So i heard the most retarded thing come out a cops mouth last night

Well first off my brother whom is 16 was at his friends apartment with some other people, chillin smokin weed, yanno the ususal when from what i heard the story as, the cops come banging on the door, they werent playing loud music or having a huge party or anything, so the cops get inside and there is beer cans everywhere inside (they werent drinking, the owners just never clean) and to make a long story short they broke my brothers pipe (glass) and his bong (plastic) with there nightstick...
then i get a call about 11:30 saying i need to come pick up my brother or hes going to jail so i go over there and realize the situation, of course its retarded, and the cop told me yanno yea there smoking pot, i can smell it when i walked in, and the cop goes, (this is what he said word for word) "sir if you want to know if your brother has been smoking cannabis all you have to do is shine a light and look in his throat because the green in marijuana dyes the taste buds near the back of the throat green and his inside of the mouth will have a green tint" well he shines the light down his throat..."nope he hasnt been smoking marijuana tonight" and by this time im trying as hard as i can to look this cop straight in the eye and not laugh my ass off, cause you can look him in his eyes and tell hes stoned, whereas my brothers gf who doesnt smoke WAS supposedly smoking marijuana cause she had a green tint.....thats about it
stupid ass cops theyre so funny
i had to post this its one of the funiest things i've ever heard

That's what the officer has been told in his training, so that's what he believes. When they go through police training and shit, they are filled with mindless propaganda which leads "facts" to bullshit.

I can say I have never heard that one before, but I think I would have laughed at that comment. It's not like they're going to arrest you for laughing at the situation.

Yeah, i wouldf have laughed, if i was feeling cocky enough i probably would have actually filled him in on some FACT. I've done it before :D

hah, should have told him after ya telling me that I think you the one smoking the herb, I can tell cause your eyes are green!

haha i didnt wanna cause any trouble these cops were dickheads as usual but it was funny just to admire their total ignorance when, in fact my brothers eyes were indeed red, they said it was from the alcohol tho...lmfao

Haha, let them believe that. I would love for that to be the standard test to see if someone was high. I'd pass all the time!

Good for you for keeping a straight face - but that is complete and utter bullshit! Damn!

Damn....I wouldn't even have laughed at that. If he honestly thought that then all I would be able to do was pity him

The drug war and weed is the dumbest thing ever, at least the pigs could do is educate there own kind proably, sheesh!

You need to consider the reason why people become cops. It isn't because they weren't hiring at Nasa that day. It's usually because they're too stupid to do anything that might require brain activity.

omg thats the funniest thing ive ever heard...!
green tint. lol.

A green tint? lmao. Maybe she just ate a wintergreen tic tac. oh that's funny!

fucking stupid ass pigs, they think they know everyhing

Oh yeah, because you know the smoke and resin that comes out of weed is REALLY green...

what a moron

I almost wonder if that cop was pulling your leg or else he was truly a dumb guy who hadn't had any drug training. All the police officers I know down here are trained to look at people's eyes and watch the subtle muscle movement changes that occur with the effects of cannabis, particularly as someone tries to track something visually (like the tip of a finger). For coke and meth, they can often tell by pupillary reaction along with behavioral changes. It's the same training they gave us as paramedics, and it didn't in any way involve looking in people's throats. Fortunately--or perhaps not so fortunately--not all cops are so dumb. If it makes you feel any better, most reasonably intelligent cops wish weed were legal, too, because they know it's nothing in comparison to other more dangerous drugs. Still, they're paid to enforce the laws that are on the books now.

Shit. That cop was either stupider than fuck, or was pullin a prank on you and laughed his ass off once he left. If I was a cop I would pull of fuckin funny ass shit. Like if i caught someone with weed i would tell them to hand me the piece and the bag and light, id pack a bowl for myself and smoke it all then put in some drops and pass them a five for the bowl. thank em and leave. how funny would that be. thatd be awesome if that happened to someone. or critize their weed and be like," man the evidence room has better shit than this bammer weed man."

So your brother's girlfriend went to jail for having a green tint on her taste buds? Maybe it is true??? I must've missed something...