WHAT THE FUCK?!!

Taken from someone I know

before you read this make sure you know that i do not condone this person's behaviour. yes, this is the kind of person who gives drug use a bad name, and he was largely an idiot but i felt that this was a story worth sharing.

i went down to London with my brother to see his friend (who we'll call Paul) who lived down there and to go out for a few drinks. We drove down and arrived at about 11:00am and went for a drink. We asked Paul's brother (who we will call Harlan)if he wanted to come out for a drink with us but he declined and said he was going down to some park to try these shrooms he'd recently bought.

We went drinking and got back at about 6:00pm reasonably drunk. When we entered the house we saw Harlan and quizzed him about his trip. Apparently he had taken a lot of these shrooms and got rather fucked up. He seemed fairly spun out at the time. Anyway he started telling us about the kind of stuff he had seen and then told us that he had seen a goblin wondering around the park and had captured it and taken it back home.

Here is where the story starts to get very morally wrong. Just a warning.

We thought he was just still seeing things and was completely off his face still, but he was adament that he had seen a real goblin! He told us that he had taken it home two hours ago and that it was in his wardrobe. We had to see this so we rushed upstairs to have a look. We all gathered around the wardrobe pissing ourselves laughing and wondering what we were going to find. He opened the wardrobe, and nothing could have prepared us for what we saw. There was a man in his 20s with Down's Syndrome sitting in the wardrobe and he did not look happy. Harlan said something along the lines of "oh shit" and it was obvious that he could now see that this was not a goblin.

We were shitting ourselves and quickly decided that we would phone the police and tell them that we had found this guy wondering around on his own and had taken him back to our house so we could report him to the police and arrange for someone to collect him. It turned out that he had gone missing from his group and his carers were looking for him. They turned up about half an hour later and thanked us for keeping him safe. He protested and said that we had kidnapped him but the carer did not believe a word of it and continued to thank us.

Looking back, that was incredibly fucked up and it amazes me that we were able to just laugh it off, but it really seemed like our only option at the time was to get Harlan out of trouble, or we might all go down with him.

In any case i thought it would be a funny story to share, even if it is morally unwholesome to say the least

umm.. wow!?

lmao good story =)...lol I woulda laughed so damn hard if one of my friends did that

Haha, I've heard that before, it's an urban legend story. ;)

Funny one though. Sometimes it's a midget.

Whenever I heard the story, it was always a little person.

That's what midgets like to be called, I hear.

thats a damn funny story man, i kinda feel bad for them not believing the guy... but what can you do?

hahahaha a goblin, damn he was trippin balls.

roflmaololroflol my god, after i i read this, i couldnt stop laughing, that is sooo wrong, but its so gad damn funny

yeh, someone told me once that a friend of a friend of a friend or something kidnapped a kid or something when they were tripping on shrooms thinking it was a gnome, they fed it pudding all night, a bit of an urban legend i think, but they heard it from someone else and swore it was true

Its obviously fake I just had to put it out there. Funny as hell though.

yeah i call bullshit.....but it was a funny fucking story. come on if a special ed guy goes missing i think the police would have followed up on it.

Well, urban legend or not...those little goomies can certainly do that to someone. Haha that would be one hell of a surprise for the sober ones to find the dude in the closet though, hah.

I once almost jumped in a huge, dangerous river back in canada while I was tripping because I thought I figured out everything about the universe and the thought of becoming one with the elements was so overpowering, that jumping down the cliff into the river seemed like the most important thing I'd ever have to do with my life. Good thing I had good friends along with me :thumbsup:

yeah, same thing happened to my buddies bro and his friends, they were on acid and saw a gremlin and pursuited to toss him around and take him home. before they passed out, they were afraid hed eat them so they locked him in a cupboard. the next morning when they were all sobered up, they open the cupboard and find a little black kid... haha, they called the cops and told them they found this kid wandering around late at night. they were not in any trouble or anything.

hahahahahha:stoned:

Hoof.


It was a very naughty, but funny story, I didn't know whether or not to laugh and/or cry.

I guess I let out shocked sort of guffaws, it felt wrong to laugh, but wrong not to laugh.

Not bothered if it was true or not, but the sheer thught of it happening.

LOL! LOL! man i feel bad for the kid but..Lol anyway