: Part 1 thread is closed. So just to be a PITA :), I thought I'd post a link to this shoe size / penis size table.
Fer what be its worth, your humble Byker's rig is exactly -- I say again, ladies and gents, exactly -- where the table predicts he should be, good boy that he is.
Sigh ... yeah, these size 13 shoes are sooo tight ...! :cool: