funny story i thought id share

ok so im sitting here and i just started to chuckle when i thought of this story so ill share...

ok so Blair, Adam and i thought it would be fun to try salvia, so we went to the local porn shop and bought sum 20x. shit was expensive as all hell like 40 bucks for a gram or sum shit. we packed a z bong and try it. lets just say it wasnt fun. none of us liked it and we said right then and there after or 20 mins from hell that we will never smoke this shit again. so we go on and do what we do....smoke so we are guna go for a burn cruise and we burn to this park called "Park wood hills" and we were guna take the Z Bong on a nature hike. when we got there their was this nasty rusty old shity car there and it was all foggy inside. ppl makin out w/e its normal so we take the bong and buds and start walkin, heading toward the creek (theres a bridge there and thats our spot) well this no good nigger gets outa this shit ass car with this nasty pale white chick and just sends off a bad vibe. so this black guy starts to say shit like "This is my park fo, i run this place" so we start fuckin with him sayin shit like "o dam u run this place...ya hear that blair its the fuckin mayor over here he runs this city!" so my buddy blair goes over to him and gives him a high five and asks for his john handcock and shit cause hes the mayor ya no. well we start to walk off and he sees us with the bong and is like u better smoke we up or im guna break your bong. so i got a thought in my head

i went to the car and packed a fatty bowl of salvia and handed the bong to this no good nigger. and said u gota smoke this hole bong and clear it and ill give u a nug for the drive home. he got all happy and started to brag how hes been smokin for ever and he will clear this shit no prob so he fuckin cashes the salvia in the bong then places his hand over the bong to take a breather. then clears the bitch, my fuckin jaw dropped to the ground and right away i grabbed the bong outa his hands cause i new summin was up haha the fucker starts screammin "Wtf is that crack blah blah (nigger talk) wtf" im rollin on the ground spinning in circles laughing.

lets just say he couldnt drive home, and stayed in the park for a while hahaha

moral of the story dont be a mouch, u just might get smoked up with salvia!!

LOL! That's terrible and funny at the same time. You know he learned a lesson.

watch the racial terms man...u might get banned...other than that pretty funny story!!!

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Great story despite the slight racism....

Pretty funny man, good job on standing up to that asshole.

Ha ha! Great story, although yes, the racial terms were a bit much. It was like I was reading a story from Hicksville or something. :p

hahaha thats priceless ive actually thought about using salvia to get back at somebody in that manner. only problem is the person has to hold the smoke in for a really long time for it to work...

salvia should not be used for revenge, this is one reason why it will get prohibited if it does, people give other people salvia unknowingly and they freak out and harm themselves or others, funny story btw. cut back on the racial slurs tho

call me dumb but never heard of salvia, is it a usa thing or mayb us in the uk call it something dif, what sort of high is it,what is it? didnt like the racial slurs we r all one!!

i bet u live down south. lol u said nigger..:stoned:

haha fucking funny, way to get back at him :thumbsup: there were a bunch of racial slurs though

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Originally Posted by weedmaster

call me dumb but never heard of salvia, is it a usa thing or mayb us in the uk call it something dif, what sort of high is it,what is it? didnt like the racial slurs we r all one!!

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a legal herb that will turn your world inside out, and upside down and everything in between..

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watch the racial terms man...u might get banned...other than that pretty funny story!!!

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The racial terms were used to emphasis the point that the guy was a douchewad. So i hope you don't get banned, i wanna se more of those stories, i would have never thought to do that myself... GENIUS

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Originally Posted by Terps

"Wtf is that crack blah blah (nigger talk) wtf"

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haha that parts fucking funny

Is this still the 50s or something? Thats alotta racial slurs. But it was a funny story.