Who will/would/have you vote(d) for?

Okay, so the US Presidential elections are coming up.. from what i've seen on the news it's pretty even so far.. the other day Kerry had something like %47 and Bush had %45, then last night they were even again.. So, I was wondering who you guys (americans only, of course) will/would/have vote(d) for?

Keep in mind, I dont wanna hear the reasons why youd vote for that particular person/party, I just wanna know

So any americans, even if you cant legally vote, get to voting!!!!!!!

BTW, If whoever wins this poll wins the actual elections, you all have to bow to me as Supreme Overlord, Master, King, President, Prime Minister And All-Around Ruler of The Universe

:D:D

can i be vice president of the universe

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Originally Posted by Euphoric

can i be vice president of the universe

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ummm....................... NO!

That position is already taken........ by me

:D :p

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

BTW, If whoever wins this poll wins the actual elections, you all have to bow to me as Supreme Overlord, Master, King, President, Prime Minister And All-Around Ruler of The Universe:D:D

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Riiiight. Put down the pipe there buddy.

FINE :(

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Originally Posted by clevemire

Riiiight. Put down the pipe there buddy.

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hehe

Cleve, we all know you have a problem with authority.. you don't have to pretend. :D

Seriously, when i'm the ruler of the universe, there'll be no reason to be ashamed of bowing to me, because everyone will be doing it... 17 times a day.. and 19 on Mondays, because I dont like Mondays

:p

Id fucking vote for NATER!!!! WOOO...LEGALIZE!!!

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Originally Posted by Cheeched Chick HiGh

Id fucking vote for NATER!!!! WOOO...LEGALIZE!!!

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Nater?

Is that, umm, Nader!? lol

Anyway, get to voting, man!! vote in the poll at the top of this thread

If you don't vote then how can I be crowned Ruler and blah blah blah of The Universe!?!?!

I guess I could just do what Bush did at the last elections.... (sorry, Torog :p )

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

I guess I could just do what Bush did at the last elections.... (sorry, Torog :p )

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Maybe, but do you have connections with a small-time brother to rig and fuck up the election like he did?

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Originally Posted by clevemire

Maybe, but do you have connections with a small-time brother to rig and fuck up the election like he did?

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Ah, good point :(

Man, life sucks if you're not the son of an ex-President and the brother of the Governor of Florida..

I guess i'll have to shag my way to the top

Damn.. to become Master And Blah Blah Blah Yadda Yadda Of The Universe i'm gonna have to sleep with some pretty important people..

Who should I start with!?

Oprah?

Maybe you should start with Janet Reno, eh?

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Originally Posted by clevemire

Maybe you should start with Janet Reno, eh?

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Cleve, I must thank you for introducing me to the asthetic delights of the one you call Janet Reno..

now, excuse me while I vomit into this bag....

pass the bag i am gonna be sick..wait i dont want a used vomit bag!!!! oh god gonna be sick again oh hell

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Originally Posted by Euphoric

pass the bag i am gonna be sick..wait i dont want a used vomit bag!!!! oh god gonna be sick again oh hell

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Hmm... perhaps you can save it, stick it in the freezer, and make an amusingly shaped vomit-ice sculpture out of it?

no!?

it was just a suggestion

"Holy frozen bag of vomit batman!" Got to give to Kerry, he promisses to have a morritorium so the research can be updated on medicinal MJ .That's at least a step in the right direction.

Nader's no longer on the ballot. My vote's for John Kerry.

Poor Janet Reno, first Saturday Night Live, now Cleve! :)