Alright i remade this thread.. post away with storys! i posted my story on the old one if anyone cares to read it
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Alright i remade this thread.. post away with storys! i posted my story on the old one if anyone cares to read it
ha i got a good one...sopmore year(2 years ago)...me and my buddy matt decided to skip class and go get our other friend from our city's other school...So at this time i was driving a white 1994 ford explorer 4x4...anyways so we go get my buddy kane, and his friend josh is with him so there is 4 of us...after thinking for about an hour of what to do we decide to go 4 wheeling. On the outskirts of our town, there are huge hills that i fortunatly know how to get to the very top.. Anyways we mash our way to the very top of the hill, where there is a fence to the left and a beuitifull view of the city to the right. We are just chillin/smokin when we get bored and decide we want to 4 wheel some more... we go to the fence on the left and see a huge fucking trail(not inteded for cars/trucks) and we were all feelin daring so we cut the fence and drive on to the trail. The trail is very powder and muddy on a steep ass slope. So im thinking fuck it i got 4x4 i can always make it back up(big mistake). As soon as we get to the bottom we all knew we were fucked when we realized the trail was intended for tanks... OH FUCK WE ARE ON THE FUCKING MILITARY FIRING CENTER...ha ha retards... we tried to make it back up the hill but to no avail. So we have n o choice but to keep on the trail and hop to find a road so we can leave... we drive about 3 miles along this fence, and finally we see a way to get out... It was a persons driveway on the other side of the fence. The fence ended and went to the left so it was a corner. Josh starts working on taking the fence down, when sure enough the fucker comes home... He gets out of his truck and runs up to us... he was pissed because we were cutting his fence... i was like im so sorry we got stuck and we are just trying to get out...he said well you arent fucking getting out this way. Then he said some shit that put us in panice mode..."i hope you boys dont get cought by the military's radar, because youll be going to jail....So i asked if he knew a way to get out... he said about a mile down to the left... i was really thankfull and appoligized so we go down a bout a mile looking for a way out...nothing...another mile nothing...another mile...nothing..then we heard it...a rumbling sound not to far off the distance..we already knew what it was so i said fuck it and decided to pretty much jump the fucking fence/ditch... while me kane and josh are working on the fence matt went up ahead to spout out the noise...all of the sudden he runs back and said he saw 2 fucking tanks about a mile away heading towards uss... oh fuck...we worked on the fence some more it took us about 10 minutes before the fence was halfay down...i put her in 4x4 then half ass tried to get over the fence...my front tires make it but not the back...i was high centered...then i llook to the left and see 2 fucking tanks 100 yards away... i put it in 4 low and in reverse just fucking gun it...i keep reversing about 15 feet , put it in drive and hit the gas...by the time I hit the ditch i was easily going 30mph...front tires lift up, i kid you not i fell like my ass was 10 feet off the ground, while the front is still in the air the rear tires pop up and we ended up doing the sickest fucking perfect jump ever witnessed by man...straight up free willy shit...i clear the fence then everyone hops in...on the other side of the fence i realized it was like a brand new fucking road, with tar everywhere ...fuck it we gun it down the street to find a road closed sign...fuck it once again i just mash it and break it right in the middle...anyways ya it was scary especially stone
sorry for the long ass post....stuped ass shit i did as a youngin( i know it was only 2 yrs ago)
Blake
actually i have pics of us on top of the hill
kane far left
matt middle
me right..
josh camera
being 7yrs old and my best friend / next door neighbor, of 6yrs, going to a psych because we played pretend and we were aliens or some weird bull shit and his mom took him seriously as thats what he believed.
what a dumb ass mom^ lol
and other dude, awesome tank story
i was jus playin 'bout diggin up my grandma, so roll wit it.
this ones for real tho, no playin.
i met this bitch through a friends sister. she was fat and round and had it goin on, she was bi-polar and i guess goin through her manic stage. she kept tellin me she was just a tease, but the same day i met her, we went down to the river and fucked in the water with a bunch of people only like 30 yards away.
any way, she said she smoked weed, so i went to a friends house to see if he was cool with her comin over, i told him her name, what she looks like blah blah blah, he said he knew her so i went back and told her it was cool to smoke at my friends.
once we got there he said this wasnt the bitch he knew, but he was cool with it. she had stolen some beer from her parents, a shitty five cans of keystone light, she had two, i had two and my homie had one. i got a headache off the shit, but she looked pretty buzzed off the two she had, and she hangin off me and flirtin with my boi, so whatever.
i left the room so they could fuck and whatnot, after they were done (5 minutes) she comes out, goes to the bathroom to "clean herself out" i go in and find out, that my homie WAS a virgin and im just like, "cool, i just hooked you up witch your first pussy" yeah, cool.
she comes back in and tells him to get out and then we start fuckin, i was so glad i went to the HIV center and got a bunch of free condoms the day before. we fucked for about an hour, and she had the funniest expression on her face, like she was tryin to take a huge, but pleasurable dump, so that kept me from bustin for the longest time. after we're done we go out and find that another one of my homies showed up with a half O of some chronic and his bong, so were takin bong rips for a while and then she falls on the floor, crawls over to me, unzips my pants and starts blowin me. im like wtf? we just boned, havent you had enough dick yet? w/e she looks around and shes like uhhhh, wth am i doing?
after a few hours (it must have been around 6pm) she takes my other homie to the back room and tries fuckin him, but he didnt want nothin to do with her, so he comes back out, and she calls virgil (his name) back into the room and they stay in ther for a little while.
then we all go back in there and smoke some more weed out of kingpipe. she starts rippin a beer can apart w/e, and tears off a fairly large piece of metal, and starts cutting herself, out of nowhere, i was just like wtf? why you cuttin yourself? she stopped and said, i dont know it just feels good. but she stops and shes bleedin, i like the taste of blood so i start lickin it off her.
so i was like cool, me and summit (the homie who didnt want her neddin) go back out into the living room and start blazin some more, they stayed back listenin to the music or somethin, after a while i go back in and look at virgils arm, it had cuts on it, i didnt say nothin, but that pissed me off. he hadnt cut himself in over a year and now this bitch is doin that kinda shit to him?!
i stayed in there this time and she tries hangin off me and cuddlin or w/e but i was pissed on top of that, "take a look in the mirror" was on which puts me in a bad place anyways. she couldnt figure out what was wrong and i wasnt about to say, "you cut one of my best friends you bitch!"
so i left, it was around 9 and me and summit wanted her gone, her parents were gonna get worried and call the cops and report her as a runaway, show up here and get us all in some deep shit, plus she had cuts all up and down her arms making it an even worse situation, so we wanted her gone.
we talked to virgil about it, since it was his house, only he had the right to tell her to leave, he said okay, and when he told her it was time to go she started crying "but its dark, how am i going to get home?" blah blah blah blah, not our problem bitch, you decided to stay this late. he felt sorry for her and told her she could stay, but he understood the danger and told her at 6am she had to be gone.
a little while later virgils mom woke up and gave us some ibuprofen, i scratched am "s" on it and gave it to the bitch, told her it was a sleeping pill, she believed me and it had a placebo affect on her. me and summit stayed awake through the night smoking more weed, and waiting for the appointed hour, i woke them up at 5:30 and told her to get her shit together, cause 6 is almost here "waaah waaah waah, i dont wanna go! blah blah blah"
virgil let her stay, bullshit. well, around 2pm summit looked out the window, and wouldnt ya know it? a cop was rollin down to the end of the street stoppin at houses, askin people things. oh shit!, "bitch i hope you got your shit, cause your gettin the fuck outta here now! i dont give a fuck!" she had her shit together luckily and we put her in the backyard, told her there was an exit through the black berry bushes on the left side and we assumed she took off.
the cop showed up at our house not a moment to soon and started askin questions, "have you seen so-so, are you so-so, we heard that she was stayin here, blah blah blah" " no shes not here officer, yes im so-so, who told you that?" "can i look around in here?""i dont know, im not the owner of the house, hey virgil! can he come in here?" "yeah, sure"
so the pig comes in looks around, goes to the back room, where the hookah was, in plain sight, didnt notice it, looked under the beds, closets etc, didnt find anything, so he left.
then we go look out in the backyard and couldnt you guess, the dumb bitch was just standin in the middle of his backyard. so me and summit went out there and asked why the fuck she didnt go through the exit "the blackberries are too thick waah," the bushes were hardly thick, she might have gotten scratched a little, so what, she likes cutting herself , whats a few scratches?
we went back into the house, grabbed some hatchets, went back out there and told her if she didnt go, we were gonna bust her head, she went but she was crying or something, "waaha wahh" w/e before she was all the way through she turns and says "tell virgil i love him" i flipped "bitch! if you loved him why the fuck you cuttin him up? get the fuck out of here, you were never here, you never met virgil, you dont know who summit is, rememebr that! as soon as you leave, get on the creek, follow it to the river and follow the river to your house, stay off the streets!"
she left, i havent heard from her since, she left her bike there, which later that night i had to ghost ride off a cliff, she left some clothes which we had to burn.
later that week i went over to the friends house where i had met her and he told me that she was picked up by the cops, taken to her house and then went off to some mental institution in portland.
this happened, i think, sometime in the middle of july. man that was a fucked up situation she put us in. sorry for the long ass post, but thats a true story. and i still cant believe he never noticed virgils hookah.
Wow dude... She was some fucked up whore... i whould be worried too.. And as for the tank story... jesus christ.. i whoulda shit myself.... jesus... i whoulda punched it through the 1st fence instead of dealing with that guy
what the fuck mastachronic
wtf what?
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