its my girls birthday im planing taking a quarter and i was thinking of hiding it in her vagina
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its my girls birthday im planing taking a quarter and i was thinking of hiding it in her vagina
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Originally Posted by jizo22
Wow.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by jizo22
It will be much safer if you put it in her ass. Use a balloon though.
It might get lost in that "gaping hole"....Trust me I've seen it, I've been there.
Her "pooper" is much tighter.
God I love that girl.......
"Snootchie Nootchie!"
Haha, I actually lol'd. XD
just tryin to be safe and stoned
"Jenny!!!"...."Jenny no!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dont go with him!!! I love you more than him Jenny!!!
You have a magnificent "Hiney"........I wanna be friends with it...
plus, she may not beable to push an OZ of weed out of her vagina... but out of that old poop shute... she can easly push it back out just like taking a crap, i may sudjest, having her push it out over the toilet thu.Quote:
Originally Posted by Damon32
just tape taht shit to your boxers, it worked for me i did that on a plane
Wow, I cant even fit a tenbit in my girls vagina. She must have one helluva bucket!Quote:
Originally Posted by jizo22
:p
No need to go out of proportain and start shoving somthing up peoples asses... take an old pair of shoes and pull the sole out and cut a hole as deep as you can without going through the bottom.. then put the weed in the shoe .. if u have to..cut holes in each shoe so no huge lump is there.. after placing the weed put the sole back inside the shoe.. worked for me on a plane
I am literally LMFAOQuote:
Originally Posted by jizo22
Have you actually asked her permission, or were you just gonna shove it up there whilst bangin her and hope she doesnt notice? I mean, what if she doesnt notice, but when you take it out, shes 'on'?Quote:
Originally Posted by jizo22
Get a real woman and take an oz……..ha ha jk.
And if you do choose to go in door number two rather than door number one stick it in your own. You do have an ass don’t you?
Seriously though I got no help for ya.
If he's gonna use HIS pooper.... than he can use the "shoe trick" mentioned above. I'm sure a shoe full of weed will fit in HIS ass......
"Holla atcha boyzzzzahhh!!"
Leave Jenny here with me so we can catch up on some lost time in "pleasure town"....Doin' the "butt-slap-shuffle"
"Oh she's good....damn good."
Man I love that girl.....she's my dirty little fuck doll.....:dance:
..can't...stop....LAUGHING!! HAHHAAHAHA!!
I'll give that sweet little cookie an hour before we're doin the "no pants dance"....time to musk up.
:dance: :dance: HAHAHA! Dude, I got a good laugh from that post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Swierzbinski
I guarantee this quote will make it to someone's signature.Quote:
Originally Posted by jizo22
hahahahahaha i might just do thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Lethal G
Mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lethal G